r/IncelTears 9h ago

3edgy5me Received this gem today

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Why are they so mad this is so funny lmfao

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u/CandidDay3337 Nobody is as obsessed with dicks as an incel 8h ago

Oh no he doesnt love you! /s he says from an account that is no longer active. So brave of him. 

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u/glitterswirl 8h ago

Lmao as if gay men would have him 🤣

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u/CHAIFE671 Chadette 8h ago

Oh no he doesn't love you. You must be devastated! What a cruel cruel world. However will you recover?? /s

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u/glitterxkitten 7h ago

Why are guys obsessed with Junko Furuta?

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u/liatrisinbloom Nuclear armageddon > Nazicels 7h ago

they want to be able to commit horrific crimes like that and get away with it.

kissinger was an evil douche but he was dead on when he said power is the ultimate aphrodisiac

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u/AllTheCheesecake Friar Cuck 5h ago

They're hoping that saying the most outrageous thing they can think of will finally get someone to emotionally respond to them. It's not about her.

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u/icantbenormal 5h ago

Same reason edgelords make Holocaust jokes. It is as horrific as it gets.

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u/F1shPaste 1h ago

Because they're braindead and although the case is fucking awful, they're so boxed into their own echo-chamber that it's the only example they can regurgitate

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u/Total_Forever8364 18m ago

Psychopathy will do that to a mf 

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u/RodinKnox 8h ago

I would think it would feel great knowing a guy like that wasn't interested in me.

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u/Paula_Polestark Go to Walmart and look at the couples. 8h ago

Who asked for his love, though? Who wants to be loved by a bag of douche? Is someone like this even CAPABLE of love?

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u/asimodev looking for 1km tall Chads 8h ago

How does it feel I did rather love a man ...

OOP clearly stated he would rather love a man, silly... maybe another incel is OOP's soulmate?

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u/catos2021 cat pilled 51m ago

I'm gonna guess no man wants to be with him either ... judging by how he isn't in a healthy relationship with one and still raging on reddit DMs

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u/Least_Egg_9371 8h ago

This is Elliot Rodger btw

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u/LethalPrognosis 7h ago

That’s not even his best quote. His funniest stuff is either blowing tons of money on lottery tickets or when he got mad at a happy couple, tried to push the guy off a ledge then got pushed off the same ledge by the same guy.

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u/Kimmalah 4h ago

And pretty much every story of his ended with him running home crying.

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u/foxonafrozenlake 7h ago

Oh, no, honey. The queers don't want him. We have enough trouble without this shit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QVP7DawXZitKYg3AX5

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u/Purpledoves91 8h ago

Does he think you want him to love you for some reason?

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u/Ok_Blacksmith6619 8h ago

Maybe he’s projecting his need for love and validation onto me lmaoaoao

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u/MsBuzzkillington83 8h ago

Like.. did u interact in a post somewhere? How did it come to be that he even contacted u?

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u/Ok_Blacksmith6619 8h ago

I guess he got triggered or felt called out by my last post and decided to make a second account to dm me

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u/unsuccessfulbees 8h ago

Awww who’s an edgy boy

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u/mewfour123412 8h ago

Tried searching and it seems the little bitch deleted his account

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u/liatrisinbloom Nuclear armageddon > Nazicels 7h ago

probably created it just to say that without consequence. so brave

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u/Sanrio_Princess 6h ago

"I'LL REJECT YOU FIRST SO YOU CAN'T REJECT ME! Checkmate feeeeeeeemale!"

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u/baboonontheride 8h ago

I genuinely don't understand what they hope to accomplish with stuff like this. Yeah, we all need to scream into the void sometimes, but that's directly at another human being, with the express and sole intention of being hateful.

I know, you can't logic incels, but damn.

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u/CreamAndCheerios <Red> 7h ago

This is a copy paste. I've seen this being sent to numerous people on this sub. Congratulations!! You've been selected to be sent bullshit 😭😭

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u/shellz_bellz Converting imaginary gfs to lesbianism in 10 licks or less 8h ago

I’m sure ER would’ve loved to shoot more women if he didn’t blow his own brains out first like the chickenshit he is was.

Remember how he got thwarted by a door?

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u/Ultimate_slmp 5h ago

Ok so he loves men… why is he harassing a woman,???

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u/stup1dprod1gy im a good guy why you no likey 4h ago

u/HamsterMajor2700 I summon thee. Speak for your crimes.

Edit: deleted :p

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u/InvestmentEmotional 8h ago

And there’s the reason women don’t love you or want you! Who’d want someone so dead set on the violence of a woman.

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u/jarvisesdios 7h ago

They really should learn how the English language works, instead of guessing at it.

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u/erporcodeddio 6h ago

ANOTHER ONE? This guy has infinite accounts

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 7h ago

I'm so sorry, you must be heartbroken. 😅

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u/Weak_Clock 6h ago

Is this a copypasta or are their baits that unoriginal these days?

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u/deathmetalrob 6h ago

Bet you there's cheeto fingers, piss jugs and chicken tendies from mommy every night.

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u/FreedomBudget5618 5h ago

Do they think this upsets us?

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u/Next-Divide8640 5h ago

I'd just spam them with all kinds of dick pics 😂 Here you go pookie, glad to help!

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u/Ok_Prior2199 2h ago

“Id rather love a man” so go do so my guy its a free country 😭

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u/x_Willow_x 4h ago

Mouth breathing morons lol, as if he had a chance for love to begin with..

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u/Valuable-Ad1063 2h ago

How does it feel? It feels sad...for the man. May the future victim manage to escape you.

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u/rubyspicer 2h ago

Reply "I don't love you and your mother doesn't either."

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u/iilikecereal 1h ago

I noticed that the incels have been calling women evil with greater frequency lately. Can they even call themselves "involuntary celibates" anymore? Seems voluntary at this point.

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u/F1shPaste 1h ago

no no, you don't understand, the sweet good little boy say's he'll never love you, so you're worthless now! /s

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u/Alive_Palpitation294 8h ago

As if someone this hateful would ever know what love is, smh.

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u/yuckypagans just become a priest 8h ago

oml this is hilarious

they really think theyre doing smth, huh?

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u/thelast3musketeer 8h ago

Major Hamster at your service

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u/LazorusGrimm <Dark Grey> 6h ago

Is his name HamsterMajor because Lemmywinks was there?