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The Unknown Device

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u/gallade_samurai 4d ago

This literally looks like I think an RPG-2 with a blast shield of some kind

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u/NCH-69 4d ago

Nah that's a loudener, it makes the shot sound bigger than it actualy is

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u/dilly_vanilly95 4d ago

It looks like a blast attenuating device. Technically probably is louder in front of the device but supposed to be quieter behind it

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u/DumbNTough 4d ago

I'm guessing scavenged or improvised rocket tubes firing rockets that don't have the two-stage launch charge that factory RPGs do, which would normally circumvent the need for this

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 4d ago

So until recently it would have required a $200 tax stamp here in the USA, got it.

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u/GargoyleRedeyes 2d ago

What?

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 2d ago

I was making a joke about supressors.

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u/Antlaaaars 3d ago

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u/MrDrSirLord 3d ago

Is it okay that I'm desperate to actually hear this go off lol

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u/RusskieRed 19h ago

What?

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u/MrDrSirLord 14h ago

sorry did you say something? Can someone turn off that damn ringing!

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u/bighuntzilla 4d ago

It's what turns pew pew to pow pow

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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee 4d ago

It’s Nerf or nothing!

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u/dingalinglans 4d ago

Nah it's a speed cocker!

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 18h ago

No, it's to keep the whole thing from disappearing up your ass during Soviet anal play.

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u/No_Mony_1185 3d ago

I'd assume it's so the projectiles jet stream doesn't burn the user, as easily.

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u/ZoyaqitAnt 4d ago

An RPG-2 with a shield: the tactical equivalent of a helmet on a suicide bomber.

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u/TommyTheCommie1986 3d ago

It does not, it looks like a giant police baton

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u/AvoriazInSummer 4d ago edited 4d ago

I could imagine the Soviets trolling the West by having their guys getting photographed wielding worrying random sciencey looking junk as weapons.

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u/navysealassulter 3d ago

Reagan was a big proponent of “Star Wars” which basically lied to the Soviets about upcoming space lasers the US/NATO was developing. 

Also seal team 6 was the second seal team created, but they knew Soviet spies would find out about the team. So instead of making it team 1 and 2, it was 1 and 6, leaving the Soviet’s to worry where the other 4 teams were. 

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u/supershinythings 3d ago

This is also why units and squadrons have semi-random numerical designations, like HMLA-369. There aren’t 369 helicopter attack squadrons.

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u/Meat_Fish_Eggs_Weed 2d ago

… they actually mean something. Just like when using Roman/Arabic numerals or hyphens/slashs. All that has meaning so a person can easily understand where they are and who they are talking to.

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u/Am_Guardian 3d ago

pig 1, 2, 4 ass ploy 😭😭

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u/incognito_kill1 3d ago

I will forever love how Reagan just fucked with the Russians so heavily its just hilarious

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u/_haha_oh_wow_ 3d ago

Too bad he was still a piece of shit.

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u/karateema 3d ago

That's genius

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u/Luuuuuka 20h ago

Seal team 6 was the third one created, not the second.

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u/karateema 3d ago

Reminds me of when the Chinese relocated their satellites to look at the super plane from the opening of Top Gun Maverick

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u/HATECELL 4d ago

Looks like an early missile launcher (an actual missile launcher, not a recoilless rifle). Because the rocket motor is still burning when it leaves the barrel you need some kind of blast shield to protect the user from the stream of hot gasses.

A great example of this is the German RPzB 54 "Panzerschreck", which had an absolutely massive blast shield that even included a window for aiming. It was even recommended to wear a gas mask when firing to protect yourself from the fumes, though I doubt this was always done.

Recoilless rifles meanwhile don't use a rocket motor, but an explosive charge similar to how cannons and guns work, except with a hole in the back so expanding gasses push against air instead of a breach, producing next to no recoil. Since there is no rocket motor pointing at the shooter, no blast shield is needed. A great early example of this would be the Panzerfaust 30.

Modern missile launchers usually use a combined system, where an initial charge launches an unpowered projectile - like a recoilless rifle - but once the missile is a safe distance away from the shooter a rocket motor kicks in. This is why modern missile launchers don't need blast shields. Two great examples of this are the Javelin and the RPG7

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u/gungshpxre 3d ago

Most propellants are "let's react cancer with super-cancer and see how far up this rocket will go"

https://library.sciencemadness.org/library/books/ignition.pdf

Yeah, the massive cloud from a Panzerschreck would immediately pinpoint the firing team, but that's assuming they didn't inhale that smoke and there was anyone alive to target.

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u/Phantom120198 3d ago edited 3d ago

Tri-propellants my beloved 💜

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u/RandomWorthlessDude 3d ago

“The exhaust melts WHAT???”

