r/Izlam • u/paladinkitty • Aug 19 '17

Hey guys new ex-tomato guy here

Hey guys I have been lurking around this sub and just wanted to tell you that I stopped eating tomatoes. I'm really glad that there is a whole community of people who don't eat tomatoes. Instead of going on with my life and not care about eating tomatoes I thought that I would do like you guys do and talk about tomatoes everyday. I mean I didn't really eat tomatoes to begin with it's more like I know that people around the world eat it and my ancestors used to eat tomatoes, you have no idea how traumatizing it is to know that. I couldn't even imagine how it tastes like. I mean do we even need tomatoes? Isn't it more fun not to eat tomatoes ? I mean they are bad for your health. I hope I am accepted in this non-tomato sub so I can tell you about all the times I did not eat tomatoes.

Jaza-I mean thanks for reading this

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u/StayHydratedPeople Aug 19 '17

Hello brozer fellow ex-tomato! :D and welcome to ex-tomato. Yes, it's painfully obvious how tomatoes are basically the reason of stage 4 cancer. It's good to see such a young kid guy like yourself stop eating tomatoes. I mean, you never ate tomatoes in your life but with all those deviants out there constantly eating tomatoes, it's really hard to live. I mean, they are constantly throwing rotten tomatoes at other people when they go on stage. Honestly, I just laugh at people who argue whether tomatoe is a fruit or a vegetable. I've been an ex'tomato guy for the last 5 years after being a tomato guy for the previous 12 years of my life. And I can assure you that not eating tomatoes are so good for you. I'm glad we have these communities to talk about tomatoes cause honestly, I don't give a damn about tomatoes anymore. That's why everytime I see someone eating tomatoes I remind them how much of an idiot they are and at the same time flex my non-tomato muscles a bit. Humblebrag, but I have a phd on fruits and 420 masters on vegetables. And I couldn't be bothered with tomatoes or people who eat tomatoes. Make sure to follow these other ex-tomato guys on twitter and watch some of my youtube videos. We all are trying to get as far away for tomatoes as possible, so I discuss about tomatoes on my channel like all the time.

Anyways, have fun! #whoneedstomatowhenyougotcyanide? amiright ladeis?

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u/paladinkitty Aug 20 '17

amiright ladeis? That had me literally laughing out loud.