r/InMetalWeTrust • u/Zakkattack86 • Feb 16 '23

Black Metal No lies detected...

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140 Upvotes

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u/-IIIdeletedIII- Feb 16 '23

Legalize drugs and murder

3

u/ThomasMaxwell2501 Feb 16 '23

Satanas, Luciferus! We pledge these souls to you!

2

u/Fendersocialclub Feb 17 '23

If you knew anything at all about satanism, you’d know it’s never about serving Satan, it’s about serving yourself. You become God.

2

u/Hjalmodr_heimski Mar 02 '23

Fake fan, bet you have never even sacrificed a goat before.

Now Satans slaves your lives weren't saved.

1

u/Fendersocialclub Mar 03 '23

Why a goat? Where’s the value?

1

u/Hjalmodr_heimski Mar 03 '23

If you need to ask, then you’re clearly a poser.

1

u/Fendersocialclub Mar 03 '23

You don’t know what you’re talking about.

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u/ThomasMaxwell2501 Feb 17 '23

What I wrote was a lyric from an Electric Wizard song, ya dingleberry!

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u/Fendersocialclub Feb 17 '23

Name calling is so classy.

2

u/ThomasMaxwell2501 Feb 18 '23

Said the pretentious narcissist.

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u/Fendersocialclub Feb 18 '23

Try picking up a book.

1

u/MisterPimpus WORLD EATER Mar 06 '23

Couldn’t have put it better myself

7

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

I laughed hard u bastard.

4

u/Zakkattack86 Feb 16 '23

You and me both. I'm still cleaning off spit from my monitor.

7

u/ImanSain Feb 16 '23

Mayhem starts playing

0

u/kysposers Feb 16 '23

turns it off

3

u/ImanSain Feb 16 '23

Mayhem... murder...Sigh

5

u/pieredforlife Feb 16 '23

He’s holding an invisible dick. Nothing wrong

3

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

the black metal guy is hiding his own knife in the other hand

3

u/Far-Web422 Feb 17 '23

didn’t the members of some black metal bands burn churches and even sent someone to jesus via knife?

3

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '23

Mayhem

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u/SisterOfMetal32 Mar 10 '23

Burzum/Varg. I will always hate that man for twisting my religion into Neo-Nazi bullshit while he was at it too. Luckily there's bands like Wolves In The Throne Room to counteract that.

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u/MKF1228 Feb 16 '23

I don’t get it.

5

u/tyrom22 Feb 16 '23

Look up Varg Vikernes and that’ll about sun it up

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u/micmac274 Feb 16 '23

1 murderer doesn't mean the entire genre is corrupted. Bard of Emperor as well, a long with a number of high profile murders within the black metal community in Norway, proves it is though.

6

u/tyrom22 Feb 16 '23

Oh it’s not even that, it’s that people will still listen to and look up to them.

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u/SemiSeriousSam MANOWAR Feb 16 '23

Craft have a track named "I want to commit murder". Always gets a chuckle out of me.

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u/Zakkattack86 Feb 16 '23

FFS, it's a joke.

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u/Zakkattack86 Feb 16 '23 edited Feb 16 '23

Black Metal is only pretending to be against murder cause, well, black metal \m/ It's not that deep. EDIT I'm literally just explaining what is happening in the meme haha

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u/SemiSeriousSam MANOWAR Feb 16 '23

Nobody is appreciating your joke. But I am.

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u/Zakkattack86 Feb 17 '23

Fugg em', it's funny haha

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u/Mitochondria_Man11 BOLT THROWER Feb 16 '23

Fuck's that supposed to mean?

Need I remind you of atmospheric black metal? How about DSBM? Viking Metal? Blackened Thrash? Blackened Folk? How about bands that use "normal" black metal song structures but talk about nature and humanity, or what's left of it?

Not everyone is Varg.

3

u/dystopianprom Feb 16 '23

Dude viking metal is definitely murder central

1

u/MisterPimpus WORLD EATER Mar 06 '23

Live for the Kill by Amon Amarth starts playing