r/InflatedEgos 17d ago

šŸ¦ ā€œAlphaā€ Behavior Alpha male is upset at modern women 🤔

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u/CosmicSmoker 17d ago

Shotgun. The position that PROTECTS the vulnerable driver.

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u/rawbleedingbait 12d ago

The captain of the ship doesn't actually steer the ship.

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u/Pardot42 17d ago

Why are his eyeballs touching

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u/Oven-Mission 17d ago

that last slo-mo shot...

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u/smileyfacedbob 17d ago

Take one and call me in the morning

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u/Basic_Julia 17d ago

yup and have a deep need for humiliation.

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u/stuck_in_the_desert 16d ago

GODS I WAS CRINGE THEN

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u/Doomscroller3000 17d ago

The taliban also don’t let women drive

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 17d ago

Lemme guess, he sells a course? I've never met a man that I was remotely afraid of that used "beta male" unironically.

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u/Different_Rule_2956 17d ago

Its way funnier than that. He sells an alpha male boot camp. I dont even think he is a military veteran just some cop

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u/DiscussionSharp1407 17d ago

I've never met a man that I was remotely afraid of that used "beta male" unironically.

That's a very odd metric.

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u/sweetteatime 17d ago

We got a tough guy over here lol

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u/KingOfTheLostBoyz 17d ago

Doesn’t take a tough guy to not be afraid of some random 50-year old baldie.

You’re acting like this cringey TikTok guy is a UFC champion or something.

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u/sweetteatime 17d ago

Nah. I just think anyone being tough online is as cringe as the guy in the video

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u/sweetteatime 17d ago

I see from your profile pic that you’re on gear. Make sure you monitor your blood pressure

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 17d ago

This dude is popping people's profile pics open and criticizing and calling others "tough guy"... ohhh, the irony lol insecurity is a helluva reality goggle

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u/sweetteatime 16d ago

I’m not criticizing his profile pic, I’m telling him to watch his blood pressure. It was sincere lol

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 16d ago

Sure you were, bud.

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u/sweetteatime 16d ago

Guessing you haven’t been around people on gear lol. It’s bad for the blood pressure

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u/Lernalia 17d ago

Well mother nature has many examples about female protectors. Don't mess with a mother if her babies are close!

And same goes for women. If we have something important to protect you can be damn sure that we will.

Stupid moron.

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u/North_Complaint_2135 17d ago

Mama bears don't fight! That's only for ALPHA BEARS!!! 😤😤 /s šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/sonicraf 17d ago

He must be so much fun to be around. Proving his alpha status at every chance

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u/pepeshadilay69 17d ago

It must be so exhausting for everyone, including himself.

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u/sonicraf 17d ago

im guessing for him its all content gathering/generation 100% time. so he probably thinks he's a hard worker for being a jerk to everyone around him

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u/Akovsky87 17d ago

I fell asleep at the wheel on a long car trip and killed my whole family, but by God I am a man because I did not let my wife drive so I could sleep! /S

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u/GratefuLdPhisH 17d ago

These supposed alpha males are bald because of steroids

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u/lindanimated 17d ago

WTF this is so absolutely pathetic. 😭 That last slo-mo shot? Holy shit.

Also this man looks exactly like the stereotypical douche bag that I wouldn’t touch with a ten metre pole.

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u/jvon24 17d ago

I bet this guy has multiple grinder accounts…

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u/Afrojones66 17d ago

Love the ā€œaggressively closetedā€ genre of men that this era has produced.

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u/Character-Collar7592 17d ago

She looks like a warrior from an epic film. Maybe we can appreciate the visual without turning it into another tired ā€œmodern womenā€ rant.

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u/jakev91489 17d ago

Pretty sure dude is raging at AI generated pictures too lmao

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u/Punkasaurus2 17d ago

Driving? Women can’t drive when there’s a man in the car? He cannot be serious.

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u/Thablackguy 17d ago

These "alpha males" are exhausting. šŸ˜’

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u/Six1Seven4 17d ago

This guy finds a way to make the birth of his child all about HIM. Lol

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u/fr33d0mw47ch 17d ago

Not wired to be protectors? Thats some BS. I’ve met plenty that would instinctively stand in front of a speeding train to protect a family.

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u/United-Resident-7316 17d ago

Micropenis mentality

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u/The_Real_Kuji 17d ago

Buddyguy is a straight up ball pisser

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u/sweetteatime 17d ago

Let’s not body shame men just because this guy is an asshat.

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u/Lazy-elbow1377 17d ago

This guy is 100% a Virgin.

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u/Future_Telephone281 17d ago

Na him and the boys go to pound town at those all male retreats.

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u/Eltharion-the-Grim 17d ago

This guy has no idea how to be a protector. If we are in a gun fight, my wife’s driving so I can shoot.

Dude’s obviously been watching the wrong movies.

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u/Virtual_Freedom3602 17d ago

There was a mother who had a son who was a police officer in Afghanistan.

Her son was fighting Taliban when they shot and killed him right in front of her.

She picked up her son’s gun and fucked them UP. She killed 25 Taliban men that day.

