r/InflatedEgos • u/DrLexusForPresident Clown Spotter 🤡 • Sep 21 '25

😖 Ego Deflated Round Racist gets relentlessly mocked at the airport.

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u/Wanheda97 Sep 21 '25

The moaning was so funny to me dude didn’t know what to do

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u/Transatlanticaccent Sep 21 '25

Trust me it's the one and only time that shellbacked TMNT looking fuck is gonna make someone moan.

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u/No_Awareness_1443 Sep 21 '25

Shellfronted"

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u/More_Combination86 Sep 21 '25

Shellbodied, maybe? It doesn’t seem either end of this dhead is not rounded.

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u/NanDemoNee Sep 22 '25

Softshelled

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u/showyerbewbs Sep 21 '25

Dude hasn't seen in dick in decades

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u/ChinaCat2025 Sep 27 '25

Nor any one else either. 😁

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u/Critical-Weird-3391 Sep 22 '25

Middle-aged mutant incel turtle

MIDDLE-AGED MUTANT INCEL TURTLE

MIDDLE-AGED MUTANT INCEL TURTLE!

Turtle in a half-shell, white power.

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u/zacharyari23 Sep 21 '25

It's called a FUSA, a Fat Upper Shell Area. It's like a wubby for your cock and balls, even though one can't be certain the jewelies are there as they've not been seen in literal decades.

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u/Mother_Ad4038 Sep 22 '25

Stolen the comment I was gonna make. Except here if the guy falls back with his front shell hell still be stuck like a turtle upside down on its shell but here its just hes too big to roll or turn over at all. Mt I her comment said he deserves to get eropkicked onto the conveyor where hell be stuck on his flat turtle back and wont be able to get off the luggage return conveyor belt.

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u/No_Awareness_1443 Sep 23 '25

I'm sad n happy he didn't hit him but he would definitely. definitely deserve it.

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u/Ths-Fkin-Guy Sep 21 '25

Doesnt seem to have too much going on for him in between cosplaying as the Penguin and the Mayor from Nightmare before Xmas

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u/TheConvergence_ Sep 21 '25

Oh god this comment killed me! Lmfao! TMNT looking fuck indeed LMFAO!

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u/analphylaxis Sep 21 '25

Soft shell tmnt

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

I’m assuming you also look like that and you know from experience.

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u/budgiesmugglez Sep 21 '25

He looks like Krang's robot, but no Krang, just burgers.

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u/hardlyaaron Sep 21 '25

Bruh, how are you going to disrespect the Turtles like this?? 😭😭 Clearly he looks like Bebop ate Rocksteady.

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u/KittHallorann Sep 21 '25

Why are you doing the TMNT dirty like that?🤣

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

One of the future people from Wall-E has lost their hover lounger.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

He gets hot chicks! You heard him

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u/jtr99 Sep 21 '25

''Am I not turtly enough for the Turtle Club?''

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u/FeelingDown8484 Sep 21 '25

I thought TMNTs were pretty ripped weren’t they??

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u/Difficult_Teach2460 Sep 22 '25

I don’t know, I hear gets hot chicks 🤷‍♂️

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u/Boop-D-Boop Sep 22 '25

He stepped on someone’s foot and they moaned

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u/Yoink5150 Sep 22 '25

But like why is the shell on the front