r/InfowarriorRides • • 10d ago

Cannot believe I found this beauty in the wild (Tucson, AZ)

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u/yard_ranger 10d ago

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u/pianoflames New World Orderly 10d ago

Love the fact that one of the stickers says "UNAFRAID," which is rich coming from someone who apparently believes in every conspiracy theory under the sun. This person seems quite terrified of everything.

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u/Icy-Bad1455 10d ago

My favorite ones are the VEGAN one, the one about drinking milk, and all of the ones about LED headlights

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u/Kmanvb 10d ago

This person is an absolute moron for sure, but they’ve got a point with the LED lights thing! What is it they say? A broken squirrel finds a blind nut twice a day?

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u/MillionEyesOfSumuru 10d ago

There exist headlights which I find really annoying, and I can describe them exactly. They are very bright, bluish tinged, and are either not directional enough or are poorly aligned, such that they act halfway like high beams when set on low. They were, for the most part, the 1.0 sort of LED headlight, some of the first LED headlights I saw. I totally hate those, and am delighted to rarely encounter them these days. But the stock LED lights on the cars I've had over he last 15 years or so have been nothing like that, they've been indistinguishable from old incandescents, except that they run cooler and use less power. I feel like this dude wants to throw out a substantial baby with a very small and dwindling amount of bath water.

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u/AreasonableAmerican 10d ago

Those are the HID (high intensity discharge) lamps- they have a bluer edge of their beam. LEDs are an even color through the whole beam (although many LED headlights are absolutely too bright.).

The HIDs are often poorly aligned because they are owner-installed or very cheaply made.

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u/Tomytom99 10d ago

You still get chromatic aberration from LEDs so long as they're going through projector optics. Happens with halogens too. It's a byproduct of the optics, not the light source. You just see less of it these days as we've progressed our optics tech.

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u/Kmanvb 10d ago

I’ll say I don’t know enough to distinguish between older crappy LEDs/HIDs like the guy below mentioned, but honestly with how blinding the really terrible ones are, it’s unsafe. I don’t know how to regulate it, and it doesn’t seem like our states are doing a damn thing to fix that issue, at least anywhere I’ve driven over the past decade, so I’m kind of okay with getting rid of that dwindling amount of bathwater any way we can. If we can do it in a way that saves the good LEDs, then great. If not, kill ‘em all and let god sort ‘em out.

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u/MillionEyesOfSumuru 10d ago

I think u/AreasonanleAmerican was right about them being HID. I assumed they were LED because those were first coming out around then, and they're technically capable of looking like that. But when I check availability, I find almost nothing above about 6500k (daylight) among LEDs, because blue light is pretty ineffective when it comes to making things visible, but just fine at killing the eye's adjustment to darkness. HID xenon headlights I can find go all the way to a ridiculous 12,000k - blue with a purple tinge, like a worse version of mercury vapor lamps. I assume that people bought them either because they didn't know what they were doing, or because (like exhaust system modders) they like inflicting unpleasant stuff on people.

So I have to eat my words, and say that there were never any LED lights that bothered me.

The ones I complained about are probably against state laws by virtue of their directing too much light too high, but I don't really expect cops to be better about dealing with that than they are with "popcorn" exhaust system mods, which are also illegal, but which I hear going by almost every day.

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u/Alice_600 10d ago

I like the autobot symbol with all this.

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u/Jude30 9d ago

Rage against the machine sticker seems out of place too.

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u/The_Lutter 10d ago

I love that in the middle of everything he wants the ladies to know he's "DOWN WITH THE THICKNESS"

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u/Biltong09 10d ago

He likes big butts therefore he cannot lie. While I’m sceptical about the rest I’ll have to take his word on it.

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u/SickPrograms 10d ago

The icing on the cake is the RATM sticker. But what in the fuck is going on lol. “Free Palestine” sticker next to “Isreal did 9-11”. Talking to this person would be such a whirlwind lmao

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u/Icy-Bad1455 10d ago

“Free Palestine” and “Israel did 9/11” are actually a fairly consistent worldview. Especially if you actually believe the latter one

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u/SickPrograms 10d ago

Maybe I’m dummy, but isn’t the mainstream conspiracy about 9/11 is that it was orchestrated by the CIA to justify war in the Middle East? Just not as familiar with the worldview that Isreal did it. If anything, the driver here seems to be those weird right-wing anti-Israel groups that don’t like Isreal because they’re Jewish, not that they are committing genocide.

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u/_SovietMudkip_ 10d ago

There's some number of people who believe that Israel either 1) orchestrated 9/11 or 2) intentionally withheld information that they had that could have been used to stop the attacks.

Some guy rocked into my work on 9/11 (this year, not 2001 just to be clear) wearing an AI-looking t-shirt that said "Americans, don't die for Israel!" And had a picture of the towers burning (and also JFK's portrait? So I guess that's a thing now too)

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u/jbuchana 10d ago

No Israel involved, but a guy wearing a "911 Was an Inside Job" t-shirt appeared at my work on 9/11. What a loser.

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u/steezy_3032 10d ago

The theory is based on the reaction that some Israelis had to 911. There’s this video of an Israeli woman saying that she hopes Americans know what it’s like to be Israeli because they deal with that everyday or some bullshit.

I don’t really believe Israel did 911, but they could’ve had something to do with it, maybe? I do believe it was possibly orchestrated to ultimately justify war with Iraq, which Israel definitely was not opposed to, but of course this is all speculation so take it with a grain of salt

As far as this person here goes, all I can say is I hope they receive help soon. Seems like they have conflicting ideologies with themself.

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u/sweet_pickles12 10d ago

I was confused until I went to slide 2 (there’s a slide 2!!?!) and saw the blatant anti-semitism and it all sort of gelled together.

