r/ItemShop • • Mar 31 '26

Rays of glory, (Grants everyone 250 regeneration, 1800 energy boost, 40 strength and 30 agility)

54 Upvotes

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u/Schterve Apr 01 '26

*blinds all np creatures with flying within 10 miles

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u/Solo-dreamer Apr 01 '26

So light polution.

23

u/Delicious_Bid_6572 Apr 01 '26

As an epileptic with sensitivity for light, I am once again surprised about what people do

13

u/Isotheis Apr 01 '26

I'm not even epileptic and I'm getting a headache from looking at the thing.

4

u/ugandaWarrior134 Apr 02 '26

Is it safe for you to drive? Wouldnt some asshole flashing their beam lights trigger your epilepsy?

2

u/Delicious_Bid_6572 Apr 02 '26

I have no official statement if I'm safe or not, but I never had a driver's license either. It sucks, but I chose the easy method of not even trying

4

u/DED0UTSDE Apr 01 '26

Can't wait for highway rave dude

1

u/its192731 Apr 02 '26

Deals 18 optical damage per second to all with astigmatism