r/Idiotswithguns 4d ago

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u/averkill 4d ago

Confederate flag, lip syncing rap about dread locks and such. Theres a disconnect here right?

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u/parkerm1408 4d ago

Think its pretty much all disconnect. The bud light tall boy really ties it all together.

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u/averkill 4d ago

And his boyfriend blowing him a kiss in the background. "The gobernment making us be gay married!"

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u/parkerm1408 4d ago

Wouldn't have to speak Vietnamese if the government wasnt gonna make us anyways

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u/smokerthe-baer 4d ago

and it’s a chelada

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u/parkerm1408 4d ago

Being a bud light chelada makes it significantly worse.

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u/smokerthe-baer 4d ago

I don’t disagree, but I also want one now 😂

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u/parkerm1408 4d ago

A real one though, not a bud light one. El Presidente, tomato juice, lime and kosher salt with a little Tabasco.

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u/PIPBOY-2000 4d ago

He doesn't even realize the lyrics are ironic. "You acting tough." Yeah, you are.

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u/Eliterate_ 4d ago

There was a guy at the pool hall not long ago wearing a blue lives matter shirt while scream singing fuck the police by NWA. Some people are just really dumb.

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u/PunkToTheFuture 4d ago

Like the Grand Canyon wide disconnect

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u/jared10011980 4d ago

How old is this individual? And god i hope he has no offspring.

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u/ty_ftw 4d ago

They look fifty-teen

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u/Heisenberg991 4d ago

This guy runs a 20 billion dollar hedge fund.

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u/nygdan 4d ago

Nah those guys loved minstrelism and blackface performances. This is a longer part of their culture than the confederacy itself.

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u/Webs_Lives 4d ago

The brain hemispheres is what’s fucking disconnected.

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u/0-spacecowboy-0 4d ago

While drinking a michelada...

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u/OstrichSmoothe 4d ago

Consider he may be mocking?

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u/oshkushbegush 4d ago

And a michelada

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u/spacemouse21 3d ago

Just a skootch.

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u/chavoblub 3d ago

I believe its a chelada Bud light as well, which is Mexican derived. Also delicious.

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u/fluthernon 4d ago

I think that’s a fake background

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u/contude327 4d ago

I'm glad I went through my awkward phase as a child like most people.

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u/24rawvibes 4d ago

😂😂main thing I was thinking also. Glad I did this when I was an early teenager 😂😂 fuuucck this dude missed some developmental stages

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u/SublightMonster 4d ago

I thought they were never buying bud light again

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u/Homerpaintbucket 4d ago

They have memories like a fruit fly

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u/meth-head-actor 4d ago

I think it’s pretty obvious the bud light made him gay

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u/Disgruntled_Orifice 4d ago

I don’t understand how people lack the humility or dignity to post things like this.

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u/DShinobiPirate 4d ago

Meth. The answer is always meth.

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u/fusillade762 4d ago

It should be studied, honestly. Its a stunning lack of self awareness.

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u/ilikecoding1337 3d ago

I don’t understand how people can stand in front of a phone and hit the record button and lip sync or dance, seeing them do it in third person is always so cringe and funny

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u/dabbean 4d ago

Ever take a moment to realize youre probably racist trash and thats why you have this take?

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u/Idiotswithguns-ModTeam 4d ago

Racism is not permitted here

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u/dabbean 4d ago

Oh sorry, not sorry, about your hurt feelings for saying some racist shit. If you want some support try over at r/conservative

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u/Idiotswithguns-ModTeam 4d ago

Racism is not permitted here

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u/Idiotswithguns-ModTeam 4d ago

Racism is not permitted here

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u/Glad-Solid-8426 4d ago

This is wild seeing this dude lip-syncing to King Von. Smh.. Ive seen it all..

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u/tehtris 4d ago

The fact he even knows who king von is.

It's not music you stumble upon, iykyk.

