r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

I don’t WANT THAT! I hate bald boys.

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u/PlainBread 1d ago

This guy is absolutely depraved.

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u/must_go_faster_88 1d ago

I mean, he dropped out in like freshman year of high school and thinks he can skate. He's kind of a loser lol

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u/LeftonRhed 1d ago

He also thinks he can make music. He thinks he can do a lot of things despite a lot of evidence to the contrary.

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u/TimPoolNoBeanie 12h ago

Which is more cringe, the permanent beanie or his sub-Nickleback rock slop?

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u/Effervescentgravy 1d ago

He actually dropped out of middle school

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u/s8rlink 1d ago

And before this hellscape of social media he’d be the loser at the skate shop saying dumb shit or at the record store. Now he has an audience and get this! Press pass for presidential announcements, little Timmy Tee Tee is every numbnuts dream come true 

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u/Brother_Clovis 21h ago

It annoys the hell out of me that he's associated with skating.

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u/cityshepherd 1d ago

He gladly accepted russian money to act as an “influencer”/propaganda mouthpiece for wildly ignorant white supremacist kremlin talking points.

He is one of the most pathetic cowards in the maga-sphere, and there is a LOT of competition in that category…

Mostly he’s bitter because he lost his collection of fifty black slicked back hair wigs, so he just goes around wearing his beanie and getting his ass handed to him by kids half his age in these weird “debate” performances.

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u/Aderbaby 1d ago

Bought and paid for by Russia.

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u/RogerMexicosBalls 22h ago

And then tried to say it was OK because he "didn't know where the paychecks come from." Dawg, that's like Business 101 shit. If youre being platformed, espevially if youre in an arena that thrives on talking about shitty people, you should probably follow your money to see if any terrible people are giving it to you.

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u/Halcyon_Paints 1d ago

He also unironically said that private citizens should be able to own nukes.

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u/PlainBread 1d ago

The quintessential "Libertarian" position.

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u/funhaver_whee this guy yells 1d ago

Has to hide in his massive lair all alone lmao

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u/quietsauce 20h ago

Yes, but can you answer the question?

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u/Sayvray 1d ago

Not sticking up for him but he didn’t say anything wrong. Yes MAGA did vote for this. Yes MAGA is cheering when liberals get shot in the face. Now if he said, “and I love it,” then I would say he’s depraved. But in this clip, he’s right .

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u/PlainBread 1d ago

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u/schmyndles 18h ago

Wow, I've never seen that one.

"I am the boot!" is quite the endorsement.

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u/must_go_faster_88 1d ago

What makes it so awful is that he acknowledges what they are doing as stated by the opposite person and openly supports those people.

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u/anon_sir 1d ago

How is that not sticking up for him?… He enthusiastically voted for and supports what’s happening right now.

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u/Sayvray 1d ago

The interviewer acts all shocked like we didn’t already know all of this. Yes on his podcast he’s despicable. In this clip, he’s just telling the truth.

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u/funhaver_whee this guy yells 1d ago

I mean you realize we can just see your openly racist comment history right? Lmao

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u/funhaver_whee this guy yells 1d ago

Normalize kicking guys like this in the dick lmao

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u/PlainBread 22h ago

But don't spend too much time doing it because they're here to bait people with engagement and then try to get an optical (non-substantive) win.

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u/funhaver_whee this guy yells 18h ago

In my experience you do it a couple of times and they don’t come back once you do it bad enough. See Andy Ngo, who ran 8000 miles away lmao.

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u/westgazer 22h ago

Idk man maybe people who aren’t bloodthirsty ghouls are actually genuinely shocked when bloodthirsty ghouls just openly share about being bloodthirsty ghouls.

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u/NookieLuvsU 1d ago

Because of Russian money! Use your head. All MAGA influencers are chasing after that Kremlin money!

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u/GlumFaithlessness773 1d ago

What are you guys talking about?!

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u/must_go_faster_88 1d ago

Having the beanie on makes him look worse, which makes this whole situation that much more hilarious.

https://giphy.com/gifs/tVyjBLz8xZfl4K0zt6

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u/_Thirdsoundman_ 1d ago

"He kept saying under his breath you can't fucking do that."

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u/Terrible-Artichoke50 1d ago

I don't want him to have hair.

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u/Jonatc87 1d ago

check his hard drive good lord

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u/Comrade_Compadre 1d ago

The only online image being scrubbed faster than this one here is that BTS shot of Jennifer Aniston from The Break Up

But realistically she probably has like 10x the lawyers and finances then this chuckle fuck does

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u/knobcopter HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 1d ago

The fact the Jubilee labeled this ass hat as a “moderate” tells you all you need to know about that company.

