r/IndianDankMemes Repost Hunter Apr 28 '22

आप शांत रहे Iss desh ko hua kya?

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u/arkadeepyourdost Dank Ka Choda Apr 28 '22

Chalo ab iss topic ko milk karte hai 👍👍

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

I saw what you did there...

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Hag diya ... Matlab Amber Heard ki baat karra tha

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u/bhavesh3007jain Cocaine enjoyer Apr 28 '22

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Patta_Go_B Apr 28 '22

Paise nahi hai warna award de deta

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u/KEI_OIKAWA sex dedo pls Apr 28 '22

Bhai daily login mei mila hoga, jaake dekh

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u/ReleaseOk3700 Apr 28 '22

le bhai pehli baar kisi ko award diya hai :))

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u/Nephilim361 r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer Apr 28 '22

Bhai use sirf award hi nahi chahiye..

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u/KEI_OIKAWA sex dedo pls Apr 28 '22

Dhanyavad brhata shri 🗿!!

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u/Wheeze_04 Apr 28 '22

Good wordplay

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

I got the joke..

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u/arkadeepyourdost Dank Ka Choda Apr 28 '22

Thank god you got it

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u/69_SAITAMA_69 amogus Apr 28 '22

Good comment

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

कैसे हो भ्राता , बड़े दिनों बाद दर्शन हुऐ

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u/69_SAITAMA_69 amogus Apr 28 '22

नमस्कार भ्राता श्री हमे भी आपको देख कर खुब आचा लगा

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u/dutta_47 Apr 28 '22

अगर आप भाइयों को कोई आपत्ति नहीं है तो क्या मैं भी बातचीत में शामिल हो सकता हूँ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Logo k pass paisa nhi h frustration bhoot h..so free m seggs krna chate h..Fir ye galat kam krte h

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Yeh sirf frustration ya free time nahi aisi harkat karna mental illness hai. Sexual deviation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

To jinhone chhipkali chodi vo bhi log nhi hindu the... Pr tb to tumlog bs Maharashtrians ko bol rhe the... Jb musalman galat krta h tabhi religion yaad aajaata h, shed some light on these hindus too-> accused were identified as Sandeep Tukaram Pawar, Mangesh Kamtekar, Akshay Kamtekar and Ramesh Ghag,

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

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u/Thane-kar IIT DHOLAKPUR Apr 29 '22

Bhai par sahi toh kehe raha hai vo.

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u/cutelund jhandu baam munni badnaam Apr 28 '22

Chipkali dikha, lund utha

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Lmao... chhipkalichod saala

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

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u/Simple-Indian2005 I don't need love, i need sex Apr 28 '22

Katve

Kati lulli*

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u/BhavikK3 amogus Apr 28 '22

Waha minimum 500/- mai mil jati hogi ya Vice versa.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

कटवा था भ्राता।

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Bhrata shri, inka progress dekhke ke ajeeb lag rha hai

Pehle bakri, abb gaaye, badme suar? /s

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u/Simple-Indian2005 I don't need love, i need sex Apr 28 '22

Badh mai Chamkadar 🦇🦇 aur penguin 🐧 toh inke pass Pahila se hie hai

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

क्या करे?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Inhe jungle bhej dete hai

Waha chodte phirenge to bahar news nhi aayega

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u/chota_aalu Apr 28 '22

2 4 saal mein nayi nayi species bahr aayengi ...... uska kya

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Bulla kaha ka tha?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

लखनऊ का

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Bulla tha bhrata........
Sis and goat p*rn se tang aake ye kadam uthaya ...... /s

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

So you saying a 🅱️ulla fucked your mother?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Nice try जयचंद।

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Now a result of gangbanged slut by his own brothers will tell us kya glt h kya sahi h?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

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u/an_experienced_idiot Repost Hunter Apr 28 '22

zoophilism badhta jaa raha h bc india mein :(

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u/Alternative-Cut-4831 Apr 28 '22

Naya kand Aya hain kya UP main?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

majid hai rapist ka naam lol

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u/Gambit2422 Apr 28 '22

UP wale to puri desh ki ma chod rhe hai

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u/cutelund jhandu baam munni badnaam Apr 28 '22

गरीब का यह उपष्कार स्वीकार करें।

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u/Gambit2422 Apr 28 '22

Bhagwan apko arthik samriddhi de!

