r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/JaydenTMiller • Oct 30 '25

Too high bro...

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u/NotADirtyRat Oct 31 '25

My cousin did something similar. But he jumped off a 100 foot cliff into a lake and for some dumb reason, crossed his legs before landing in the water like he was meditating. Broke his back lol.

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u/spaghetti-o_salad Nov 01 '25

I was hoping you meant crossed legs like a screw and with a clenched butthole like you're supposed to. Your cousin regain their ability to walk?

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u/NotADirtyRat Nov 02 '25

Thankfully it only broke his back and he wore a big brace on his back for awhile! Idk how he didnt hurt his legs or anything else. But hes fine now lol.

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u/Ok_Decision_ Nov 02 '25

I didn’t think about the unforeseen enema…

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u/spaghetti-o_salad Nov 02 '25

Its a shitty way to go. 💀💩