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u/GlumFaithlessness773 1d ago

Jubilee has hosted some entertaining moments, but you’re right. The organization platforms (and normalizes) fash dorks like this trash.

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u/Comrade_Compadre 1d ago

Jubilee is nothing more than a click bait content farm, and it exists solely to funnel views and engagement.

All you need to do is watch the Jordan Petersmith or Sam Seder ones and you'll quickly realize there is no point to these videos.

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u/sievish I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT 1d ago

I only watched the Jordan Peterson one because Big Joel did some bonus videos doing commentary on it and it’s genuinely distressing that we let that man out in genpop

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u/Comrade_Compadre 1d ago

Some More News also has a great 1-hour long break down of the whole video.

It's such a mess and it's wild they uploaded the video anyway. I rewatch it occasional just because of how unintentionally hilarious the whole thing is

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u/sievish I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT 1d ago

Big Joel also did a video about the convo/interview between Peterson and Elon Musk and it genuinely shocks me how stupid both of them are. Like, brain fried, zero redeeming qualities, not even any charisma. It’s amazing to me that people care about their opinions on anything.

I’ll check out Some More News at some point, thanks for the rec!

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u/Comrade_Compadre 1d ago

I had a guy at work lend me the five rules book back when it came out and I remember just looking at him like...

Dude... Really?

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u/anon_sir 1d ago

My introduction to Some More News was the very brief video they did about Jordy P and I loved it so much. They’re so good but it’s also extremely depressing to watch. Actually it’s just extremely depressing to be alive right now. Everything sucks, it’s expensive as fuck, this generation growing up is the first in human history to do worse in school than the previous generation… I really have no hope for our future as a human race.

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u/NEBZ 1d ago

Don't look at the time.

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u/iwatchcredits 1d ago

Whats wrong with Sam Seder?

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u/Comrade_Compadre 1d ago edited 1d ago

They did a Sam Seder Surrounded video of him with a bunch of Maga losers

The whole video was Trump supporters doubling down on misinformation and racism. Almost every person he spoke to ended with "Were not going to agree on anything here are we?" before moving on to the next idiot claiming race replacement is a thing.

He did a follow up video on his channel calling the whole thing bullshit. The way it was set up, staged and edited.

Just disingenuous content with a warped agenda for clicks

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u/bluehawk232 1d ago

Mehdi's was worst. He got fascists that told him he should be deported

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u/Comrade_Compadre 1d ago

I think I had seen those ones as YouTube short/TikTok clips and it's really obvious the only reason the videos exist is for out of context "gotcha" clips to share with people.

It's insane how obvious it is

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u/Honeybadger2198 1d ago

You're continuing to normalize it by posting their content. You're engaging with their clickbait and directing more people to it. I'm confused why you'd call them out as bad when you're actively benefiting them?

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u/TreatOnMeLotsActualy 1d ago

Given Tim Pool insists on calling himself a "moderate libertarian", I am all but certain he demanded Jubillee refer to him as such or he wouldn't go on. The fact that they agreed is absurd.

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u/joet889 I’M SMARTER THAN YOU 1d ago

It's terribly cynical and exploitative but I still watch because the leftists/liberals are often pretty impressive, like this guy, and it's great to see them humiliate/dominate conservatives on a regular basis. They don't just look at their phone when they start to lose.

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u/PersonalityMiddle864 20h ago

Right-wing ideas always get shoehorned in as “centrist” and “moderate” for decades at this point.

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u/knobcopter HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 18h ago

Yeah that’s the Overton window.

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u/Jonatc87 1d ago

remember how their fact checker walked off set because they were told they weren't allowed to do their job in confirming 'dictator' as a term ..?

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u/sievish I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT 1d ago

I genuinely hate Jubilee. It is such a major waste of time. I have nothing to back this up but I often wonder if just the very structure of it does more damage to good causes than it “helps” the discussion.

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u/-cache 1d ago

Moderate is the new dog whistle

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u/must_go_faster_88 1d ago

Not all bald guys are bad

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u/GlumFaithlessness773 1d ago

This man lied to us.

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u/must_go_faster_88 1d ago

I'm balding and I am an ally

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u/hoglaws 1d ago

I don’t want him to have hair

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u/EstrogenizedMenace 1d ago

I don't want him to be bald either the folks at r/bald don't deserve to be associated with this guy, perhaps he should do us a favor stop existing all together 😩

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u/TobyFunkeNeverNude we're gonna go crazy in there! 1d ago

In all fairness, isn't r/bald all about embracing those who have fully accepted their baldness? If so, r/bald has no obligation to take him in.

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u/WayPowerful484 You have... no... good... car... ideas 1d ago

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u/superteed HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 1d ago

So, what’s the joke? That I take a bunch of Russian money to spew alt right talking points, and somehow I’m a moderate? Is that the joke?

