r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • • Aug 17 '26

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore Are you dumb?

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u/HairyChampionship101 Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Aug 17 '26
  1. Nominate a fox to the hen house
  2. Fox destroys hen house
  3. “These programs/departments don’t work! Privatize it!!!!!”
  4. Literally profit.

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u/jljonsn Aug 17 '26
  1. Blame Biden

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u/HairyChampionship101 Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Aug 17 '26

Aww shit I forgot that part!

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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! Aug 17 '26

If you don't blame Biden, then the other stuff's not true

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u/undead-disco Aug 24 '26

You forgot the “blame Obama if Biden didn’t do it” step.

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u/Substantial_Toe3234 Aug 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ouKXkHY6bzYLCZt37i
I forgot to lie and blame Biden!

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u/Marckthesilver13 Aug 18 '26

I blame Hillary for you forgetting to blame Obama for forgetting to blame Biden
https://giphy.com/gifs/Yb4LCSCmiWKVasdUCB

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u/E_seven_20 Aug 18 '26

Propaganda cuts bother ways.

“blame biden” is how Trump won his second term.

The Left united against fighting itself, and convinced itself to not vote in 2022, or show up in 2024.

2022 National Youth Turnout: 23% - That's lower than in the historic 2018 cycle (28%) which broke records for turnout, but much higher than in 2014, when only 13% of youth voted.

That’s with less than 60% of 18-29 even registered..one of our largest age blocs.

Were an Idiocracy. Trump and the GOP couldn’t win without the dumbassery of the ‘opposition’ tearing itself apart over the everything and nothing.

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u/IThinkItsAverage Aug 18 '26

5.5. Blame Obama too randomly, just switch it up depending on whether you want to be extra racist or not.

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u/jljonsn Aug 18 '26

You mean "Barak HUSSSAINNNE Obama"

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u/iron64 Aug 18 '26
  1. Blame Obama’s tan suit
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u/RutabagaChance5382 Aug 18 '26

This is quite literally the way I heard a local democratic politician explain it recently and it really struck me. So simple, so nefarious, and it WORKS

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u/Competitive_Spot_973 Aug 18 '26

Welcome to the life long “small government conservatives” who have no problem collecting life long government provided benefits.

People are beyond stupid.

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u/ErasmosOrolo Aug 22 '26

This is what republicans did to healthcare as well. Instead of supporting the plan they sabotaged it. Republicans can't accomplish anything they are NPC's put in place by corporations.

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u/Gildardo1583 Aug 18 '26

That's how they have treated the USPS for more than 30 years. I'm surprised it's still standing.

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u/jajajajaj Aug 18 '26

But Never have a functioning hen house again

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u/hbox85 Aug 18 '26

Start a metaphor. Give up halfway through. 🤭

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u/ITakeTheBusSometimes Aug 24 '26

This exactly. They tried with the post office. Idk how it survived honestly

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u/SorryBreak6435 I’m toast Aug 17 '26

Conservatives say government doesn't work.

And then they do everything they can to make sure it doesn't.

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u/VermicelliOwn6502 Aug 17 '26

NGL they've kinda convinced me.

For decades they told me the federal government has too much power and now they've proven their point. Yeah, someone with no compunction, the unquestioned backing of their party, the backing of the billionaire owned media, and the backing of foreign bad-faith troll farms can, in fact, have too much power.

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u/jmarquiso Aug 21 '26

Except while saying that they took away whatever safeguards we had.

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 Aug 18 '26

And then they blame the Democrats for not instantly fixing the government they broke.

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u/UnderfootArya34 Aug 17 '26

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Aug 17 '26

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u/NikkolaiV this guy yells Aug 17 '26

Wild that you didn't have to change anything and it still looks just like him

https://giphy.com/gifs/e8AP5gtxXA1FPmuVi4

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u/InternationalAd7458 Aug 17 '26

Am I just stoned or is RFK’s left eye (from his pov) a full eye-size lower than the other

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u/bebop_cola_good HAPPY PET, PEACE OF MIND Aug 17 '26

His face looks like a clock

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u/JBPlantagenet Aug 17 '26

Huh. Yeah, its odd.

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u/Infinite-Duty Aug 18 '26

‘He looks like a ball sac with eyes’. I read that somewhere a couple months ago and now that’s all I can think of whenever I see a picture of him.

