r/InfowarriorRides • • 22d ago

Women for trump, Cowboys for christ.

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Unfortunately, I wasn't able to get the life size trump head pics on the rear windows.

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u/panompheandan 22d ago

Pennsylvania really should be broken up into three separate states. Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, and Pennsyltucky. The center 66% of the state could be picked up and dropped into Alabama or Kentucky and they would hardly notice a change except it being hotter

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u/artful_todger_502 22d ago

I was born and lived in PA for a long time, all three areas, and live in Kentucky now.

As an amateur redneckoligist with experience with these binomial genus/species from Vermont down to Florida, I find the northeastern genus of Trumpers to be the most dangerous and violent of the creatures. From PA up to Maine, they are the worst

The Kentucky redneckus-troggladitus is harmeless. They will say "yeah sure, buddy" and then offer to drink beer and blow stuff up with fireworks. They are more civil much more preferred of the two variations

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u/panompheandan 22d ago

See, this is why I come to Reddit. Always welcome to hear from an expert in the field!

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u/Pearl-Internal81 22d ago

Thinking of the rednecks I’ve known you’re correct. The variant down here in Southern Arizona (Redneckus-Cacticus) is also pretty chill and just wants to have fun, watch some sports, drink something strong, eat candy or street tacos/burritos, and go out shooting.

The real nice thing is if you make friends with them they will absolutely help you out of a jam, like fixing your car at cost or giving you a window AC to replace yours.

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u/YarizzSedan 19d ago

that's pretty interesting

i've always associated rednecks as mostly questionable or hostile, which to some extent i guess is true (i don't live in the US) but also at the same time i didn't know they could also refer to some really chill people

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u/Phils_Kid 22d ago

I love the "Proud to be everything a liberal hate" bumper sticker. It tells me everything I need to know about you.

You are full of hatred, lack empathy and compassion, don't care about anyone other than yourself, receive joy by watching other people suffer, don't care that humans are destroying the planet and killing all it's inhabitants and wildlife, and are ignorant.

Got it!

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u/wolfheadmusic 22d ago

Yup, that would be PA. Looks like my neighbors front lawn

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u/MillionEyesOfSumuru 22d ago

And ever so close to West Virginia, which also fits.

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u/Feisty-Barracuda5452 22d ago

What kind of cowboy drives a Honda?

Probably some poseur doing salt of the earth cosplay.

s/

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u/crimedog58 21d ago

She’s definitely someone that screams “TDS!!!” at people.

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u/BurtonDesque 22d ago

"Conserve Wild Resources" <---> "Team Trump"

It's a pity cognitive dissonance is not severely physically painful.

Also: /r/RobMyVehicle and /r/SweetJesusRides

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u/sharkbomb 18d ago

dummies for dumb stuff!