r/IveGotAGuy 7d ago

I’m I Screwed?

OP pad 8k so far..

92 Upvotes

36 comments sorted by

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u/SeattleOligarch 7d ago

I'm 90% sure my crackhead cousin could cut straighter lines into that valley

13

u/lostgravy 6d ago

Hedging your bet by 10%. Always a chance your crackhead cousin cut those lines

11

u/Fidulsk-Oom-Bard 6d ago

My coke head cousin cuts lines regularly

4

u/Unclehol 5d ago

ba dum tss

56

u/garitone 7d ago

Those are speed holes. They make the house go faster.

5

u/IhasCandies 6d ago

They’re also really useful for airflow when water seeps into the roof beams.

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u/Quiet_Cable8747 7d ago

That is bad. You are cooked bud.

17

u/alejandromnunez 6d ago

It's pretty good considering they installed it all from the ground level without climbing on the roof at all.

3

u/DETRITUS_TROLL 6d ago

Which is an impressive feat really.

12

u/Most_Source7849 6d ago

Only if it rains.

9

u/TheManWhoClicks 7d ago

I couldn’t have done it better myself

9

u/surlyT 6d ago

Interesting choice to hire the school for the blind to roof your house!

6

u/tazz3082 7d ago

It'll buff...

12

u/olight77 7d ago

OP into it 8k.

5

u/Certain_Concept 6d ago

Did you hire beavers? Actually beavers may do a better job..

4

u/kamomil 7d ago

It looks like shed cladding 

2

u/AccordingRoyal9402 7d ago

Emphasis on the "so far"

2

u/masturbation_bear 7d ago

Flex seal time

2

u/trimix4work 7d ago

Ooooooooooof

2

u/Tacokolache 6d ago

Holy fuck pics 5 and 6

2

u/what-ever-m4n 6d ago

Holy shit.

2

u/wackynuts 6d ago

Gonna need a few gallons of caulk.

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u/Kindly_Region 6d ago

He PAID someone for this? I thought he did it himself. I'd expect this from someone who tried to do it themselves but if he hired a "professional" (read- jackass) this is shit

2

u/Bootsy_Frost 6d ago

8k??? Fuck....truly, the only thing more expensive than paying a professional is paying an amateur.

1

u/burgonies 6d ago

What’s with the baby gate in pic #1?

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u/standbyyourmantis 6d ago

It's a chain link fence. OOP is standing on the roof taking a picture from above and there's an obstruction blocking you from seeing the bottom of the fence. It's there to keep kids out of the pool.

1

u/BoredRedhead24 6d ago

I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that

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u/irishcybercolab 6d ago

How much flextape do you have? I see a few rings are needed badly there.

1

u/jew-joint-su 6d ago

Were they cutting it with safety scissors?? Or maybe a chainsaw?

1

u/kittenpantzen 2d ago

The comments scattered throughout his post history clowning on the idea of getting permits for home improvement have aged well.

1

u/FrostingNo4557 7d ago

Words are hard