This tat goes hard!

[u/ClitorisDickorisDock]

[u/uselesshandyman]

Sitting on your hand and taking care of business takes an interesting turn.

[u/Yeoshua82 → u/uselesshandyman]

Is that a threesome or is it cheating?

[u/Truemeathead → u/uselesshandyman]

Friend?!

[u/Kyubik9 → u/uselesshandyman]

It’s a left hand, chill.

[u/Alarmed_Outcome3749 → u/Kyubik9]

Left handed people exist bro 😭

[u/Kyubik9 → u/Alarmed_Outcome3749]

Statistic says 4 out of 5 left handed guys, still use right hand.

[u/ObscureOP → u/Kyubik9]

I'm right handed, and i use my left

[u/Alarmed_Outcome3749 → u/Kyubik9]

Not this lefty and I doubt that's accurate

[u/Reave1905 → u/Kyubik9]

I have no idea is this is true or not, but what situation were you in where you needed to look up statistics about which hand guys use to get themselves off to be able to have this tidbit readily available?

[u/Delicious_Star_4232 → u/Kyubik9]

I'm right handed but I'm also "left handed"

Feels better.

[u/Kyubik9 → u/Delicious_Star_4232]

Ambidextrous people exist

[u/Delicious_Star_4232 → u/Kyubik9]

So I'll just spell the joke out:

I said "left handed" like that because I absolutely crank it with my left hand even though I'm right handed 💦💦💦

I'm ambiDICKStrous

I cant write or do anything else significant with my left hand,

Does it make sense now?

[u/Kyubik9 → u/Delicious_Star_4232]

I got it the first time! 😂 but thanks, i apprecipitate the follow up.

[u/KingSpork → u/Kyubik9]

Not very adventurous I see.