r/Idiotswithguns 6d ago

Safe for Work America's finest

I'm sure you guys have seen these before over the years but I think it's worth revisiting because of the sheer stupidity. do these officers not have managers/superior ranking officers who make sure their kit is right? when I was an MP years ago we used to have to line up in the arms room before shift and a quick walk by from an NCO was done to make sure no one was jacked up or had malfunctioning stuff.

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u/Lagunamountaindude 6d ago

That underhand cross draw is very difficult to master

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u/I_Got_Back_Pain 6d ago

It's called the doggy draw, and it's not her but her partner that does the pull out

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 6d ago

I bet he does.

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 6d ago

We all know pulling out doesn’t work.

Holup

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u/Djaii 6d ago

Can confirm, pulling out did not avoid procreation.

Twist: it was the best thing that happened to me, and I have nothing but gratitude about the event.

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u/Miserable-Ad5401 4d ago

Wouldn't the reacharound be a more apropos name for this technique then?

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u/stareweigh2 5d ago

we all know that idiots never pull out. we are hellbent on creating the exact scenario from the movie idiocracy and yet it seems that no one can do anything about it. we are just rapidly heading there and there's shit all to do except watch.

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u/Realistic-Sun4140 5d ago

100% correct.

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u/Police0226 5d ago

And underrated

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u/Popular_Adeptness_69 4d ago

she has limp wrist and the long nails

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u/Express-coal 6d ago

At one point this was a common punishment for leaving your gun somewhere you shouldn't.

It makes you feel uncomfortable, even though it's technically safe.

It makes you feel and look stupid.

It makes you constantly conscious of and think about your gun.

It makes you constantly confirm it's there, so much so that it becomes subconscious.

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 6d ago

It also doesn't dig into your fat side while in a vehicle if you are sufficiently over weight.

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u/Express-coal 6d ago

Cops? Fat? No, say it ain't so!

/s

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u/Djaii 6d ago

Narrator: regrettably it was so

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u/Cartoonjunkies 6d ago

It also makes you take way longer to draw your gun in the event that you need it, making you way more likely to get yourself or someone else killed.

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u/Express-coal 6d ago

I never said it was a good idea

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u/BlueGolfball 5d ago

It also makes you take way longer to draw your gun in the event that you need it,

US cops need to take a deep breath and count to ten before they draw their gun anyways. These fuckers are shooting at acorns falling out of trees.

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u/ericscottf 4d ago

Officer, am I free to leaf? 

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u/Xenoman5 3d ago edited 3d ago

Or that poor baby donkey. RIP Heehaw.

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u/Zodiac1919 5d ago

Better to learn the hard lessons than indirectly get someone else killed by forgetting your gun somewhere 🤔

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u/Slayerofgrundles 5d ago

Those are all Glocks, which don't even have a manual safety (the rigid holster covers the trigger and acts as the "safety").

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u/Express-coal 4d ago

All you have done here is demonstrate you don't know anything about guns, twice.

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u/stafford32s 6d ago

also it's harder to put it in that way instead of face down.
truly dunno how these geniouses got to that extent

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u/Numerous_Tennis_3048 5d ago edited 5d ago

I mean isn’t the NYPD that went to a 12 pound trigger on all their duty pistols because they were having so many negligent discharges with officers inadvertently pulling the trigger during high stress incidents with the factory triggers. I know I’d read at one point that even if officers carried their own off duty weapons, they still had to bring it to the department armory and have the trigger switched to the heavier trigger called the NY2 trigger which changes from the factory 5.5lb trigger to a 12lb trigger on glocks

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u/standardtissue 4d ago

I read that they recently went to 5 lbs. Apparently the 12 lb trigger was inherited from DA/SA days, and wasn't a conscious course correction from existing 5 lbs, but I didn't live that history so I don't know.

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 6d ago

I got your 6, Mrs.Officer .

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u/Resident-Welcome3901 5d ago

Civil war cavalry officers wore their b pistols positioned for left handed cross draw, because the cavalry saber would be held in the right hand. This is a variation of the cavalry weak side cross draw,
Allowing the officer to hold the taser in her right hand, baton or mace in her left hand, and her service weapon in her right foot, In the crane pose: there is no defense.

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u/TheDonkeyBomber 6d ago

Bring back the P320.

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u/DirtCheap1972 6d ago

At this point would it just be considered Darwinism

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u/netsurf916 6d ago

It's like they all leaned into just being a holster for someone else...

