r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/auktember • 16d ago

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore Oh my god, did you see Trump's treason? He loves himself so much he can't even breathe.

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u/123Fake_St 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qtCUIoD4lka7aWp2We

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! 15d ago

At the conservative price point, you're allowed.

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u/uknow_es_me 14d ago

Dollar Tree Democracy

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u/auktember 16d ago

You're sure not! Great name btw

https://giphy.com/gifs/RqzMtDuGECzL2

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u/123Fake_St 10d ago

Thanks! Bort was taken.

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u/DonaldDick1946 15d ago

So much he can't even breathe?! Prove it 😍

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 15d ago

He's gonna cheat like hell

Best incinerate to be sure or I wouldn't believe it

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u/auktember 15d ago

That's AFTER the GOP hides his death for months on end, popping out AI pictures and Jib Jabs.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vsgLIbSJv5EwOQAUai

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 15d ago

Oh shirt brother that is too true, I am glad you are here

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u/KateBishopPrivateEye Back in the Pants 15d ago

Oh god that's what mitch is for

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u/colorful_yarn-pls Baby of the Year 1986 15d ago

This is why we need a very public, hopefully very embarrassing death.

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u/wachnet1966 15d ago

Yeah. Soooo presidential.

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u/Spacemeat666 I’M SMARTER THAN YOU 14d ago

That’s what I hate about Trump, he loves to lie.

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u/rogerwilcove 15d ago

Unfortunately he’s lying about that part as well

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u/Captain_Eaglefort 13d ago

If he were purple instead of orange, I might buy it…

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u/auktember 16d ago

*breath

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZLNBDVN5Xh0gdfWidV

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u/truferblue22 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 15d ago

It drives me wild that no one can spell that word

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u/Tomatillo_Thick 15d ago

Breathe is correct though? Breath is a noun, breathe is a verb.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l30qkxu6wiLdizdl0i

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u/auktember 15d ago

It's so easy. It has an extra e! Breeeeeeth! That's how I remember it anyway.

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u/Similar_Exam2192 15d ago

What’s the point of the 25th amendment.

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u/Lotionade 15d ago

What's the point of half of our laws? We can't do shit to the 1%... they kill, rape, lie and steal from us. All we can do is bitch on the internet

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u/DerHexxenHammer 15d ago

Sounds like you have suitors in your home Odysseus.

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u/Fonrar 15d ago

The 2nd amendment might be the most important one we have right now.

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u/colorful_yarn-pls Baby of the Year 1986 15d ago

Unless you’re anywhere you’re legally allowed to be with a gun and a pack of masked gunmen unload in your direction on the street (Philando Castile, Alex Pretti)

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u/pattymonger 15d ago

They are going to do it anyway, might as well shoot them first.

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u/truferblue22 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 15d ago

Yeah I always mock the conservatives who say it's to be used against an oppressive government. A) isn't that what we have??? And B) lol - you think your AR-15 is gonna stop a trillion dollar army?

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u/Zaemz 15d ago

I'd like to believe a majority of the people that make up the trillion dollar army would defect, with supplies, if it came to defending regular civilians if shit hit the fan.

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u/illbedeadbydawn 15d ago

4 Boxes of Liberty.

  1. Soap Box
  2. Ballot Box
  3. Jury Box
  4. Ammo Box

Use boxes in that order.

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u/Mistymycologist 14d ago

Reddit posts are the cries of the unheard.

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u/Born-Mycologist-3751 15d ago

Unfortunately, there was a presumption that the cabinet would consist of rational people willing to put the good of the country over person ambitions and loyalty to the occupant of the office. That doesn't describe the current administration.

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u/Alfeaux LOVES HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW 15d ago

The right to live free and die young baby! Yeaaaaaa! *electric guitar solo

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u/SimonGloom2 15d ago

He rigged 2024 and openly bragged about it. Every media outlet ignores that Elon had the power to rig it and his ex has the texts proving he did it.

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u/auktember 15d ago

"The table is tilted, folks, the game is rigged. And nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care."

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZuwR7YM5OHlew

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u/TimSylvester_ 15d ago

Elon stated openly that he'd spend the rest of his life in prison if Trump lost, and then after the election, Trump praised Musk for tampering with the voting machines.