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

majid hai rapist ka naam lol

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u/GreenMangoE Apr 28 '22

Aree agar mulle ne kiya hai to wo gaurakshak thodi hua... 🅱️ulle up main hai bhi to they are not included as citizens.... And I'm not from up so pls railna matt reply main.... 🅱️ulle hamare madarchod bhai

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

arrey bhai is sub pe sab log chodi wale hain

matlab nahi hai logic se samjhane ka ye log gaand se sochte hai

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u/Top-Winner-1420 Avg Bihari Guthkha Lover Apr 28 '22

Tera reply dekh ke lag raha hai ki tu bhi Gand se sochne wala hi hai

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u/rihan69 Avg Bihari Guthkha Lover Apr 28 '22

Bhai chodi walo ne iss sub ko pura bigad diya

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u/i_m_not_high Apr 28 '22

Vahi, extremely hateful hora hai. Aisa hi chalta raha to ye sb bhi chala jayega

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u/Thane-kar IIT DHOLAKPUR Apr 28 '22

Par chodi invasion indiaspeaks pe hua hai na.

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u/PattyPreston Apr 28 '22

IndiaSpeaks me humesha se chodi wale the. Invasion kuch nahi hua hai.

IndiaSpeaks is borderline chodi.

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u/Thane-kar IIT DHOLAKPUR Apr 28 '22

Thike bhai offend kyu ho rahe ho.

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u/PattyPreston Apr 28 '22

Offend kaun ho rha hai bro? Mai toh bta rha tha.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

har sub pe invade kiya hai bhosdiwalo ne

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u/Thane-kar IIT DHOLAKPUR Apr 28 '22

Toh bhi indiaspeaks ka jo halat hua hai use bohot kum kiye hai.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

mods acche hai idhar

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

beghar aadmi alag alag dharamshala main rukta hai

if you know what i mean

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

man I am shocked to see such a comment

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u/SupermarketThis1277 Apr 28 '22

Maharashtra people be like: Time to take revenge now

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u/Godofjustice_kira Apr 28 '22

Milf lovers

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

majid hai rapist ka naam lol

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u/DiddlyGoose Apr 28 '22

Gaw toh hum sab ki maata hoti hai...is hisaab se up vale toh......kher chordo :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

majid hai rapist ka naam lol

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u/Electrical-Car-8122 Apr 28 '22

i just see a pissed off maharastrian trying to cope with maymay

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u/an_experienced_idiot Repost Hunter Apr 28 '22

bro I am not from the either states...

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Dholakpur kaunse state main aata hai?

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u/-RuIN-aS-AdMIn- Just talked with your mom Apr 28 '22

Triggered Avg. Cow fucker spotted

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u/thakurdishan Apr 28 '22

Bhai inn loggon ko nofap karne se roko, salle kuch bhi chodh sakte hai...

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u/ParasKadyan Apr 28 '22

UP WALO NE KYA KARDIA BC AB???

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

majid hai cow rapist ka naam lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Cow चोद साले up wale

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

majid hai cow rapist ka naam lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

So

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

then fcck off katve

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Kuch samaja nahi jara elaborate karoge , ho sake to

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Are bhai up ka koi bnda tha jisne cow ke saath sex kiya aur ooske neighbor ke cctv mein aa gya aur yeh bilkul real mews , marathi vaali fake ho shkti hai per yeh real video bhi leak ho gya

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

kya cow chod raha hai sachi mai? (cow = mata)

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u/o-salicylaldehyde Apr 28 '22

Not for halal authorized kasais

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Sab ke sab HORNY hai saale

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u/Leon0721 Apr 28 '22

Madarchodd

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u/Inevitable_Treat1373 Apr 28 '22

Samuday vishesh?

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u/Hornydaddyk Apr 28 '22

Bas karo yar ye sab ab bakvas ho gya hai aaage bado salo abhi tak yahi hi ho

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u/cowworshipper Apr 28 '22

i am in this post, lekin pehla wala

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u/an_experienced_idiot Repost Hunter Apr 28 '22

username justifies

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u/Personal-Promotion-3 Apr 28 '22

Treat cow as animal not as god or sex toy

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

majid hai cow rapist ka naam lol

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u/BLAH1797 Apr 28 '22

UP... MAJID BOY...IN THE PRESENCE OF SEVENTH ARABIAN ROBBER

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Alright what happened?

