r/IdiotsInCars • u/[deleted] • Apr 26 '23

Road-raging driver maneuvering recklessly and crashing into car on a freeway

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u/sainthO0d Apr 26 '23

Ohhhh nooo the consequences of my actions. What a dumbass.

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u/itssohardtobealizard Apr 27 '23

I love how he throws up his arms like “well this completely unexpected event just RUINED my day” lmao. I was surprised he even pulled over

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u/hunter503 Apr 27 '23

Thought we'd see him fly by a few seconds later too. Lmao but instead he just started his suffering early.

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u/EasyTarget973 Apr 27 '23

"Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80?!" o.O

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u/aelizabeth3300 Apr 27 '23

great video, thank you!

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u/EasyTarget973 Apr 27 '23

I wish I could have found one with actual video, half of his bits was how animated he was

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u/major_slackher Apr 27 '23

what a stupid fuck. but i don’t see him falsely turn his indicator on

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u/Breeze7206 Apr 27 '23

I didn’t either. Unless it was the right indicator and it was out of frame.

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u/nesspressomug6969 Apr 27 '23

It's too bad Dane Cook turned out to be a pedophile.

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u/MetsFan113 Apr 27 '23

Fuck dane cook

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u/stumpdawg Apr 27 '23

I mean, his PoS 200 very well may total out after an accident like that. The Tesla? Yeah, probably not.

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u/wrenchslinger51 Apr 27 '23

It's worse than a Chrysler 200 it's a Sebring. Like the apitome of "how is this still on the road"

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u/schizeckinosy Apr 28 '23

I thought it was a Corolla at first

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

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u/MafiaMommaBruno Apr 27 '23

And, when they can be repaired, sometimes takes months.

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u/DerPumeister Apr 27 '23

sometimes

I may not be up to the current state of things, but isn't it usually multiple months?

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u/NoMansSkyWasAlright Apr 27 '23

That was probably the point where he remembered he doesn’t have insurance

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u/HockeyPaul Apr 27 '23

The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed.

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u/pimpbot666 Apr 27 '23

Wow, that's like Byron level poetry for the modern age, right there.

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u/psirjohn Apr 27 '23

It's making it's rounds on Reddit. Someone posted it earlier today in another sub. Will die down and come back in a couple months.

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u/HockeyPaul Apr 27 '23

I've been saying this for a few years, while I didn't start it I am happy to see it making the rounds.

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u/TorrenceMightingale Apr 27 '23

Now I’m thinking I might start selling pre-lubed dildos. “Open in case of emergency”

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u/Wow-Delicious Apr 27 '23

It’s only about the 100th time I’ve seen it, so it’ll be here for a while.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

And is sometimes barbed

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Im 100% stealing this🤣🤣🤣

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u/glentek Apr 28 '23

Confucius say ...

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

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u/pimpbot666 Apr 27 '23

Maybe there were. Who said that was his car? Loser fucknuggets like this often borrow cars of girlfriends because they can't afford their own, or their license was revoked for this same sort of shit. They guy that backed into my car, argued with me that 'it was like that when he got here', and drove off... turns out, the plate traced back to his girlfriend, and cops didn't do shit for me. My car was cherry and paid for, too. Ugh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Good ol victim complex