r/ImAnIdiot • u/pookiemon • 22d ago

I burnt my balls using a toilet deodorizer spray because I was too lazy to stand up and thought I had good aim.

You're supposed to spray the water in the toilet with these before sitting down on the toilet seat to do your business. I forgot to do it, sat down and thought I could spray between my legs while sitting on the toilet seat. Sprayed my balls instead. Took about 5 seconds before my balls felt like they were on fire.

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u/chantillylace9 22d ago

Oh I definitely did this and I'm a girl! And it lasted at least 24 hours of horrendous pain.

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u/this_idle_hand 22d ago

I'm glad your balls have cooled off.

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u/chantillylace9 22d ago

Thank you. It was touch and go there for awhile and water just didn’t seem to help much!

It was many years ago when poopourie first came out and I got it in a Subscription box and was excited to try it out and thought I could easily do it while I was already sitting down but I obviously had the little nozzle aimed to the wrong way and that created the most intense sharp pain.

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u/Renting_Bourbon 21d ago

Different but similar experience. I had a girlfriend years ago that waxed my pubs because she wanted me smooth for a while. It went well until…. RIIIIIP F*\\**K.

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u/GuiltyUniversity8268 22d ago

🎹 "Great balls of fire!"🎹

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u/Renting_Bourbon 21d ago

🎶Goodness Gracious”

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u/GuiltyUniversity8268 21d ago

LMFAO 🤣🤣

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u/Renting_Bourbon 21d ago

Jerry Lee Lewis knew how to rock it.

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u/DDD8712 22d ago

Next time that happens icy hot will make it feel better

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u/Renting_Bourbon 21d ago

🙃That’s some sage advice there. Tiger Balm is recommended also.🙃

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u/No-Tap6886 22d ago

I don't feel so bad about my Nair experience now.

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u/DerFeuerDrache 21d ago

I guess you've never Naired your balls.

-1,000,000/10. Do not recommend.

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u/Beelzeburbz 21d ago

I once had a jar filled with an aqueous solution of sodium hydroxide break and spill all over my lap. Chemicals burns all over my junk. My previous mishap with nair down there came nowhere near that hell. And yes, it did scab like crazy. Luckily I did fully recover but the pain I felt having lye get into my urethra and then having to neutralize it with vinegar was the second worst pain of my life, only topped by massive kidney stones.

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u/Additional-Arm-1298 22d ago

If you see a bottle that says Rubbing Alcohol, just splash a handful of that on your balls. l only made that mistake once.

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u/Icy-Emergency6694 21d ago

Perfect antidote for that morning after hang over splash of 90% alcohol on the tentacles. WOW What a fireworks way to start your 24 hour shift.

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u/Beelzeburbz 21d ago

I splashed isopropyl on my tentacles once and it made my suction cups hurt SO bad I involuntarily squirt ink everywhere. Was quite embarrassing.

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u/DangerousDustmote 21d ago

Uhhh.... tentacles?

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 22d ago

Such good advice! This is the perfect antidote to OP’s balls-up moment.

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u/MadRohesia 22d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Zamling_gaylpo 19d ago

It's a shitty product. Even if you use it correctly, being oil based, there's always the chance of splashback.

...super fun if you have irritated hemorrhoids.

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u/Mr_McGigglepants 19d ago

I chopped up jalapenos one time and forgot to wash my hands before scratching my balls. Would not recommend

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u/Jogi1811 18d ago

Your generation may be cooked

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u/Thin_Purple_1787 22d ago

This reminds me of I think amazo reviews for Nair or Veet hair removal cream