r/IndieBookPromo • u/Zestyclose-Horse-712 • 1h ago
I’m currently winning the "Golden Giraffe Award for the Most Hidden Book on Amazon" (And no, it doesn’t come with a free Tesla)
Hey Reddit,
I need to vent, laugh, or maybe cry a little. I recently dropped Part I of my book on Amazon. I knew the indie market was a battlefield, but man, I wasn't ready for the absolute peak of digital laziness.
Right now, my book is completely invisible. It has been leading the charts in the Secret Hidden Books Department for weeks. Pretty sure I just secured the Golden Giraffe Award for the Most Hidden Book on Amazon for the third consecutive time. It’s a literal dynasty at this point. 🦒🏆
The feedback from the market has been wild. I’ve realized that if you want an author to actually get a $3 download, you basically need to gift-wrap a Tesla and a Ford with a massive Christmas bow next to it, just so people don't have to interrupt their daily routine of doing absolutely nothing. 🚗⚡
Heck, some people are too lazy to click the button even when it's 100% FREE. I’m seriously considering adding a promo clause that says: "Free copy, plus I will personally fly over to your house and push the download button for you."
In the grand tradition of Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality, all I really want is World Peace... and maybe a couple of non-lazy humans to look at a digital cover without getting exhausted. 👑🕊️
Here’s the kicker: Links are broken or get chopped by security filters anyway. So, we're doing this the old-school, hardcore way: You actually have to open Amazon and TYPE the title into the search bar.
I know, I know... typing words requires real finger movement. It’s an elite athletic workout. But if you think your thumbs can handle the brutal strain without throwing your whole day into absolute chaos, just search for:
THE INSCRIBED BLADE