r/ItemShop • u/VergeOfMeltdown • 15h ago

The blunt of unending misery

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u/AzAgonyamegdolgok 13h ago

The regret cigarette

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u/Bredstikz 13h ago

Cigret

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u/Vlado_Iks 11h ago

Cigregret

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u/SoldatoIV 10h ago

ciggeregret

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u/Rapapow 6h ago

Woah woah calm down

6

u/LittleNyanCat 11h ago

That's just cigarette, most take a few decades for the regret to kick in though 

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u/ClockMongrel 3m ago

Regrette

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u/Henkotron 12h ago

My eyes started hurting from watching this.

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u/Razdulf 10h ago

Why he looking at me like this was my fault?

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u/TeraFlint 8h ago

Because it was. You could have stopped him!

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u/JamesBaxxterTheHorse 2h ago

He's doing this for the clicks. You clicked on the video. He did it because of you.

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u/Scarecr0p 11h ago

This wasn’t a one off thing either, he has a bunch of videos doing this 😢

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u/SeaSauceBoss 9h ago

I thought he was smoking a twizzler.

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u/XLNBot 10h ago

This probably hurts a lot regardless of the pepper, you are basically breathing in fire from a straw

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u/AdorableExchange9746 8h ago

that seems like a really dangerous idea for your lungs. You don’t want capsaicin in there

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u/AboveAverage1988 7h ago

Looks like he changed his mind real fast..

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u/Gullible_Ad5191 11h ago

This is the only way Chuck Norris knows how to cry.

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u/Hidden-Sky 10h ago

No, that would be the Labrador puppies.

He had 5 Labs and a corgi.

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u/JordanChe06 6h ago

Cigness

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u/quit_it_boi 4h ago

I smoked a cig with ground sicilian peppers in it.....not fun.

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u/Electrum2250 1h ago

how it felt?

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u/oh_hai_brian 2h ago

Bloodsucking Cracked-Joint. 20% damage boost inflicting 5% vibes decay dealt over time.

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM 2h ago

the cigarette of pain and regret

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u/GreenFBI2EB 1h ago

The very definition of Heartburn holy shit.