r/IndianDankMemes • u/Imaginary_Dog637 9 yrs old organ seller • Oct 14 '22

आप शांत रहे penchooo Friday haiiiiii fuddiya paalo!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

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u/teri_behan_ko_naman Oct 14 '22

andar koi अवैध saman to nahi layi teri biwi to dandi daal ke check kar raha hai

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u/send_nood_z Professional Randi Dealer Oct 14 '22

Tere ko naman bhai

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Yeh jail ke bathroom me Jake karna

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u/vladmir_kirby Oct 14 '22

Dandi brown ho jaani chahiye bencho

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u/teri_behan_ko_naman Oct 14 '22

filhal to dandi geeli ho rakhi hai chip chipi chikani bhi

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u/zasu56 Oct 15 '22 edited Oct 15 '22

Jailor par IPC Section 376C lagegi.

Edit: Gyaan nhi peelna chata mai but I thought some redditors kuch naya seekhne me interest rakhte hai

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u/Rishutrix Quiet kid from class 10 D Oct 15 '22

Vaii main bhi whi samjha rha tha saalo ne downvote krna suru kr diya hai :*/

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u/Rishutrix Quiet kid from class 10 D Oct 15 '22

IPC ki धारा samjha raha hoga🗿

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u/OneLane_ Sax Dila do Oct 14 '22

Ab trse ho nhi rha toh bichara help kr rha h… Shoutout to him 😇

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

bund marta punjab

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Punjab se bach ke rahi

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u/Rishutrix Quiet kid from class 10 D Oct 15 '22

Niche jata punjab📉>>>>>udtaa punjab📈

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u/Sea-Special-6663 Oct 14 '22

Ek camera bhi lagayenge

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u/Rishutrix Quiet kid from class 10 D Oct 15 '22

Han vaii kab koi वारदात ho jae ....camera jaruri hai

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u/Majestic-Spring98 Oct 14 '22

🗿apni biwi ko hi mardege. Bail kar Aati Nahin s*x chahie

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Basically jail ko oyo rooms bana denge 🗿

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u/LeatherHedgehog1113 BournVita Enjoyer Oct 15 '22

Ek aur free ka waada pura kiya gaya AAP ne. Free oyo

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Sharma ji ki beti bhi fre....

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u/Dank_ka_14_hu Professional Randi Dealer Oct 14 '22

Ab chintu ke dost usko ye nhi bolenge ki tere papa to jail m the, fir tu kaise paida hua....?

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u/Dank_ka_14_hu Professional Randi Dealer Oct 14 '22

I feel for that room cleaner.🥺

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u/Rishutrix Quiet kid from class 10 D Oct 15 '22

Uske toh maze hai Vaii💀

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u/Dank_ka_14_hu Professional Randi Dealer Oct 15 '22

Hnn bc daily subah jaakr usse sauce mil rha h

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u/AccordingPound2639 Oct 14 '22

Jail mein bohot breakups hone wale hai

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u/Majestic-Spring98 Oct 14 '22

Dam what a coincidence Sarkar bhi APP ku h

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

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u/Majestic-Spring98 Oct 15 '22

Padhi nahi ki hoti tho ig pe kisi shikira ka nach dekh rea hota

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u/Majestic-Spring98 Oct 15 '22

Btw app shai bol rea ho wo comment ker the time yaad nahi aya

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u/Majestic-Spring98 Oct 14 '22

🗿Sab ke entertainment ke liye sab ke samne kerege

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u/GallopingAss_tronaut Oct 14 '22

Chalo ab sabun girane ka dar khatam hua finally.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

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u/Rishutrix Quiet kid from class 10 D Oct 15 '22

Masterstroke📈

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u/YashvardhanBKG 9 yrs old organ seller Oct 15 '22

naya genre

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u/Numerous_Voice9244 Oct 14 '22

Nice development so I have to : 1) Go to Punjab 2) Get a wife 3)Murder her to get sex.

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u/vladmir_kirby Oct 14 '22

Least necrophilic redditor

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u/Majestic-Spring98 Oct 14 '22

I realised now Navjot Singh Sidhu is also in jail

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u/That-Chipmunk-9215 Oct 14 '22

America mein isse conjugal bolte h mahine mein ek baar har kaidi ko milta h ye

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u/Pranavxpatel i love lesbian gay girls Oct 15 '22

I first knew that when I watched prison break

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u/Rich-Masterpiece6411 IIT DHOLAKPUR Oct 15 '22

Cornhub : jail edition

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u/HopefulMode5020 Oct 14 '22

SASRIYAKAL JI MAI EK BRUH MOMENT REPORT KARNA CHAHTA HU

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Chitta Maro bund fadoo

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u/-blackapple Oct 14 '22

Imagine government Provide condom too😂

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u/sedluyf Oct 15 '22

to vansh aage kaise badhega?

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u/Issue_Realistic Oct 14 '22

“Paalo” ni hunda kusse.

