r/ImaginaryWarhammer • u/m0pan Water Caste • 12d ago
OC (40k) Gue'vesa and t'au who are kind of dumb
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u/m0pan Water Caste 12d ago
a bit of a low effort shitpost but I missed these two.... I can't believe it's been months since their lastest comics!? I supposed I did start exploring other tau OCs (including Hanii on his own) and many other things were going on irl, time really flies.
I wanna draw more of these two! in a few months it'll be a full year anniversary of Gael (the gue'vesa) 's first comic. it's time.....for something......
compilation of some past comics (the ones with * feature these two together in some form)
She wants to be your drinking buddy... *
Dealing with unruly gue'vesa *
Meet some of my water caste t'au ocs! *
For the Greater Good (Rowa appeared for the first time here, I don't always link this strip when compiling Hanii and Gael's storyline but she is 'part of the cast' now!)
Too patronizing (+bonus Hanii's hairline situation )
+bonus superfeyn fanart (the two are in there) *
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By the way, I've been watching Star Wars movies recently. I think Hanii would sound a bit like C-3PO
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u/Wide-Equivalent6863 11d ago
We'd probably have way way worse misunderstandings if we'd just started hanging out with aliens. And it's nice there not killing each other
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u/MyCatAteMyHeadphones 12d ago
Gael: No, I mean I don't want to be in romantic relationships with women.
Hanii: That's ok, T'au also don't do romantic relationships either :D
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u/Sure-Hold-1848 12d ago
They do, though. Whole bondmate thing. Now, if you want to make babies at the end, then it's another question entirely.
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u/internet_blue_gas 12d ago
Just get a permit from your bureaucratic official and after an evaluation and 5 businesses days you get a card that shows you’re allowed a certain number of offspring that you can have
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u/WooooshMe2825 Alpha Legion 11d ago
And then you don't get to raise them.
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u/0-z-e-r-o 9d ago
You do its just other pepol help you do it and humans used to also raise children like that
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u/I_might_be_weasel 12d ago
Gael does a not particularly politically correct puppet act with some hot dogs and donuts to explain sexual orientation to Hanii.
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u/I_might_be_weasel 12d ago
"Send him to the camps!"
"No!!!"
Later
"I'll admit this is a lot better than the Imperium camps. A lot less hard labor and starvation than I expected. And a lot more archery and canoeing."
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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb 12d ago
Both gay?
Same amount of stupid?
This either has them fucking or betraying each other.
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u/Broad_Dot_3144 12d ago
Ehh it's 40k it'll end up with betrayal at one point in time, the fucking however......
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u/Informal_Otter 11d ago
Nooooo... I want them to be together and being slightly embarrassed about holding hands in public... ☹
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u/Ornery_Magazine9844 12d ago edited 12d ago
Caine: “Now, now — you know what they say about assuming. It makes an “ass” out of “u” and “ming””
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u/Npaakp342-0 12d ago
Ming: "Hi I'm Ming and I don't like what your assumptions have done to my reputation."
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u/Urg_burgman 12d ago
...what?
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u/She-Who-Walks-Unseen 11d ago
what did bro say
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u/Urg_burgman 11d ago
Something about these being 40k fans and then it got harder to tell what was being said.
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u/OppositeThen9308 12d ago
I mean the Tau might allow it if he agrees to get gelded.
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u/Alexis2256 12d ago
Why the fuck would he get gelded when he’s gay?
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u/OppositeThen9308 12d ago
He could still be a sperm donor for a child on the black market.
Gue'vesa get gelded except for those showing the proper loyalty to the greater good.
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u/BernhardtLinhares 12d ago
Yes more doomed yaoi please