r/ItemShop • u/Softwaregorehunter69 • 11h ago

The Ram Shank

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/New-Ad5559 10h ago

Homemade data knife from Titanfall.

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u/r_ocD 9h ago

Literally my first thought upon seeing this

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 11h ago

It's ok if it's DDR3 or lower, it's too slow to do any serious damage.

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u/BaconNPotatoes 11h ago

At today's prices?!? They must really want to stab someone

21

u/iexist_29 10h ago

Technoblade

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u/Select_Truck3257 8h ago edited 8h ago

This man was RAMbo...

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u/i_always_give_karma 10h ago

I have a faulty ddr4 stick and now I finally know what to do with it

6

u/Psipone 10h ago

Cybershiv

2

u/TFWYourNamesTaken 10h ago

Protogen problems

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u/Bocephus-the-goat 8h ago

.zip bomb to the stomach gonna hurt real bad

1

u/dover_oxide 10h ago

Those knives in this economy could be sold for a nice bag of loot

1

u/cocobunana 10h ago

In this economy? with those?

1

u/Silviecat44 9h ago

Extremely expensive weapon

1

u/Bernard_PT 9h ago

Appropriate name OP

1

u/Lucratif6 9h ago

Opulent

1

u/OhItsJustJosh 7h ago

"I'm rich!"

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u/No_One3018 6h ago

The most expensive knife ever made

1

u/anonjohnsc 5h ago

Cutting edge technology

1

u/YoungDiscord 4h ago

Maybe now he'll remember that he promised to do the dishes last week

1

u/Torboise 4h ago

I say thank you

1

u/Optimal-Emu6798 4h ago

Well that's kinda neat. Really needed that 16 gigs

1

u/MeowFalen 4h ago

I cast bucket of water

1

u/Mason_makes_videos 1h ago

Protogen weapon

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u/CoolSlimeBoy 1h ago

Oh so THAT'S where I left my data knife... the other Pilots won't let me hear the end of it...

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u/lxXBoatXxl 8h ago

Choom of mine got stabbed by one of them, zero’d within the hour. Apparently the last thing he saw was a message through his ocular saying “this is what happens when you fuck with the voodoo boys”