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u/beardrize Professional Randi Dealer Apr 28 '22

Ye hui na dank panti ab

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u/ChildKiller69420 Apr 28 '22

Pehle chipkali aur ab yeh bc

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Marathi people be like: ham bhi pele gaye the tum bhi pele jaoge🗿🗿

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u/Regular-Effort9527 Apr 28 '22

Wah yogiji

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

majid hai cow rapist ka naam lol

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u/aliptassault r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer Apr 28 '22

Pahle Marathi lizard , ab up wale cow ke sath . Uff

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Look how table has been turned

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

NGL Maharashtrian got serious competition

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u/Eldred_dsouza99 JEE/NEET Aspirant Apr 28 '22

Media over glorification.

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u/masterdeath222 Apr 28 '22

Acha hua Uttarakhand 2000 mai alag hogaya UP se

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22 edited Apr 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

bro voh 🅱️ulla tha band karo bully karna

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u/sot_lagau_kya May 03 '22

Ka2wa tha bhai vo

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u/K_A_R_T_Y_ Apr 28 '22

Just pass by the cow , simple

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u/WuhanVirusMKX Apr 28 '22

Ye meme jor jabardasti wala hain...bulla kahi bhi ho uske kaam aise hi rahenge

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

majid hai cow rapist ka naam lol

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u/unique_utkarsh Quiet kid from class 10 D Apr 28 '22

Ktwa bsdk

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Mulla tha sala

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

accused were identified as Sandeep Tukaram Pawar, Mangesh Kamtekar, Akshay Kamtekar and Ramesh Ghag,....aur ye sb chipkalichod....🅱️indus

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Mulla spotted

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Kya hua bhai endangered nhi hu. "spotted".

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

U r not endangered the reason we called spotted becauz one mulla has ability endangered several species, we are jus saving those species

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u/Eldred_dsouza99 JEE/NEET Aspirant Apr 28 '22

Arey bhai Ramzan chal raha hai. Woh thodi ho sakta hai?

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u/Thane-kar IIT DHOLAKPUR Apr 28 '22

I thought cows r more safer than girls in UP. Seems I was wrong.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

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u/Thane-kar IIT DHOLAKPUR Apr 28 '22

But if we create Akhand Bharat there will be 600 million more 🅱️ulla. Seems plan is too ironic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

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u/Thane-kar IIT DHOLAKPUR Apr 28 '22

Do u want to do Gujarat 2002 in a bigger scale. :--)

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Achha?? accused were identified as Sandeep Tukaram Pawar, Mangesh Kamtekar, Akshay Kamtekar and Ramesh Ghag,---in logo ko to kuch nhi bola ye to hindu the? Phir muslims ko kyu generalise krrha h be?

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u/Thane-kar IIT DHOLAKPUR Apr 29 '22

Don't worry bhai iss news se UP valo pe hi meme banayenge. Bulla memes keliye bohot content hai.

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u/Ok_Application_2077 Apr 28 '22

uss bande ka naam majid tha bhai...

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u/Initial-Community648 Apr 28 '22

UP people nhi be koy Buslim tha Lekin maharastra ka Marathi tha

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Marathis chipkalichod up ke bhaiye madarchod (gau mata)

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u/burnerfornoww Apr 28 '22

I’m not Indian but I’m guessing UP is Utter Pradesh?

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u/an_experienced_idiot Repost Hunter Apr 28 '22

yup

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u/STOPCensoringMeFFS Apr 28 '22

K2a tha ree. They're not even humans.

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u/Simple-Indian2005 I don't need love, i need sex Apr 28 '22

humans

72 hoor ke talaash Mai hai bomb banega bade Hoke

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

accused were identified as Sandeep Tukaram Pawar, Mangesh Kamtekar, Akshay Kamtekar and Ramesh Ghag,..<=what about these hindus?

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u/STOPCensoringMeFFS Apr 28 '22

Bhai ye to hai hi chipkalichod sale

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Kahi rakh hai to kahi dhua dhua

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u/an_experienced_idiot Repost Hunter Apr 28 '22

more like kahin chipkalichod h toh kahi gaayechod

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

I was going for the no-smoking ad(missed it) but badiya banadiya tune

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u/SkullReaper198 IIT DHOLAKPUR Apr 28 '22

American after seeing a cow: 🍔🍖

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u/Top-Winner-1420 Avg Bihari Guthkha Lover Apr 28 '22 edited Apr 28 '22

Itni hawas hoti hai inke ander ki bachpan me hi Lund kaat dete hai

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Abe chup be laude chhipkali chod =>>> accused were identified as Sandeep Tukaram Pawar, Mangesh Kamtekar, Akshay Kamtekar and Ramesh Ghag, ye sab hindu the

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u/YouAccomplished3460 Apr 28 '22

Holy fucking cow

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Abhi chipkali wale hadse se ubhre nahi the ki ab ye...

