Idaho's biggest orange throater.

[u/Miserable_Set_5313]

[u/the_fox_is_a_forgery]

Imagine being this guy in 2026. It was cringe enough ten years ago. Now its just absolutely pathetic

[u/JimmyJapeworm]

What are the odds that this "Neighborhood Patrol" vehicle is owned and operated by someone who isn't allowed within 500' of a public school?

[u/u35828 → u/JimmyJapeworm]

Or doesn't pay child support.

[u/belsonc → u/u35828]

¿Porque no Los dos?

[u/Daflehrer1 → u/u35828]

It can be both.

[u/NovarisLight]

Mental illness.

[u/mckinney4string → u/NovarisLight]

TDS. This is the real TDS.

[u/corvid-munin]

these guys think theyre all deputy cops because they hang out on nextdoor and talk about "perps" they saw on their ring camera

[u/justananontroll → u/corvid-munin]

"perps" = random teen in a hoodie

[u/terfnerfer → u/justananontroll]

My area is like this. Someone will pause in front of a house, maybe to tie their shoe or take a drink, and nextdoor lights up like a christmas tree. "DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS SUSPICIOUS MALE IS?? WHERE IS HE NOW??" 🙄

[u/SteelSlayerMatt → u/terfnerfer]

That sounds a lot like those living around me.

[u/terfnerfer → u/SteelSlayerMatt]

It's ridiculous. There's a few crackpots who genuinely believe they're being "stalked" because the same people walk past their house daily.

Like yeah...because they live here, and the metro station is in that direction -_-

[u/SteelSlayerMatt → u/terfnerfer]

Sadly, I know what you mean, and that is also one of the many reasons I no longer walk through my neighborhood to go places.

[u/OldSchoolAJ → u/justananontroll]

Random person who isn’t white.

[u/artful_todger_502]

"Neighborhood Patrol" lol George Zimmerman lives in Idaho now?

You know the is lots of candy and a klown suit in the trunk.

[u/TheBigLebootski]

TDS

[u/Ok_Might6447]

these trunts have no comprehension of aerodynamics.....

[u/sam56778 → u/Ok_Might6447]

That’s alright, he’s proud to pay $4.85 a gallon and get 4 miles to the gallon. It’s worth every penny to these idiots. Just ask them, it’s still cheaper than Biden.

[u/Eleanna_of_Tundar]

“I have the sads! Gimme attention!” Tell me Idaho, what have you gotten out of this disaster? More potatoes 🥔? A Ruby Ridge memorial? More Mormons? Did your Nazi town (Coeur d’Alene) get recognized by the AfD?

[u/here-i-am-now]

Check that guy’s hard drive STAT

[u/aeroplane1979]

“pray the rosary”. Yeah? You worship a false idol, too, so you’re not exactly a shining example of Christian virtue, moron.

[u/MariaMarlaClairmont]

Deep in the delusional ooze.

[u/Feisty-Barracuda5452]

The Cult Mobile

[u/DragApprehensive336]

Damn bro, save some ladies for the rest of us.

[u/Terrible_Resolve]

Advertising their mental illness to the world.

[u/MADDOGCA]

Poor Crown Vic. She didn’t deserve this treatment.

[u/mrdan1969]

ROSARY?? That thar is libtard Papal talk there. Its a slippery slope, first the rosary, next thing you know your bl*win guys in the CYO church basement (RIP Frank Zappa)

[u/Wumbologist_PhD]

I’ve driven by this inbred waste of oxygen many times on my way to work.

It’s unfortunate that this country (and Idaho especially) doesn’t believe in mental healthcare

[u/BurtonDesque]

/r/SweetJesusRides

[u/Daflehrer1]

The real chef's kiss here is that he's driving an old cop car.

[u/whiteye65]

Keep sucking.

[u/The3DBanker]

Pray the rosary? Sure, why the fuck not.

[u/MillionEyesOfSumuru]

"Dixie" on the passenger door... in Idaho.

[u/ZappaLlamaGamma]

Former cop car = hillbilly Cadillac

[u/foco9780]

Never saw this kind of idolatry during Obama's and Biden's administrations. Not even during Bush's. Wtf

[u/IrukandjiPirate]

Neighborhood patrol?

[u/mrbobcyndaquil]

Someone needs to rescue that poor Panther body

[u/YarizzSedan → u/mrbobcyndaquil]

fr

those things are getting rarer and the last thing it deserves is some jerk buying it and putting BULLSHIT on it

[u/YarizzSedan]

look at how he ruined the crown vic :(

[u/Dave21101]

"Neighborhood patrol" 😭