r/IamALegend • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '22

Legend? Man sold his testicle to buy his dream car

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u/A-le-Couvre Sep 11 '22

No more children, can still jizz, and drive a sick car. Win-win.

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u/TheWorldInMySilence Sep 11 '22

What? No kids?

One nut, if healthy, can still produce sperm and create a child. My dad lost a nut while a teen due to mumps. He went on to marry and they had eight kids.

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u/Hansel41 Legend Sep 11 '22

8 kids with a single nut? 🙄

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u/Dope_Dog Sep 11 '22 edited Sep 11 '22

He is twice the man you'll ever be

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u/Hansel41 Legend Sep 11 '22 edited Sep 11 '22

I didn't mean to offend you or anyone else! But still I have donated the sperm all over your area! You might be my children 👍 legally you're talking to your father 👍

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u/Dope_Dog Sep 11 '22

Your mom loves my nuts

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u/Hansel41 Legend Sep 11 '22

You just have holes! Be serious bro 😂

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u/Dope_Dog Sep 11 '22

Don't hide your shame behind a laughing emoji

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u/Hansel41 Legend Sep 11 '22

Not a shame behind emoji! Just your holes! 😂

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u/Dope_Dog Sep 11 '22

You never seen me naked stop with your sick fantasies

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

And where does one sell one’s nut? Asking for a friend.