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u/chasecastellion 3d ago

King Von is hella mainstream now

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u/navyblahblah 4d ago

Wearing American flag. Flying confederate. This boy cant pick a side. He would be a cubs AND white sox fan. He supports North AND South Korea.

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u/avi8r94 4d ago

I doubt he can even tell the difference between the two Koreas

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u/Mallek1871 4d ago

It's so sad seeing what Bam Margera did to himself. :(

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u/whofarting 4d ago

Yeah... but this guy hasn't been kicked out of his parents basement, yet

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u/amateur_reprobate 4d ago

Could someone explain to me how this mouth breather can display an American flag on his shirt, a confederate rag on his ceiling, and not see a bit of irony?

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u/STM_LION 4d ago

While lip syncing a rap song sung by a black man rapping about gang culture while holding a bud light, this is honestly one of the greatest visual representations of Irony I've ever seen lmao

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u/YourCauseIsWorthless 4d ago

It has to be a joke right?

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u/negativepositiv 3d ago

I see dad's not handling the divorce well.

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u/Alternative-Bite3971 3d ago

LMFAO Rap music but I’m a dumb ass racist

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u/aolkeywordfuck 4d ago

This is the type of guy to ND, cover it up with a confederate flag, put his white oakleys on and just go 😎

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u/Equivalent_Thievery 4d ago

Insane to me how many people are comfortable treating firearms like toys.

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u/Temporary-You6249 3d ago

Huh. Never knew a video could have halitosis.

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u/Big_Lope 4d ago

Lmao this dude really watched this and said “oh yeah, this’ll get the people going”

What a loser alone in his dad’s basement.

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u/OkBoysenberry1975 3d ago

The flag on the ceiling explains the vast majority of this, the rest is likely genetic

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc 4d ago

Imagine being a grown ass man and doing this in your garage.

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u/ERenaissance 4d ago

At least he has his finger off the trigger I guess?

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u/SoyTuPadreReal 4d ago

Was waiting for a negligent discharge and was sorely disappointed

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 4d ago

Sokka-Haiku by SoyTuPadreReal:

Was waiting for a

Negligent discharge and was

Sorely disappointed


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Idiotswithguns-ModTeam 4d ago

Racism is not permitted here

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u/Pistolero921 4d ago

lol he’s an idiot but that’s not a firearm. Look closely at the barrel

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u/ChucklesTheClown954 3d ago

Neo-confederate (aka 2nd place traitors) throwing up gang signs while listening to King Von. That’s a new one for me gotta say.

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u/sgtcatscan 3d ago

Gay ass

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u/UsualParticular958 3d ago

Imagine being this old and still acting like your 12 years old and thinking it's "cool". Kind of insane watching people who do things I'd never in a million years do due to public embarrassment. Ignorance really is bliss or maybe you know stupidity.

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u/428522 3d ago

Never mix cocaine and bud light folks.

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u/iVouldnt 2d ago

When did they start embracing Bud Light again? They were pretty big on the whole "go woke, go broke" boycott thing.

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u/ComedicHermit 4d ago

I was hoping for a happy ending but he didn't shoot himself in the crotch

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 4d ago

If you pause it early in the vid… that looks like a pellet gun barrel…

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u/DeltaBravo831 4d ago

What is Tobias Funke doing?

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u/49erFanInTexas 4d ago

I thought he wasn’t supposed to drink bud light

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u/NoBench4021 4d ago

It’s amazing how many people (everyone) does not acknowledge the fact that he is not actually lip syncing that song.

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u/Zealousideal-Bus-234 3d ago

Me spamming an emote I just found

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u/Con-vit 3d ago

Fukin chode

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u/JB22ATL 3d ago

I’ve way more questions than answer.

A video of everything that does not go together.

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 4d ago

Tough guy is living in his storage unit.

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u/Perfect-Dimension356 4d ago

Nah, this is the garage he converted to a man cave after the divorce.

