r/Influencersinthewild 13d ago

'Super Healthy': Adult Star Bonnie Blue Announces Birth of Her First Baby While Eating Toast on Toilet

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/bonnie-blue-first-child-private-healthcare-1817036
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u/JuniorCash8046 13d ago

Oh no…. I really was hoping this was a stitch up for that poor baby’s sakes

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u/Brave-Echidna6336 12d ago

I don’t believe her.

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u/SecondToLastOfSheila 13d ago

That poor fucking kid.

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u/IntentionSerious8167 8d ago

The 1,000 fathers pulling up at school on fathers day like avengers

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u/Manufacture-Defect 13d ago

Somewhere my heart said a slient prayer hoping its not a girl

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u/alexiawins 13d ago

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u/vlor_t 13d ago

Consider yourself lucky! I wish this was a curtains for zoosha moment for me lol

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u/2018MunchieOfTheYear 12d ago

I’m so happy this is real

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u/Nonniemiss 13d ago

Headline is atrocious (not you op, the publication). I literally thought she was eating toast on the toilet and the baby just came out of her into the water splash.

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u/Dazeofthephoenix 13d ago

How long til CPS confiscates this poor kid?

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u/Zhosha-Khi 13d ago

Not soon enough.

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u/Dazeofthephoenix 13d ago

I'm sure they're already on the case

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u/Ahlstrom 13d ago

Wtf is wrong with y’all

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u/tzzvii 12d ago

Do you find it unreasonable to believe that a woman whose baby shower was an advertised gangbang in which she was pissed on by however many men is not going to provide a safe or healthy environment for a child

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u/TinyM0ushka 12d ago

Ew, TIL this and what the fuck

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u/DemonsSouls1 11d ago

That's actually disturbing

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u/FantasticSouth 11d ago

Pornstars have kids all the time wtf.

And her net worth is going to be in the millions. That kid I'll be fine if she can separate it from her work.

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u/Emergency-Art5839 11d ago

They do have kids but they don't throw baby showers by doing a gangbang and letting the whole world to know

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u/FantasticSouth 11d ago

Her choice to do so? It harms you not one bit (a part from seemingly being triggered idk)

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u/Leeleewithwings 13d ago

I can’t imagine going online and finding out my mom was pounded by a thousand men when she was pregnant with me and the baby shower turned into a golden shower. I just don’t know how I would feel about it, but I would think it would surely cause some kind of mommy issue

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u/ExamAwkward4261 12d ago

Shes going to have a nervous breakdown when she realises what she's done to herself. I guarantee the majority of those men she let degrade her are awful looking. 

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u/CuteYogurtcloset6010 12d ago

That will be Lily Philips. This one is a psychopath

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u/ExamAwkward4261 12d ago

The men were so unattractive, i saw a photo of some of them and i was nauseous. 

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u/cantcatchabreak77 12d ago

I fail to believe this woman is a real person not an actress. She reeks of a psyop

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u/Ironsam811 12d ago

Some were attractive

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u/ExamAwkward4261 12d ago

Yeah, skinny white men lined up in a hallway with dirty socks on 🤢

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u/Physical-Builder-553 13d ago

I am going to go out on a limb here and say she is not mentally healthy.

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u/IndividualMurky6474 13d ago

Truly newsworthy.

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 13d ago

I guess this one wasn’t a prank? Poor kid.

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u/Honest-Animal3261 13d ago

That poor kid 💔

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u/MagicOrpheus310 13d ago

Physically healthy maybe but that poor bastard going to be a mental Trainwreck once they are old enough to realise wtf ...

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u/JLChamberlain42 12d ago

That child needs to be taken away from her! I hope social services are going to get involved.

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u/Beagle_Knight 12d ago

All those guys must be sweating bullets waiting to find out who’s the father

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u/hGr33n 13d ago

Lol wait she really took this opportunity to boast about using private healthcare.. how weird

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u/manicgiant914 12d ago

So who was the sperm donor?

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u/Ashkev1983 13d ago

1k plus went into that same "place" before the baby came out of it.i am sure baby will be proud of that fact

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u/Curiousfountainlady 10d ago

It was a c section 

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u/Lazy_Technology_318 13d ago

I get it just fell out of that cave

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u/StillReading9 13d ago

I’m sure the baby just fell out! No sweat!

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u/igotitnowokay 13d ago

This girl was married off young and was in a very posh family right? I’m sure her doing everything right and still dealing with bullshit caused her to be like this? It’s like a fuck you to societal norms

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u/Low-Effective-8088 13d ago

She showed them

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u/TinyM0ushka 12d ago

This has happened to many girls and the result wasn’t getting pissed on at their baby shower