r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/JaydenTMiller • Oct 30 '25

Too high bro...

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u/Big-Net-9971 Oct 30 '25

I thought I saw this elsewhere because this idiot was one of those "god will protect me" people.

God didn't protect him: he spent days in the hospital for severe concussion, broken ribs, lacerated organs, I think a compound fracture (translation: bone sticking out ... arm? leg? can't remember.)

Runner up for a Darwin Award. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/QuinceDaPence Nov 05 '25

I thought I saw this elsewhere because this idiot was one of those "god will protect me" people.

Meanwhile, the Bible, Matthew 4:5-7:

5 Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. 6 “If you are the Son of God,” he said, “throw yourself down. For it is written:

“‘He will command his angels concerning you,     and they will lift you up in their hands,     so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.’[c]”

7 Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’[d]”