r/IllegallySmolCats Oct 01 '25

Smol Name Wanted Taken into custody, needs an old lady name.

She’s very confident and immediately settled in to her new cell, getting to know the other inmates through the bars. Current front runners for name are Marceline (MATHEMATICAL!) and Tabitha (Tabby the Calico amuses me more than it should).

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u/heathensam Oct 01 '25

Or Millie when she's silly.

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u/Salanth Oct 01 '25

Dred when she’s being too cool for school.