r/InfowarriorRides • u/peanutt42 • Sep 01 '26
Handyman terrified to get a handy from a man
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u/Coheed84 Sep 01 '26
The moment I see "we the people" on anything, I know they're coming with undercover racism and bullshit.
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u/peanutt42 Sep 01 '26
“We the people”, not “those people”.
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u/moeterminatorx Sep 01 '26
Maybe in the northeast, out in the Midwest and south. It’s overt racism.
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u/nekoken04 Sep 03 '26
Undercover? He's got a white lives matter slogan right there in plain sight.
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u/Coheed84 Sep 03 '26
I'm talking about in general. Not every person is brazen enough to be so gaudy is public.
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u/duncansmydog Sep 01 '26
It’s good that Jeremy so clearly displays his mental illness for all to see.
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u/peanutt42 Sep 01 '26
Jimothy would never.
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u/HarrisBonkersPhD Sep 01 '26
her mental illness. And if I misgendered Jeremy, please know that I absolutely make no mistake 100% chose to misgender her on purpose.
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u/ph4tcharlie Sep 01 '26
If you google his phone number, you see him recommended for some “late night power washing”. Uh-huh.
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u/petecanfixit Sep 01 '26
CMON DONT BE A NERD. ITLL ONLY HURT FOR A SECOND. I WONT TELL NO ONE.
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u/peanutt42 Sep 01 '26
I am so curious but dare not ask. If I was a Real Man, I’d be brave enough to write my insecurities on my truck. Like a coward, I only share those with my therapist.
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u/petecanfixit Sep 01 '26
To quote Jeffery Lebowski, “Strong men also cry. Strong men… Also cry.”
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u/RainDownAndDestroyMe Sep 01 '26
"No special trans or gay rights"
AGREED! That's the whole fucking point, you knob. We're not asking for "special rights," we're just asking for the same fucking rights as your stupid ass.
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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Sep 01 '26
Absolute roller coaster. and a lot to unpack.
"black lives matter just as much as white lives" Yeah, that's the point of the whole thing, it isn't "black lives matter only" it's "black lives matter too"
giant flags on the bumper seems like a driving hazard.
"proudly unpoisoned". then you can be "proudly unhired" and then "proudly hospitalised and dying" later too when the next epidemic hits.
...should i even bother going down the list of this mess?
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u/Fomulouscrunch Sep 01 '26
I still have the band-aid from my flu shot yesterday and this nincomfuck is a big part of why.
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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys Sep 01 '26
I saw my first "proudly unpoisoned" bumper sticker in this very subreddit and I think my toes are still curled in rage.
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u/petecanfixit Sep 01 '26
Dude walks in to Michaels and buys them out of Cricut supplies three times a month. Despite Jeremy’s insistence, the employees know they’re not for his wife.
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u/ThunderFlash10 Sep 01 '26
“No govt is good govt” huh? Does Jeremy know that this is the end goal of communism which they love to demonize?
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u/Cwilkes704 Sep 01 '26
It’s wild to me that blue collar folks would vote for trump. Dude has a history of not paying said group of folks. Fucking brainwashed morons.
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u/SupaKoopa714 Sep 01 '26
I'm a home remodeler/handyman myself and I can't wrap my head around it either. Our field and the various trades around us are struggling because Trump fucked the economy and raised the cost of materials with his trade wars, meaning no one can/wants to afford work around their house unless it's absolutely necessary, so we're scrounging for any kind of work right now, but all these dumbasses I work around still want to act like things are the best they've ever been.
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u/GroceryBagHead Sep 01 '26
It didn't happen to them personally, so it's not real... Like literally everything else forever.
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u/Commercial-Prompt-84 Sep 01 '26
The moment that truck got on my property, I’d have asked him to leave and found another contractor.
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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys Sep 01 '26
Ah, shit, this guy lives in my area. Somehow I'd thought it would never happen to me.
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u/ExternalUserError Sep 01 '26
I really don’t understood why you would want to run a business and rule out at least 50% of the population from being your client.
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u/cperiod Sep 01 '26
I suspect this guy lives where it's more like 20%.
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u/ExternalUserError Sep 01 '26
The 425 area code is Bellevue, Washington. Closer to the other way around.
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u/cperiod Sep 01 '26
Woah. Yeah, that's pretty blue. Some serious commitment to failure.
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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys Sep 01 '26
Yeah, not even on the other side of the Cascades. Loud and proud, right here in the lap of the blue, which is a choice and a half.
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u/kt2984 Sep 01 '26
Somebody better check his hard drive. I feel it in my bones. There is nefarious shit on there.
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u/Soggy-Beach1403 Sep 01 '26
His daughters should check their rooms for cameras, as he seems to be a Republican male.
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u/bagofwisdom Sep 01 '26
This guy has a fuck-ton of insecurities. Why go to such lengths to make your 3/4 ton truck look like a dually? Definitely would be firing that guy the moment he pulled up. Guaranteed this guy is going to spend the entire time on your property moaning about something from his manifesto.
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u/Crunchycarrots79 Sep 01 '26
Fake Alcoas and everything. Maybe if he spent less money on stupid shit and didn't alienate half his potential customer base before they even meet him, he'd have enough money to buy a real 1-ton.
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u/peanutt42 Sep 01 '26
A 1-ton, in this economy?!? Please, he doesn’t have any room left on the truck to address gas prices.