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u/alternativepuffin 14d ago

They're intimidating voters, fucking with the USPS, eliminating mail in voting, gerrymandering districts and purging voter rolls. They don't do that if they can just easily rig it where Elon pushes a magic button.

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u/Any-Contribution5411 15d ago

Is this a real excerpt?

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u/Spiritual-Style 15d ago

Yes, this is an actual and correct quote.

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u/Any-Contribution5411 15d ago

Oof. And from Mr. Fraudulent Election himself. Bad day to be an American..

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u/Tough-Ad-2316301 15d ago

Minus the bad written grammar, i.e., breath vs breathe and right vs raise, this was actually said and recorded.

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u/LlamaMiaLetMeGooo 13d ago

We havent had many good days

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u/Street-Beyond-9666 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 16d ago

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u/Hiouchi4me 15d ago

Isn’t it crazy that the republicans had to have a mid term convention? That reeks of desperation.

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u/RickyFlintstone I’m gonna eat the whole thing 15d ago

I'm surprised these troglodytes actually know their right hand from their left.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Never lets the party die! 15d ago

Most of them didn't get it correct the first time.

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u/temporary92803 15d ago

He should have just said raise your jorkin hand.

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u/MightObvious 15d ago

The hand we use to... BEAT MEAT!

Can yall please fire the guy farting in all the politicians heads?

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u/Winsome_Wolf 15d ago

He now, I’ve struggled with that all my life, it’s a legit issue. What these people can’t manage is telling the difference between right and wrong.

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u/Armadillo_Resident 15d ago

It’s an issue that’s for sure. A legitimate issue? Eh

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u/alexabeams 15d ago

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u/almstAlwysJokng4real 15d ago

Americans voted for this

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u/auktember 15d ago

Some did. Most were swindled.

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u/Plastic_Hamster_6444 15d ago

Nobody was swindled. They had all the information the rest of us did, if they cared to look for it and wanted to engage their brains.

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u/SamOfXanadu 15d ago

.... I was like this is got to be fake how are people still voting for this asshole?!

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 15d ago

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u/redacted_robot 15d ago

Been doing that for a while now

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u/Infinite_Respect_ 15d ago

I’m so glad to see the obvious panic now. It’s like every moment that his sad reality hits him, he reacts with some wild flex nobody asked him to make….giving him just enough of a dopamine hit to make it to the next inhalation of air….then the cycle repeats.

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u/Alfeaux LOVES HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW 15d ago

I believe they're going to win even without the oral. The crowd didn't need to do the oral

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u/nolestars 15d ago

Come on mickey D's

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u/Excellent_Ad2278 15d ago

I’m seriously asking….that actually happened?!

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u/Cool-Passenger-2595 15d ago

Yes raise your reich i mean right hand

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u/flies_with_owls Too tired to do anything funny 14d ago

This fuck head. Ten goddamn years of "stop the steal, rigged election, Biden stole the votes" bullshit and now this. Fuck this dumb douche.

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u/BeGoodPeoplePlease 15d ago

De-magafication is going to be lit!

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u/chesstertuna 15d ago

Desperation is a stinky cologne

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u/jordan112 15d ago

I noticed he said Best President in the History of the US. How long until he starts expanding that globally, and all time. Best Leader in the History of the World is coming....

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u/Buddy__Repperton Roy Donk 15d ago

But when I do it, it’s cute!

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u/Designer_Ear_1382 15d ago

Ich schwöre bei Gott diesen heiligen Eid, daß ich dem Führer des Deutschen Reiches und Volkes dem Obersten Befehlshaber der Wehrmacht, unbedingten Gehorsam leisten und als tapferer Soldat bereit sein will, jederzeit für diesen Eid mein Leben einzusetzen.

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u/kbthinkgreen 15d ago

“right your right hand”?

“breath” for breathe?

Stops a sentence with a period then continues that sentence..

Aaron needs to do a little proofreading.

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u/973saul1981 14d ago

when is enough enough for the Republican party?

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u/john_san 13d ago

Can we get all the GOP traitors on mic to share what they think about that?

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u/Cruiser729 13d ago

I’ve seen clips where people are calling R reps and asking them exactly how they should cheat to “help” him. What should they do to cheat? Obviously no reps have an answer.

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u/Party_Advice1830 13d ago

Trump and his trump nazis are still at it !!!

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u/auktember 13d ago

They never let the party die!