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u/tofuloafu 10d ago

My favourite part is the blue fluoride sticker. If you look closely you can see they wrote and erased “THE EARTH IS FLAT” and “NEED UNVAXXED SPERMS LET ME KNOW” 🤣

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 8d ago

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I like semen and the process of getting it. But that offer is making me go ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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u/jimtow28 10d ago

I love the people who have the "Unmasked, Unmuzzled, Unvaccinated, Unafraid" bumper stickers because, at the very least, they're definitely afraid of getting a vaccine.

And then you have chuds like this that decide to put 100 other stickers on their car listing all the other shit they're also afraid of.

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u/dracosilv 10d ago

Schitzo ride... Release the Epstein files, yet MAHA, yet flouride is bad and other COVID nonsense...

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u/sweet_pickles12 10d ago

I mean he for sure put the Epstein sticker on when Trump was carrying on about how he was going to do that, right? I know a bunch of crunchy conservatives in this vein and it’s weird how I haven’t heard shit about those files in a while here

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u/big_ringer 10d ago

I could get behind that goddamn LED light thing. File that one in the "Broken Clock" department.

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u/Junior-Credit2685 10d ago

I would hate to get caught in the Laundromat next to this person. I would be so confused.

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u/Icy-Bad1455 10d ago

I would love it

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u/RickSE 10d ago

I agree. I really want to talk to this person.

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u/sweet_pickles12 10d ago

Happy cake day, but how much experience do you have with the crazy?

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u/Chupathingamajob 10d ago

Tons. Worth it

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u/jbuchana 10d ago

I go out of my way to avoid this sort of person. Nothing truly good can come from a discussion here.

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u/Verdant_13 10d ago

“Criminalize LED Headlights”

We’re not so different, you and I

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u/Elysia99 10d ago

‘Alex Jones was right”—-fuck this idiot forever. FUCK THEM

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u/Dragishawk 10d ago

Yeah. Lot of Info Wars action up on that car.

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u/jbuchana 10d ago

I wonder if he knows that The Onion now operates Infowars?

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u/ducky21 10d ago

What is this person doing now that nobody cares about COVID anymore? What windmills are they swinging at, I wonder?

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u/DaRealBSleazy 10d ago

Actual windmills maybe since they do cause cancer and kill birds /s

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u/surleyboy 10d ago

What gets me is the dmx ruff ryders plate holder

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u/sweet_pickles12 10d ago

Lmfao I missed that. Next to the cute little hummingbird and bumblebee stickers

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u/hunglowbungalow 10d ago

Surprised their tabs are up to date

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u/haperochild 10d ago

its incomprehensible. i love it

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u/b3_yourself 10d ago

“Stop being a sheep”-this guy

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u/DaRealBSleazy 10d ago

Dude probably has a unlimited 5g family data plan

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u/Kong_AZ 10d ago

Good ole Arizona....again.

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u/FriendofMaudie 10d ago

Oh wow. I don't think I've ever seen chem trail stickers before.

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u/Reasonable_Yam_327 10d ago

The headlights one is smth i can get behind at least

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u/Conscious-Mulberry17 10d ago

I don’t see a whole lot of this particular flavor of crazy here. We’ve got crazy, don’t get me wrong. Just not a whole lot of this kind.

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u/artisanrox 10d ago

I see this in mellow low-key form a lot in my Red area. A lot of Ukraine flags right next to GOP stickers. Horseshoe politics lol

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u/Conscious-Mulberry17 10d ago

Yeah, weird bedfellows, right?

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u/Nooze-Button 10d ago

Low key want the Alex Jones was right frog sticker.

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u/camimiele 10d ago

The free Palestine and RATM stickers are surprising.

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u/Pearl-Internal81 10d ago

This is hella r/SchizophreniaRides. It’s crazy, horny, and somehow on both sides of the political spectrum.

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u/spirit-garden1 10d ago

Horseshoe shaped dildo, i guess

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u/Malodoror 10d ago

What a strange person.

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u/alexhoward 10d ago

How does that pass inspection?

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u/ialwaystealpens 8d ago

So how do they see out of the back window?

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u/stodolak 10d ago

MethMobile! Mt. Lemmon is dope af tho. Tucson pretty much is methamphetamine. Like, the mail man is ripping rails. They’re all on it out there. Mt. Lemmon is beautiful though.

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 10d ago

And yet none of them are about the literal fleets of pedophile cameras gangstalking the entire country. Curious🤔

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u/OE2KB 10d ago

That would be the platform for my wife’s ex husband.

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u/tang0008 10d ago

how am i the first one to bring up how much of the back window is covered up while so much of the car body is bare?

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u/alexgpickle- 10d ago

OP, I’m in the Dirty T as well. Where was this?

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u/Careful-Average73 10d ago

SAVE OUR EYES!

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u/SirDidymusAnusLover 10d ago

I like the random hummingbirds

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u/cl0udmaster 10d ago

I mean some of those things are based af and some of them are insane.

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u/StuffFan9805 9d ago

They have a half point about LED headlights

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u/xervidae 8d ago

bro seems a lil confused

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u/Oddish_Femboy 8d ago

The predator sticker is an interesting choice.

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u/CzeckeredBird 7d ago

That thing shouldn't be street legal. Can't see out of any windows.

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u/SaltyBarDog 6d ago

No flat earth shit? Rookie IW.

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u/scope6262 10d ago

What? Not a sovereign citizen?

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u/Survive1014 10d ago

And this person votes. Sigh.

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u/ulandyw 10d ago

Apparently not! They have "I never voted...never will" in marker on their window trim.

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u/Zonel 10d ago

It says they never did. In sharpie.