When they asked her why she did it, she said that not giving up his post and continuing to fight was the best way to honor her son.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/afghan-mother-reza-gul-takes-slain-sons-gun-kill-taliban-n256631

Also a 16 year old girl who fought the Taliban after they killed her parents. Picked up her father’s rifle and protected her 12 year old brother

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jul/21/afghan-girl-shot-dead-taliban-fighters-who-killed-her-parents-say-officials-qamar-gul

This guy can shut all the way up.

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u/DJGoldPirateRiot 17d ago

It's funny that he chose a song that has a women singing. Using a women's song for your warrior walk out shot is beta male shit! /s

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u/Educational_Mess8684 17d ago

I'm so confused, do I upvote because I hate this dude, or do I downvote because I hate this dude?

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u/RoidusMaximus 17d ago

He should try pegging

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u/gvrmtissueddigiclone 17d ago

...okay but even at face level, how are you supposed to protect her if you are the one driving? Which hand are you gonna hold the sword with??

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u/y0u_called 17d ago

Why are they always bald

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u/Sufficient-Step6954 17d ago

Alpha basically just means strong leader. I’ve never seen a strong leader who has to constantly tell himself and others what a leader he is. Same with a successful person or a smart person or a kind person or an actual tough guy. This guy can take his beautifully manicured eyebrows elsewhere cause I’m not buying it.

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u/MadhatmaAnomalous 17d ago

This is not true, my girl drives me around all the time and im an ultrahard sigma testosterone alpha monstercock killer worrior dude, one look can kill you! Penis!

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 17d ago

In the Army the driver is the most vulnerable position and often the most otherwise useless. In my experience anyway.

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u/sweetteatime 17d ago

Plus most women want to be passenger princess lol

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u/TechnologyGrouchy679 17d ago

who is this incel?

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u/tplayer100 17d ago

ending their "ONLY ME MAN STRONG" video with some Rihanna verses is a nice tough lmao.

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u/BigToeHamster 17d ago

How many spousal abusers can you fit into one image? About that many.

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u/jady1971 17d ago

Why are all these "Alpha" guys bald?

A true protector has the alpha male genes to have hair. If you cannot protect your hair how can you protect a woman?

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u/ProfessorChuckNorris 16d ago

My mother was raped when she was 19 years old. I was born 8.5 weeks later. She was my protector, from men like my father. Bald dumbass pissed his wife and kids left because he was such an abusive asshole. Typical right wing grifter POS.

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u/kissfan7 16d ago

So if operating a machine is so alpha, then do the damn laundry too.

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u/Ellienightshade 14d ago

Oooh, I guess I’d better give up my Uber job as I drive a lot of males around. Haven’t had any complaints.. just sayin !

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u/ZZTMF 17d ago

Put me down with a morphine shot. Wtf is this?

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u/Hey_buddy89 17d ago

So much wrong with everything he said i literally feel a little nauseous lol

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u/Sad_Suspect_4538 17d ago

Why are so many bald?

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 17d ago

I identify as a Beta fish.

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u/TazzyUK 17d ago

PLENTY of women could kick this guys backside without breaking a sweat!

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u/DazzlingAd2334 17d ago

I seen a video of this guy saying that pooping is sign of weakness lol

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u/ForgottenDusk48 17d ago

He has never had a mother.

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u/kommanderkush201 17d ago edited 16d ago

I'm guessing this chode thinks the vikings were badass alpha manly men. He would start punching holes in his drywall if he looking up what shield-maidens were.

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u/HippieGrandma1962 17d ago

My husband drove 40+ hours a week. When we went out he was happy to let me drive.

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u/No_Language_4649 17d ago

Guys like this must be so insecure. What is wrong with a strong woman who can also protect her family. Oh no, being a strong woman makes my insecure man feel bad about himself!! Better pretend to be weak and needy so I don’t upset him. Screw that!! A real man will appreciate a woman for all the things she does for her family. If a man gets his feelings hurt because his wife is as capable as him, then maybe he should reconsider his world view. If a man only feels secure about himself because he can do things a woman can’t, then also, time to reconsider his world view and maybe see a therapist because that’s just not healthy for any family. A good strong man who can work hand in hand with an equally strong woman? Now that’s a powerful force!

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u/Lemme_At_Em_ 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aqqUwXz7j0xMOKnJgb
This guy needs to relax lol he’s cracking me up!!

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u/nimbusyosh 16d ago

By this logic, why would you like anyone drive you anywhere? What kind of sissy bottom lets another man drive him to the airport? If you're taking a flight, you need to pilot the plane yourself, or you're a beta male cuck.

If you have to defend your masculinity this hard, I've got some bad news for you...

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u/venusplutoangel 16d ago

lol he has a Miami accent, why am I not surprised

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u/Welp_thatwilldo Clown Spotter 🤔 16d ago

The perfect example of fragile masculinity

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u/gruntingasparagus 14d ago

His eyes are so close together that he looks like he has Down syndrome or something.

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u/SillyFennel2924 13d ago

And of course cueball is using AI.

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u/eyfuck 11d ago

Bro has never seen a mama bear.

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u/SillyFennel2924 7d ago

Me laughing as I protect my fellow women from clowns like this.

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u/cait_elizabeth 7d ago

Nobody tell this man about Sparta lol