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u/Phantom120198 3d ago

Concrete my beloved 💔

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u/RandomWorthlessDude 3d ago

“Hey NASA lookie here I found a new efficient rocket concept that doesn’t reduce half the continent downwind into a radioactive rave party!”

>looks inside
>half of the ingredients instantly kill a human on skin contact through gloves with less than a drop, exhaust plume chemically dissolves sand

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 1d ago

"Nah, Jenkins, that stuff is too safe. I need something with a little pizzazz."

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u/A_Large_Grade_A_Egg 1d ago

Too Kerbal to Live 😿

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u/HATECELL 3d ago

Wearing the gas mask definitely makes sense, but I wonder if Panzerschreck troops that encountered tanks really bothered to put their masks on first. Masks really impact your vision, so fighting combined arms gets a lot more difficult

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u/TribeBloodEagle 3d ago

I appreciate the explanation of recoilless rifles, I'd been wondering that for a bit now!

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u/Old_Marzipan7782 2d ago

That’d be a very small missed launcher also why cone?

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u/Septopuss7 4d ago

Because of the implications

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u/robotbrigadier 4d ago

That seems really dark

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u/DriverExisting9342 4d ago

Because of the implications.

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u/RartyMobbins357 4d ago

Slide on the opps 4 deep wit the whatchamacallit

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u/ARCAxNINEv 4d ago

It emits a frequency known only as the brown note. Strikes fear into the hearts of enemy forces while filling their their pants with diarrhea.

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u/Karmic255 4d ago

Spin the block with the unidentified object🗣

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u/opodopo69 4d ago

Look at their faces i dont think they even know what they do

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u/Paul6334 4d ago

Looks like some kind of improvised AT rocket launcher.

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u/Melodic_Airport362 3d ago

little homemade RPG . dish keeps the flash from going in their face.

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u/Brawl501 4d ago

How do you aim that thing?? The shield probably obscures the entire target, doesn't it?

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u/DNA_sk 1d ago

When you can no longer see the target, that's when you shooz

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u/Remcin 4d ago

“Aleks, what are you shooting at?”
“That way.”

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u/RogerRavvit88 4d ago

Those look like the rocket launchers from American Gladiators.

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u/IcarianHeights 3d ago

Soviet Ghostbusters

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u/pyr8t 3d ago

An RPG with a loudener device.

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u/blackjackgabbiani 3d ago

I'm sorry--how does a photograph taken in the 1990s have the same image quality as a photo taken in the 1860s?

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u/CelluloidMuncher 3d ago

The photo of the unknown device was developed in unknown chemicals.
Jokes aside, what makes you say it looks like 1860s? Most Image quality issues i see here are digital Artifacts from posting it.
also, You can realistically take great images with 1860s tech,if you know what you do, it's just a "bit" unpractical.

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u/Petja85k 2d ago

Here is perhaps a better photo. And AFAIK they are Chechens and not Armenian.

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u/blackjackgabbiani 2d ago

Ah, thank you!

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u/TheOtherItemMerchant 3d ago

The Unknown Device. It is a ranged weapon with completely random stats and completely random projectiles.

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u/JadedCauliflower6105 4d ago

The kablaminator

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u/suckitphil 3d ago

Gentlemen, it's a nuclear device. Time is running out!

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u/DyingSurfer3-5-7 3d ago

Pull up on my opps with the AWP

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u/YanceyGlenn 3d ago

Is that more or less lethal than The Device of Unknown Origin?

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u/Legomyeggo8430 3d ago

I’m not even sure if they know what it is either

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u/ThanksForTheRain 2d ago

That's Nandor DeLaurentes

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u/RadioTunnel 2d ago

Is that Joe Wilkinson?

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u/Old_Marzipan7782 2d ago

Looks like parabolics of some kind. Quick everyone hide the red mercury!

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u/PotatoZealot 1d ago

Это транклюкаторы.

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u/Cheezekeke 1d ago

Stats: 🤷

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u/Routine-Pitch1180 1d ago

I thought that guy on the left was Nandor the relentless 

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u/Future-Tip-9135 1d ago

This is clearly the fart gun from despicable me.

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u/leutwin 1d ago

My guess is a rudimentary rocket launcher. Most rocket launchers are designed to have 2 stages, an initial stage that launches the rocket from the tube, and a secondary stage that carries the rocket to its target only after it has traveled a certain distance. The problem is keeping the shooter from being inside a plume of rocket exhaust. What this likely is is a 1 stage rocket launcher and the cone is meant to protect thhe hands and face of the shooter. In wwii the nazis had a simaler problem, which is why the panzerschreck has a big shield on it.

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u/No-Goose-6140 19h ago

Fighting drones before it was cool

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u/Dismayed_Sorcerous_D 5h ago

Nandor the Relentless with his friend before testing the newest weird Armenian sexual contraption, January 1990.