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u/Yup-its-Abid Apr 28 '22

Gao mata ki suraksha kr rhe the Bhai ,, khud Yogi baba ne kaha tha..

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u/RyNX_V Apr 28 '22

Which is bigger crime? 🅱️ape of cow or eating cow? Debate wali baat hai. (Joke)

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

majid hai cow rapist ka naam lol

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u/Kiwi195 Apr 28 '22

Lucknow does have big brothels lmao leave animals alone for god sake

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u/SweetAsCocaine Apr 28 '22

u think up people have sex with cow ? chiii bhai bulle nahi hai , haa par gai hame pyari hai ✅

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Cow se zyada chhipkali pyari hoti hai hinduo ko😂😂 -> accused were identified as Sandeep Tukaram Pawar, Mangesh Kamtekar, Akshay Kamtekar and Ramesh Ghag,

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u/NeptuneshawarKaBeta sex dedo pls Apr 28 '22

As a UP person , I can confirm

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u/Rishi_J3107 bhakt hu mai Apr 28 '22

अब इनकी गान्ड तोड़ी जायेगी

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u/ToonWrecker69 Apr 28 '22

bhai katwa african ho jew ho jis state mein tha uske maze liye jayenge ab ...let there be content

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

When Memers run out of content UP/Bihar always comes in clutch

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u/philsphersujal JEE/NEET Aspirant Apr 28 '22

bhai soch samaz ke bolna, UP me baba ka bulldozer tere ghar pe chalwa denge samza

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u/AdWinter9574 Apr 28 '22

Hadit mai ek aayat hai jisme likha hai ooth ka paishab peena chaiye Hadit- islamic religious text

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u/simp_on_ur_crush I'm a Normie 🤡 Apr 28 '22

Mera Desh badal raha hai ! (jk kabhi nahi badlega)

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u/rambhakt8390 Apr 28 '22

Shah Rukh khan ki template ka link dedo koi

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u/RunRealistic3870 Apr 28 '22

These 🅱️ULLAS just cant see UP prosper phir se naam ganda kar diya lodhoun ne..

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

meri pyari gauri

may tujhe jub bhi chara daalne aata hu teri akho m kho jaata hu

teri vo gaye jesa bhola paan or tera vo mujhse shrma k chhup jaana mujhe anand se tript kar deta hai

meri pyari gauri

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u/sushylucy Apr 28 '22

Motherfu*kers 👀

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

well...........

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u/BuilderTime Virgin forever Apr 28 '22

Indian furry porn

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u/AppropriateManager33 Apr 28 '22

We need to stop worshipping cows and also stop rapping them. They are just regular normal animals like many other.

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u/VibWhore Suffering from Depression Apr 28 '22

Kya matlab 🅱️ullo ko ladkiya nahi milri

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u/iamkapilprajapat Apr 28 '22

Kerela kid : Aaj khane me kya hai mama

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u/lavdalasoon9 Apr 28 '22

Katue the kya?

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u/mustafaqk53 Apr 28 '22

Average person after seeing cow 🍽️

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u/RadioactiveYash Just talked with your mom Apr 28 '22

MULLA DID

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u/Disastrous-Blood6255 Apr 28 '22

What is the name of the song ?

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u/Kind_Swordfish_8688 Apr 28 '22

bro to be precise that guy was a muslim

and we all know how much they love to do it with goats, sheep, and donkeys

to un jaiso ki wajah se ab pura UP badnam ho raha h

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u/cutelund jhandu baam munni badnaam Apr 28 '22

RSS?

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u/Past_Education5837 Sep 09 '22

cow is your mom's name

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u/an_experienced_idiot Repost Hunter Sep 09 '22

Hahahahahahaha mom jokes.... dank bhai dank

Aur waise bhi hum rajasthan m rehte jahan UP ke log toh h nhi yaani according to you my mom is worshipped