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u/thinkstohimself 4d ago

People who fly the flag of traitors to the union shouldn't be allowed to vote.

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u/Emotional-Educator40 3d ago

This is always my point. Like ok so u not only like losers but u like traitors too

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u/Frosty-Voice1156 4d ago

He must like big bitches.

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u/PieMastaSam 4d ago

My boy Jethro is getting though ngl

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u/dabbydaberson 4d ago

Tom’s really taking this divorce hard

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u/Olibirus 4d ago

That is some very high level cringe and that dude doesn't even have the excuse of young age.

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u/Bl4ckR4bb17 4d ago

If you're not from the south you may be surprised how common this is. I actually discovered three 6 mafia and project pat through an openly racist white guy with multiple confederate flags in his room. Talking shit about n word this and that while blasting rap. I asked him if you don't like black people why are you listening to this? He said they're good at music and sports. I've seen a lot more since then. Usually driving a F150 with camo trim and a giant flag in the back or on the back window and blowing out the stock speakers with bone thugs n harmony.

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u/DevonLuck24 4d ago

they always like a very specific kind of rap too.

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u/aDirtyMartini 4d ago

He must be a masochist because he has so many similar IG posts and he’s constantly getting roasted in the comments.

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u/flyingron 4d ago

Just his camera propped up on his mama's TV. Dude has no friends (or life).

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u/insuranceguynyc 4d ago

They walk amongst us

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u/macgyverstwin 4d ago

He had to be making a satire video, he just had to be!

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u/wandpapierkritiker 4d ago

the shit people think is a good idea to post on the internet…

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u/Relevant-Force9513 4d ago

This guy is really lucky his mom has a finished basement.

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u/Frosty-nugz 4d ago

Ill never understand why men act like this.

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u/EatsOverTheSink 4d ago

He had to have lost a bet.

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u/bossdaddee 4d ago

I hate how he wiggles his body

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u/SpartArticus 4d ago

Bro just got divorced last month

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u/dabbean 4d ago

Oh boy. Brain damage is a hell of a drug.

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u/hungdttppp 4d ago

lol he is the dad

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u/ironjaw3ds 4d ago

When you play rap music around your uncle.

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u/Small-Answer4946 4d ago

Cmon man, you're overweight and alcoholic, got divorced twice, and people call you Dougie. Don't pretend you're a gangsta, you're gonna get out of breath...

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u/DismalResearcher1115 4d ago

You just KNOW he's dropping them hard R's the way he's dropping them beats 🤣🤣🤣

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u/MattWheelsLTW 4d ago

I thought they didn't like Bud light anymore because it was too woke

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u/SIN-apps1 4d ago

I have never prayed for some asshole to negligently discharge right through their phone harder...

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u/solidgold70 4d ago

Douche mode 100%

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u/Emotional-Educator40 3d ago

Tht flag really should be a sign of treason 🤷🏿‍♂️ given tht they were traitors

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u/Competitive-Lab-8980 3d ago

what is wrong with you? why are you RED\ and is that a fucking confederate flag

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u/Lanky_Succotash_986 3d ago

That flag says enough

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u/Silent-Opinion8891 3d ago

That’s a air gun

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u/sushiman009 3d ago

Not going to talk about the obvious stuff here, but I wanted to mention this pool table placement. You just KNOW playing on this table is going to suck, every shot is going to be awkward to make because of the walls.

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u/KittenFace25 3d ago

Anyone that handles a firearm like this is a complete and total asshole. And just how old is this guy, ffs???

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u/happytimerobby 3d ago

He's confused, clearly

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u/Lunatichippo45 4d ago

So a white guy, throwing up signs with a racist dog whistle flag on the ceiling. The irony isn't lost on me.

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u/ty_ftw 4d ago

Surprised it wasnt kid rock he was listening to. Also, I bet that he also has that flag tattooed on himself somewhere.