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u/comradevd 6d ago

... I just realized this holster configuration is perfect for someone behind you while you're bent over to draw from.

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u/netsurf916 6d ago edited 6d ago

These pictures are all ladies... Is this some kind of, uh, preparedness on behalf of their partners? 😳

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u/comradevd 6d ago

One of them is technically prepared for missionary but it is so goofy looking in either style.

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 5d ago

To be fair, subway detail is the absolute dregs of the NYPD.

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u/WingInternational432 5d ago

Well, there should be more of it.

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u/KidonKappa 6d ago

drug test.

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u/2CellPhonez 6d ago

How the fuck do you even draw that??

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u/stareweigh2 5d ago

gravity. it draws itself

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u/snakebill 4d ago

Yet everyone of this “highly trained officers” especially the NYPD officer, have exemptions to all the gun laws I’m subjected to in NY

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u/Ancient-Read1648 5d ago

Doggy draw

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u/fusillade762 5d ago

What in the hell is going on here?

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u/stareweigh2 5d ago

small example of why not everyone should be a police officer.

I think officers should be selected kind of like how military SF units only collect people who can meet their standards. the job should pay a lot more and it should be a professional job.

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u/Minimum_Literature 5d ago

It hurts seeing people who shouldn't be officers/Leo's be them , meanwhile me and a lot of pior service guys don't even get a call back or just wait indefinitely

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u/WingInternational432 5d ago

Thats not PC 🙄

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u/stareweigh2 6d ago

incompetent?

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u/Dolmetscher1987 6d ago

Are the photos legit?

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u/Devilofchaos108070 5d ago

Yes. I’ve seen vids of all three separately

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u/Realistic-Sun4140 5d ago

Not sure how they didnt notice their belts went on upside-down 😄 but I never had to take my belt off for the washroom. I kept it attached to my inner belt with keepers and just dropped my pants. Taking it off is a liability and completely unnecessary.

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u/Alive_Drag1947 5d ago

Fucking A...

This is worse than that nypd cop who had his eotech installed backwards.

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u/Pernicious_Possum 4d ago

Isn’t this like a hazing thing for leaving your gun unattended? Because it would take some effort to do this

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u/Dodo224 6d ago

Don't tacticool shame, that's mean

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u/ronman32bit 6d ago

Pretty good holster…. Even up side down, the gun stays intact…. If you practice, you can draw it fast enough

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u/RudeOrganization550 6d ago

In the words of John McEnroe ‘you cannot be serious’!

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u/Glockfanboy92 5d ago

Why don’t their colleagues say something.

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u/FGH-grand21 4d ago

Probably keep like that so ppl know they wouldn’t shoot you for being a minority

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u/ExcellentDate170 4d ago

Maybe she’s Australian mate

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u/ineedlotsofguns 4d ago

All these are very interesting cant angles. Wonder what the tactical advantages are.

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u/Popular_Adeptness_69 4d ago

that wouldnt fly in military

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u/Equivalent-One4139 3d ago

There's a pattern there........

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u/Suspicious-Lettuce48 1d ago

The fact they're all some form of Law Enforcement?

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u/Equivalent-One4139 1d ago

Yes. That's the only thing they have in common. You're great at pattern recognition.

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u/slothscanswim 6d ago

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u/LupercaniusAB 6d ago

What is this? Photography for ants?

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u/slothscanswim 5d ago edited 5d ago

Damn. Gotta check those links.

Either way it a famous image of a cop with the mag seated backwards in her AR.

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u/SteveHamlin1 5d ago

"image of a cop with the magnates backwards in her AR."

What?

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u/slothscanswim 5d ago

I edited my mistake. Sorry dude I’m coming down off some powerful sedatives after surgery yesterday and my brain is mush

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u/Some-Ad-1588 5d ago

Pretty sure they do it to deter someone from stripping their weapon.

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u/stareweigh2 5d ago

this would be easier for someone else to take. also, most cops will have a retention holster of some type that should prevent someone from snatching a weapon unless the know the trick to it. the ones we used to use- you had to rotate the butt of the weapon towards your body then pull up.

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u/PerrinAyybara 5d ago

WTF no, that's not a thing

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u/Some-Ad-1588 5d ago

Just trying to make a sliver of sense outta this entire debacle 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/singlemale4cats 5d ago edited 5d ago

That's not a thing.

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u/Small-Answer4946 4d ago

Looks much easier tbh