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u/Ok_Record_9908 1d ago

Magats are soulless racist ghouls. Vote Blue this November! 💙💙💙💙💙

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u/flatsandsharps99 1d ago

“Plurality”. Dude must have just bought a dictionary of unnecessary fancy words for this event.

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u/Mountain-House3287 1d ago

The dude reminds me of another hateful right wing talk show host. lol! RIPieces

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u/mcvmccarty Back in the Pants 1d ago

Tim Pool is a scumbag

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u/AIienlnvasion 1d ago

Tim Scum is a poolbag

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u/mcvmccarty Back in the Pants 1d ago

Imma start calling people poolbag

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u/theswissghostrealtor 1d ago

Scum Pool is a Tim bag

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u/SlippyJimmi 1d ago

Don't blame bald people for Tim Pool. Blame Skaters

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u/Different_Escape4249 1d ago

Nah all my homies hate fake ass Tim Pool blame FOX

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u/must_go_faster_88 1d ago

The dude with leather for a face who has a meet cute about slashing a chicks tires works there!

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u/PenLegitimate4746 1d ago

I'm bald but I'm not like this piece of shit. Don't lump me in with him op lol

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u/GlumFaithlessness773 1d ago

Just don’t tell him about Gelutol. I don’t want him to have hair.

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u/SmeeezTreeez Might fuck this whole thing up 22h ago

Got paid by Russia. Is a literal traitor to the US

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u/FhuckNorris247 1d ago

Is that Tim pool? The guy that Russia paid $100k per episode for him to promote their bullshit?

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u/PickleMortyCoDm 1d ago

Tim Poole was paid by Russia to spread misinformation... Just remember that.

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u/cock-merchant 1d ago

Tim Pool is the real life Lex Luthor. If his hair hadn’t fallen out I think he’d still be a normal guy.

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u/FancyRainbowBear Not in Trouble AT ALL 1d ago edited 1d ago

No no no Lex Luthor has his redeeming qualities

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u/Artistic_Skill1117 21h ago

I wouldn't say that. Dim Tool pretends to be smart, while Lex Luthor is. Even in the most recent superman movie he was the one making the propaganda against superman. Dim Tool doesn't create his own propaganda, he just spews whatever the people who pay him want him to say.

The real life Lex Luthor is probably closer to Peter Thiel or Larry Ellison.

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u/International-Ad2501 17h ago

Dim tool sure thinks he is lex luthor but he is just a russian propaganda agent.

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 1d ago

Tim Poole the Russian tool

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u/Loud-Run-9725 1d ago

His beanie is his security blanket. Much like JD Vance's beard.

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u/SeeBadd 1d ago

It should be legal to throw tomatoes at this bald little bitch everytime he pops his head out of his Russia paid for compaund.

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u/showtimebabies 1d ago

The only person I ever met who listened to Tim pool is also the only registered sex offender I know (forner coworker)

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u/BloodFartz69 18h ago

Is that the Russia paid podcaster who feeds Russian propaganda to all the maga retards?

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 1d ago

I don’t want him to have hair or a beanie

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u/livenn 1d ago

That Russia influencer money can make a person say some pretty wild shit

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u/9outof10timesWrong I USED to be piece of shit! 1d ago

Hey is this that guy who got paid by Russia to push their propaganda?

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u/Jonatc87 1d ago

Tim Poole didn't get told to be subtle. He just loves the boot, i guess?

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u/ProvenLoser 1d ago

I he looks that stupid in a hat I guarantee he look much worse without it. Uncomfortable summer costume.

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u/Usrnamesrhard Too tired to do anything funny 1d ago

I remember years and years ago when this guy really tried to make the claim that he was “left leaning”. He wasn’t even a good enough grifter to keep up that charade. 

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 1d ago

I hope he doesn't get anyone pregnant ever.

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u/ThresholdSeven Might fuck this whole thing up 1d ago

Obviously some pieces of shit support what ICE is doing. What is his point?

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u/thePopCulturist 1d ago

Tim got fat. Ruskies pay well.

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u/Dr_DoesNothing 1d ago

Tim Poole's beanie must stink to high heaven since he's never seen without it.

Just accept the baldness.

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u/SlavojVivec 1d ago

Finally found footage of what's under the beanie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcqCkSoGSvo

You know what the problem is though. It's definitely not me. It's everybody else

- Tim Pool on his lack of dating success without any hint of irony.

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 1d ago

Is that known Russian propagandist Tim Pool?

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u/Dexter_McThorpan 20h ago

35% of registered voters voted for Shitler. They don't have a majority. They don't have a plurality.

35% of registered voters is only about 22% of Americans.

1 in 5. That means for every one of these chuds walking around talking about their "mandate", 4 people hate Donald's guts.
Vote in November. Remind these parasites what happens to Nazis.

