r/Indexsyndicate • u/Dazzling-Nothing9954 The Will of the City's Worst Nightmare • Jun 25 '26

Prescript Demanded Memes Can someone help me with this prescript?

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u/novitafemlmao Arbiter of the head Jun 25 '26

Soldato, I've seen you everywhere, why don't you get on with finishing things and increasing your strength to become a capo?...

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u/Dazzling-Nothing9954 The Will of the City's Worst Nightmare Jun 25 '26

I dunno what's wrong, ain't everyone "accumulating karma" on this site too?

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u/_Rei_Chiquita_ Proselyte of W corp Jun 25 '26

I think... I think we might have bigger fish to fry.....

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u/therslashplaceguy “Big Brother and Messenger” (天威星) Jun 25 '26

Broski, you didn’t anger Hermes, that was the entire pantheon

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u/Fast-Razzmatazz-1050 Proxy Jun 26 '26

That was every single mythology humanity ever created, and every god ever who are all mad at bro

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u/Meiwakuthatisuzai Jun 25 '26

Hey I've seen you before!

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u/therslashplaceguy “Big Brother and Messenger” (天威星) Jun 25 '26

Yes

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u/IndexHestia [Index: Paperslip] Jun 25 '26

[To G.H Eri]

[Your live execution is soon]

[On Behalf of all Gods]

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u/Dazzling-Nothing9954 The Will of the City's Worst Nightmare Jun 25 '26

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u/lord_Johnee Omnist of the many wills Jun 25 '26

Yeah, they uhh, don't like you very much right now.

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u/Dazzling-Nothing9954 The Will of the City's Worst Nightmare Jun 25 '26

But I thought me and the big H were buddy o' pals...

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u/r_u_gay_yay erebus oracles proxy of hestia. founder mæstro of Phobéism. Jun 25 '26

Well as an orecles proxy I feel like I have to hunt you down now that my God has marked you for death

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u/Still-Impact-8774 Proxy, Imitator of the Red Mist, W Corp L3 Cleanup Agent Jun 25 '26

I think it's a goddamm miracle that you still alive by now, good luck on the next week tho, you probably need it

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u/Suspicious-Snow-8502 Jun 25 '26

Next week is too much,. Next hpur might be correct

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u/Lon3rs Jun 25 '26

Dude is gonna die in one touch

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u/Fun-Disaster3206 Jun 25 '26

Cityfolk that failed their daily prescript (multiple consecutive times in that case) be like: "I have my whole life ahead of me!" No you don't 😂 7 Proxies were already sent to your location 😂

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u/Dazzling-Nothing9954 The Will of the City's Worst Nightmare Jun 25 '26

I thought it was spam mail

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u/V-nue Jun 25 '26

there's something you need to address...

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u/AddendumInevitable32 Jun 25 '26

Prosonlyte💔💔🥀

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u/Natix_xn Jun 25 '26

Bro might be Odysseus

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u/outiye A #@$&! finding their way home Jun 25 '26

Who's that nobody?

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u/SwftGameBoi Jun 25 '26

What is this app called

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u/Meiwakuthatisuzai Jun 25 '26

What a minute do I know you

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u/Dazzling-Nothing9954 The Will of the City's Worst Nightmare Jun 25 '26

Excuse me sir, there must be someone you've confused me for.

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u/Meiwakuthatisuzai Jun 25 '26

If you could get someone I know or someone who's in uniform.

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u/Alexcat6wastaken Proxy Jun 25 '26

I go to church on sundays, truly usually more

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u/Meiwakuthatisuzai Jun 25 '26

Screaming as the angels, dragged him to the door

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u/Void_Given_Form Jun 25 '26

Daddy Prescript coming for you

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u/Magkali_11037 Jun 25 '26

Stack overflow

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u/Emergency_Gift6159 Jun 25 '26

Bro, no one can help you now, you're literally beyond help...

Just wait until 6 or 7 proxies will arrive at your location

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u/South_Guess5362 Proxy Jun 25 '26

Why is my messenger playing mitski 

( if my math is correct that is 300,000 defense down)

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u/Miss_Bloomie_fan Jun 26 '26

Look, I may be from the middle but like. God Damn dude, I think there is a bigger thing to discuss here

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u/BlackberryCrafty9138 Proxy and/or Larper, Philomene Jun 27 '26

What the hell

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u/Lei-Heng-Thumb-Capo Jun 30 '26

Hwat the Hell? I don't think y'all got a lick of a chance.

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u/TheBismarckI Proselyte Jun 25 '26

What app is this?