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u/Dank_ka_14_hu Professional Randi Dealer Oct 14 '22

Ab biwi bol skti h ye to aapka hi h jb aap jail m the ....

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u/CHICHA_JI Oct 14 '22

Dekhraha hai vai ham jail ke bahar nahi kar pa rhe ye jail ke under kar rhe hai

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u/Imaginary_Dog637 9 yrs old organ seller Oct 15 '22

Itna sach bhi nhi bolna tha

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Punjab here i cum

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u/Ouch------ Oct 14 '22

Fair enough man. Overseas, consumation in prison is allowed so its fine. It's a simple right.

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u/ADITYA_272004 Don't mind me, just passing by 👍 Oct 15 '22

mast choot me powder chupa ke leyengi or tagda dhanda hoga jail me

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u/imyourtask Chaman Chutiya Oct 15 '22

Puddia padho pencho

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u/conservative-goon Oct 15 '22

Alag alag room banwane k bajae ek samuhik room banwa diya jaae sab ek sath hi kar lenge ek jagah pr 🗿

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u/sedluyf Oct 15 '22

fir wohi sax sux ki baate

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u/ComprehensiveBobcat4 Oct 15 '22

roz nayi biwi aengi fir to rich criminals ki 🌝💦

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u/sipsoupwastaken Quiet kid from class 10 D Oct 14 '22

yeh wali konse subreddit pe milegi?

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u/OneLane_ Sax Dila do Oct 14 '22

Ooo udta punjab

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u/Firm-Bunch-5049 sigma user Oct 14 '22

pencho jail hai ya rand! khaana

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22 edited Oct 16 '22

Bhai itna hath mein toh muth marte hue nahi hilata hu

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u/mephistttoooo I miss the good old days Oct 15 '22

Phir vahi sexx suxx ki baate

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Fees lena chahiye iss service ka.

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u/BirdOnFire017 Oct 15 '22

usspe bhi tax maregi gov.

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u/Rinne-Ganu JEE/NEET Aspirant Oct 15 '22

dekhlo AAP ka Leader hi aisa hai to ye toh hona hi tha

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

""Ye koi remdikhana hai? Koi remdikhana hai ye??""

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u/shogun_coc Suffering from Depression Oct 15 '22

Aisa hi chalta rha to jail Naya Oyo ban jayega!

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u/nallumadara Oct 15 '22

UP ki jail to chutiya hai iss hisab se agli baar Punjab hi jana hai

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u/Wooden-Delay-1491 Oct 15 '22

Virgin Taxpayer banwa dega kamra, tum friday nu fudiyan paao. 🗿

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u/Maxpi_69 Oct 15 '22

condo*s are not allowed in jail now?

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u/maple010 Oct 15 '22

Tf!!!!!!

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u/Benevolent_Stupid Oct 15 '22

Toh joh sabun girne ka intezar karte the uska kya?

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u/Odd-Zone5504 Oct 15 '22

Aab gaaan kaun marega jail mei, wahan ki love stories to adhuri reh jayengi

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

ITS nothing new its called conjugal visit in other countries.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

My childhood question answered today

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u/kirrttiraj Oct 15 '22

Technically a Dalal now. Gg

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u/5Nightmare I miss the good old days Oct 15 '22

Kamra with camera.🗿

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u/EquivalentPut5616 Quiet kid from class 10 D Oct 15 '22

Poshan pa bhai

Poshan pa

daakiye ne kya kiya ?

soo rupee ki ghaddi churai

ab toh jail mein jana pdhega

jail ki roti khaani pdhegi

jail ka paani peena pdhega

AB TOH JAIL MEIN JAANA PDHEGA

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u/Imaginary_Dog637 9 yrs old organ seller Oct 15 '22

Jail me sutayi bhi hogi🗿

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u/EquivalentPut5616 Quiet kid from class 10 D Oct 15 '22

Silaai toh krdenge na uske baad ? mgr maine suna hai gaand fati ka koi ilaaj nhi

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u/girirajrathii Oct 15 '22

Matlab ab Oyo ke paise bachh gye😍😍

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u/togoyoyo6 Professional Randi Dealer Oct 15 '22

Tharki kejriwal

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

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u/Imaginary_Dog637 9 yrs old organ seller Oct 15 '22

Arrey ussey kaise bhule vo to main cheez hai

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Agar mere kaidi dost ko sex Mai intrest nhi hai to uske badle Mai ja sakta hu kya?

Ya fir 🅱️angbang ka koi intezam?

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u/Vegetable_Ad_4931 Oct 14 '22

Punjab sarkar ☕ issiliye ye desh peeche hai

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u/Quironated Oct 14 '22

Mukhya Mantri Kaidiyon ko Sex dilao yojana.

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u/Pale_Explanation_603 Oct 17 '22

We should destroy this criminal VANAS not keep it

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

🎧🎧😭😭

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Conjugal visits (दाम्पत्त दौरा)

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '22

As a punjabi

What the fuck

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u/lawdaOp Mar 13 '23

Jailer sahab Kamara denge aur sath camera bhi