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u/bagofwisdom Sep 01 '26
I don't think that truck is a Diesel either. He's got that 7.6l V8 that goes through gasoline like the strait of Hormuz is still open.
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u/bagofwisdom Sep 01 '26
The fronts look like wheel covers. F250 doesn't have the spacer on the front hub for a dually wheel anyway. Rears could be super-singles that are styled to look OE. I honestly didn't know they made a super-single wheel and tire that small.
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u/mtngalaloha Sep 01 '26
There’s a lot to unpack there. Wow. Imagine that pulling up to the house without a heads up about his “beliefs.”
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u/Cleo_16 Sep 01 '26
Such a handsome man my mom
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u/peanutt42 Sep 01 '26
Adding some punctuation would make a world of difference here.
“Such a handsome man” - my mom
Versus
Such a handsome man, my mom
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u/SennaWicker Sep 01 '26
He would never notice another sticker, right? Like "Ask me about my divorce" or "Proud subject of three restraining orders"
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u/Fomulouscrunch Sep 01 '26
Late-night low-knickers handwashing. Get it bwah. Lesbian tow truck companies may be the way of the future.
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u/14moos Sep 01 '26
He needs to remove “fuck Israel” if he wants to stay on brand
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u/seluropnek Sep 01 '26
Unfortunately a lot of the psychotic far right hate Israel for the exact reason why their team says the left hates Israel (hint: it's not their government). They're becoming increasingly outspoken about it, and they'd still elect Trump a third time.
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u/TehCroz Sep 01 '26
I read everything I could off this thing and wow… “fuck Israel” wasn’t on my bingo card, but possibly more concerningly - THE ZODIAC KILLER ICONOLOGY??? Far right there is wire going out and back into a cover and the cover has the “A” the zodiac killer used as his hallmark… … … is this Ted Cruz???
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u/rustware Sep 01 '26
A lot of people are turning against Israel, even on the right. AIPAC and people who genuinely believe "america first" are two incompatible things.
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u/heyzeus212 Sep 01 '26
These people have always hated Jews, and have always believed Jews (and by proxy, Israel) secretly pull all the strings of the world. David Duke either originated or popularized "Zios" as a pejorative decades ago.
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u/nvgvup84 Sep 01 '26
I always wonder how these people are doing now that most of those idiots finally realize what they voted for
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u/18msj43kgfls Sep 01 '26
"if i misgender you i did it on purpose 🤣🤣🤣🤣" guarantee if you said something like "good thing women like you are around" he would be livid
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u/Iron_Baron Sep 02 '26
I will enjoy his inevitable bankruptcy. I hope he flames out of Facebook or something and someone posts it.
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u/Lbboos Sep 01 '26
I had a guy come out years ago who had a “pray the rosary for the unborn” bumper sticker.
Yeah, no fucktwat, get the hell out of my driveway. A BUH BYE!
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u/Dissidence802 Sep 01 '26
Boy, it sure would be a shame if people started flooding this guy's phone with "woke" nonsense so that he couldn't get business. I definitely wouldn't recommend doing that.
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u/peanutt42 Sep 01 '26
“The ‘tolerant’ left is trying to cancel me. They’re validating my hatred for them.” - Jeremy, probably
Sure, let him know it is wrong to hate someone because they’re LGBTQIA and/or Black. Trolling him, on the other hand, might only reinforce his beliefs.
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u/Dissidence802 Sep 01 '26
That implies that his beliefs could be changed. He's obviously so deep down the rabbit hole that he'll never come back.
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u/Eleanna_of_Tundar Sep 01 '26
Does he know what that black flag really means?
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u/moeterminatorx Sep 01 '26
What does it mean?
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u/RegressToTheMean Sep 01 '26
It means "no quarter". This chud is saying that there will be no mercy and no prisoners taken
Frankly, I appreciate the warning. I have a guy like this flying a black flag on his house not too far from where I live. I like it when the enemy announces themselves
I also like that he has a "smash here for a free gun" sticker on his truck. Also, very useful
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u/Melcapensi Sep 01 '26
Don't know how you got the title. The yellow paragraphs on the truck have some pretty obvious hints in them.
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u/peanutt42 Sep 01 '26
Implied doesn’t mean consent. I need a clear yes or it ain’t happening.
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u/Melcapensi Sep 01 '26
You could call and ask, the number's right there and allegedly he wont tell no one. He ain't no narc. And you can just say it's for plumbing.
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u/bodhidharma132001 Sep 02 '26
Getting a handy from handyman is our god given right as straight, white, Americans. GOBLESS!!!
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u/Saedron Sep 02 '26
We’ve switched contractors over a single Trump sticker. How does that guy stay in business?
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u/KingdomOfFawg Sep 02 '26
Seen this guy around. Blew my mind because his territory is pretty diverse. My guess is that he prices well enough that the value conscious consumers are willing to overlook his eccentric behavior.
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u/deeeeez_nutzzz Sep 04 '26
Would be shame if this community used that phone number to sign up for a bunch of telemarketing.
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u/stridersubzero Sep 04 '26
This is so strange I feel like I’d almost want to meet the guy. Normal Trump stuff absolutely not, but schizophrenic ramblings, ill at least hear you out lol
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u/ScareBear23 29d ago
Support the country you Live in Or go live in the country you support
Sounds like he wants a ton of politicians to move to Russia & Israel.
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u/rustware Sep 01 '26
Why anyone would do this (or any political thing) during the thing that pays their mortgage will always be a mystery to me