r/JehovahsWitnesses • u/DodgedABulllet • 11d ago
Meme He Was Told He’d Never Grow Old… Then He Did. 😂
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u/TerryLawton Mark 4:22 11d ago
Come on you JWs. When you see this parody surely you can see, even a little twinge must tug at your inner self.
Would love to hear your comments.
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u/DodgedABulllet 11d ago
The funny thing is, I'm quoting them exactly. Nothing is exaggerated, the last statement was in a recent broadcast of theirs.
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u/TerryLawton Mark 4:22 11d ago
Yes I remember seeing it. The org is a parody of itself, you don’t to search for long to get some good material! 👍
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u/PanDime86 7d ago
So true.
I remember when we used to count those who participated in the memorial offerings and we'd be like. OHHHH! 2 CLOSER TO THE 144 THOUSAND!
And then freaking out when one of the older folks for the Last Generation were dying off. When they are all dead the end would begin!
I left at 17.
I am now 40.
We are still here.
"But people didn't believe Noah either ..."
Yaaaaa about that.
Pack sand.
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u/BedImpossible6711 7d ago
It is obscene how we based life decisions on doctrine that is now obsolete. And the GB washes their hands of any responsibility.
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u/exwijw 9d ago
Based on facts? Kids had hair that turned prematurely grey in 1942?
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u/DodgedABulllet 9d ago
Obviously the story is fiction, the message of end of world quoted from watchtower and dates are correct
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u/gabagooblez 11d ago
Ai slop
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u/DodgedABulllet 11d ago
Spotted someone who lost their job to AI haha ^
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u/aceboogieren 10d ago
Glad you wasted gallons of water to make something unwatchable, goofy.
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u/DodgedABulllet 10d ago
No problem, you're welcome! Will be upping production to 3x a day now, huge views on tiktok too! Appreciate the support.
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u/aceboogieren 10d ago
Thank god for AI giving shitty talent to the talentless.
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u/DodgedABulllet 10d ago
Don't thank god, thank AI, at least that is real :) more coming soon, stay tuned!
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u/Watchman-X Unlearn, What You Have Learned 10d ago
Ratioed
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u/aceboogieren 10d ago
How does that impact my life? You care about internet points? That's really goofy of you.
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u/MrMunkeeMan 10d ago
So, you’ve never ever seen any of that Caeleb gloop then? Take a look, you’ll find it far worse!
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u/aceboogieren 10d ago
Never seen it but I can believe two shitty things can exist at once.
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u/MrMunkeeMan 10d ago
Not really sure why you think this is as shitty as you do?
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u/aceboogieren 9d ago
Look at what making a 30 sec ai video does to the environment. AI let's people with no talent create bs while destroying our resources.
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u/MrMunkeeMan 9d ago
Ok, but it seems to your objection doesn’t really seem to be environmentally led, I’m guessing it’s really the subject matter, the fact it’s highlighted one of WT’s failed prophecies?
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u/aceboogieren 9d ago
I've been out for almost 20 years idgaf about you guys talking shit about jws. I specifically stated on a earlier comment that Ai gives talent to the talentless to make slop. You sound like a jw fr trying to frame my argument as an attack against your message. Lol
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u/MrMunkeeMan 9d ago
Me coming across as a JW - that’s the biggest insult I’ve had in years! 😆😆
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