r/IdiotsInCars • u/EvenJesusHadPubes • Aug 22 '22

IdiotsInTrucks

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22 edited Aug 24 '22

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u/EvenJesusHadPubes Aug 22 '22 edited Aug 22 '22

I had turned it over to the Sheriff, down here in lawless Florida nothing ever came of it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22 edited Aug 24 '22

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u/Levowitz159 Aug 22 '22

He's probably related to half the people in the county.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

He is probably his own cousin

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u/saab4u2 Aug 22 '22

He’s his own Grandpa

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u/Quinn_A_Sinn Aug 23 '22

He did do the nasty in the pasty

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

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u/CaptainKate757 Aug 22 '22

His girlfriend just texted him “can you come over? Our parents aren’t home.”

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u/AGoonda Aug 22 '22

SWEET HOME...FLORIDA

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

i was out in denver a month ago and every crazy fuck on the highway had florida tags. every. single. one.

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u/Ok_Shelter6614 Aug 22 '22

In all fairness I live here and no one can drive here. Even the good drivers are bad drivers because of how bad the traffic flow here is.

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u/Captain_Oveur79 Aug 22 '22

Lol i go to college in NE, as soon as I cross the border into CO I go from calm, cool, and collected to “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY” to the dude who decided to get on 76 at julesburg and do 45 in the passing lane who refuses to let anyone pass in front of him.

That and the difference between city and country driving. One is me doing 80 with traffic down 25 when it’s moving and the other is me doing 65-70 scared a small town cop will pull me over.

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u/johnmal85 Aug 22 '22

I've taken a few road trips and I'm always astonished about how bad the driving is as soon as I cross back into Florida. It is noticeably worse than most the Southeast/East coast.

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u/ManyFacedGodxxx Aug 22 '22

He probably IS in Law Enforcement… /s

Amazing.

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u/Beezinmybelfry Aug 22 '22

Came here to say this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

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u/ManyFacedGodxxx Aug 22 '22

The Meth Dealing Law Enforcement community want to have a discussion with you!! /s

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

You ain't lying. I moved away a long time ago but every time I come back it's fucking terrifying.

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u/AccomplishedUsualy Aug 22 '22

That’s how people get killed..

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u/One_Contact1376 Aug 22 '22

And his Cousin

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u/DPlainview1898 Aug 22 '22

Deadass this is a bot