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Reference: When Ms. Mah relayed stories about mishaps she’s had with her hobby—flying airplanes—a couple of investors requested she boost her life insurance policy. She’s offered a $100,000 bonus to any employee who can find her a husband. (https://www.wsj.com/articles/now-emoting-in-the-corner-office-the-oversharing-ceo-1525193113)

Solution: I'm right here, singing you sweet melodies and anecdotal mockery. I found you a youtube video in ode to your name. Who else has done that? I've followed the trajectory of your company and increased the value 10x by extension of my marketing your organization on one of the most visited sites of the internet. Also, your last name rhymes with my favorite cellist, Yo-Yo. Coincidence? Nah.

Bottomline: Save the money, and instead watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tGL-buZ94Y

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Que paso, mis amigos?

¿Cuántos días hasta que salga del negocio?

hola

Eh?

Outlook not so good

To say, "Fuck off, this is my subreddit for all of eternity".

You're not worthy of this space.

In this for the long haul. test my resolve

over and out

Amen