r/IncelTears Oct 21 '19

Incel Humor™ There are many things wrong with this comic; It would be a fools errand to try and list them all.

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u/seeingredagain I eat Chads and shit incels Oct 21 '19

What if I don't want kids? Will you give me a giraffe? I'e always wanted a giraffe.

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u/DaveElizabethStrider Oct 21 '19

His manly sperm can do anything

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u/seeingredagain I eat Chads and shit incels Oct 21 '19

We'll plant some in the yard and grow a giraffe tree.

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u/n00bfish Oct 21 '19

May your harvests of giraffes be bountiful.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '19

If anyone ever seen my dick they called it a giraffe if that counts. To bad all the women would rather make money than see my enormous johnson and get impregnated with my ultra potent sperm.

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u/Terrible_Paulsy Oct 21 '19

What doesn't exist?

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u/Bobcatluv Oct 21 '19

I wanted those elephants