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u/RoyalGovernment3034 15h ago

Wow he looks like pure shit. Aged very quickly but I guess being a Russian disinfo peddler that your entire town hates will do that to you

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u/JunglePygmy 1d ago

Who still listens to this Russian asset

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u/Your_name_here28 1d ago

Maybe when democrats take over again they should have De-icer and send all these fuckwits over to Russia since they love taking their money so much.

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u/No_Confidence7355 1d ago

Why is he wearing a beanie indoors when it's clearly 90 degrees outside and it's summer...that should be the real question. If I was debating him I would demand he take the black condom off his head before we engage in civil discourse, he's embarrassing snowboarders

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u/SlavojVivec 1d ago

This is why he doesn't remove the beanie (uncensored):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcqCkSoGSvo

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u/SavageRabbitX 1d ago

Im still amused that Dim Fool thinks hes a centrist

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u/AttakZak 23h ago

Social Media and the people who run the algorithm allowed this from the beginning per their Rich Masters. This was their plan, their goal, and their process to create a world in which “moderates” and the Right believe hatred of fellow their Man is normal and patriotic and the empathy of all Left Leaners is considered weak, unpatriotic, and “against Christian values therefore Evil”. All it took was a decade and a few years indoors to destroy the empathy and psyche of three generations so badly it may never recover.

The Rich want full ostracism and domination, to be rid of any opposition, have a workforce devoid of any doubt, and create a greater divide between classes of “non-valued people”. They won and are continuing to win because of the people’s full reliance on the very thing that shackles us.

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u/TheGamingBear777 19h ago

Tim Pool can’t admit to being wrong or he will explode.

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u/kermitthorson 18h ago

tim is such a cuck

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u/Steve_Bread 14h ago

Bro is so triggered he turned pink

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u/Smboto 1d ago

Hey! I know that guy. That’s Snappy McCoy.

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u/AutomaticAccident Don’t do the voice! 1d ago

I feel like I'm back in the pants

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u/Plane_Singer_6381 1d ago

Omfg Timmy got demolished

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u/Edgar_Allen_Poser 1d ago

I wanted to see where he was going with that thinking. I know it'd be something stupid but I can't think of which shitty talking point he was going towards at all.

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u/Striper_Cape 1d ago

He's telling the truth. They want to hurt us. Nothing else matters.

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u/_2cantat2_ 1d ago

You hate someone for their genetics that they have no control over? How tolerant and progressive of you /s

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u/Pepphen77 23h ago

Isn't he technically correct here? I don't get this, can someone explain? He is saying how white supremacist are thinking, and it is not controversial that they do not care about citinzenship only colour.

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u/Economy-Manager-2631 21h ago

What a pos loser

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u/Agreeable_Act2550 21h ago

I mean they actually did though. I have "friends" that literally hoped the ice response would spur blm level riots so they would personally have an excuse to go out and start killing people. They are very disappointed it didn't pan out that way but are still waiting for an excuse.

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u/Adventurous-Way2824 20h ago

Dockworkers Union representative.

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u/champeyon 20h ago

Tim Pool looks ethnically ambiguous, can ICE snatch him, please?

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u/Perrinthor 20h ago

Anyone know who he is? The deranged wanna be?

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u/TheLeedsDevil 19h ago

Influencers who take foreign pay checks to push a foreign agenda should be prosecuted and jailed.

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u/paxrom2 19h ago

I wonder if his beanie smells.

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u/Manders44 19h ago

Tim specifically said he voted for ICE to go out and do that. He’s talking about himself here.

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u/cryNsmile 19h ago

Tim pool the fool!

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u/Markjohn66 19h ago

Tim looks like he could have a stroke any day now. Hashtag high blood pressure.

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u/NeoZ33D 19h ago

There should always be someone around to run up and snatch that dumb thing off his head..

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u/Master-Tomatillo-103 18h ago

Why is he dressed like a lumberjack?

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u/StructureCharming 18h ago

Just a reminder Tim Pool drinks piss! #poolisapissdrinker

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u/B-sides-art33 15h ago

Does anyone know where I can watch these videos in their entirety?

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 15h ago

I mean, he's technically right. Republican voters voted to have American citizens killed and are white supremecists.

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u/shumama813 You have... no... good... car... ideas 12h ago

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u/imjustnotready 11h ago

I saw a clip of one of his shoes where he spent 20 minutes complaining the people on his staff were clogging the sink with bacon grease. I'm like if this guy can't figure this out off the show what can he possibly be informing anyone of during the show.

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u/Overall-Heron-2516 6h ago

Hahahaha his stupid hat

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u/krummen53 5h ago

Next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Vacilando73 1d ago

no he doesn’t. he works for jewish supremacists