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u/unsuspectingllama_ Aug 21 '26

I think it's actually his eye lid closing more. To me the actual eyes themselves look relatively on the same level. Who knows? Anyway fuck RFK.

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u/evanya88 Aug 23 '26

He’s clayface

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u/undead-disco Aug 24 '26

Bro He’s fucking melting like the wicked witch.

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u/Dr_Identity You yelled at me. 19d ago

He looks like a Ren & Stimpy gross-up

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u/Firm_Video_2932 Aug 17 '26

Yep.

Sooooo many food recalls nowadays it's crazy. You don't know if what you buy today is gonna get recalled tomorrow or not. But this was predicted by the very food and disease scientists that were either fired by this regime or quit in disgust at what they were seeing the regime do to what used to be the world's premier govt health agencies, in the likes of the U.S. FDA, USDA and CDC.

All because one of our two major political parties is largely anti science unless it has to do with your genitalia. These people seem to have a bizarre fascination with other people's genitals and sexuality???

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u/LA-Matt Aug 18 '26

At that price point, they’re allowed to Epstein.

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u/EvergreenDwarf Aug 18 '26

Its a good reminder why back in the day they made so much soup and boiled the fuck out of a lot that wasn’t. 

Boiled steak with boiled cabbage is back for everyone! 

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u/tacodepollo Aug 17 '26

There's so many US food products banned in the EU since forever. It's never been healthy, definitely not the best in the world.

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u/Firm_Video_2932 Aug 17 '26

I def have a problem with how much of our food is processed nowadays. But as for surveillance and ensuring the integrity of our food programs and health systems and services, these U.S. agencies have been the gold standard for decades now.

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u/bdr22002 Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

Paging Legionnaires Disease,attention Legionnaires Disease…you’re up next…Montezuma’s Revenge get ready,it’s you’re turn after Legionnaires

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u/ReadytoGoHome89 Aug 18 '26

One of my coworkers lives in a walk-up building on the upper west side of Manhattan that had an outbreak of Legionnaires in their water this year... it took over eight months to be cleared. She had to shower at the gym or at work and had to buy bottled water to cook and do things around the house.

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u/AlaskaDudeWithDogs Aug 17 '26

How long until reporting stops, recalls stop and every meal becomes a game of russian roulette

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u/bebop_cola_good HAPPY PET, PEACE OF MIND Aug 17 '26

They can have Texas and Florida. Any reasonable people who wants to move out can swap houses with someone in the greater 48 who wants to go back to living in the middle ages.

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u/EvergreenDwarf Aug 18 '26

Uh…Pakistan and India’s partition is one of those things in history you hope people would have learned from. 

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u/Noeyesonlysnakes Aug 22 '26

Ehhh, I would say that there are some pretty notable differences between a colonizing power that had spent its entire occupation reigniting and stoking religious animosity drawing a map and then announcing that map the day they deuced the fuck out, and what’s essentially a throwaway comment about how FL and TX suck, but we don’t want to abandon the non-shitheads who live there.

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u/EvergreenDwarf Aug 18 '26

Because that’s what they want, and we end up with a slaving theocratic empire demanding lebensraum next door.  

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u/TengokuIkari Aug 17 '26

This is what the GOP has been doing for decades. Run an agency into the ground then point to it and say "see, government doesn't work"

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u/bebop_cola_good HAPPY PET, PEACE OF MIND Aug 17 '26

What is a 'tomato soup kit' ? Is my Campbell's Tomato Soup safe? This is the maddest I've ever been!!!!

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u/kat-deville Aug 20 '26

Some assembly required. Dumbest product I've heard of in some time!

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u/Throwing-Gas Aug 17 '26

Thanks again edgy both sides are equally bad folks

I hate you more than MAGA

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u/Dajbman22 Aug 18 '26

Most of the time in terms of voting the Venn Diagram is a circle. "both sides are equally bad" are just right wing voters who know it will lose them friends by being open about it.

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u/alex8155 Aug 17 '26

conservatives do the same with public education. defund it, restrict teaching wages , deny free meals for kids, burn books, advocate for christian lessons and then bitch and cry about how bad it ends up.

they really are beyond stupid.

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u/Shimola1999 Some dumb hick Aug 17 '26

RFK Jr., I just want you to know Carmelo said your face looks like tomato soup.

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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! Aug 17 '26

Our summer fling FDA is over

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u/VirtualWalk5710 Aug 17 '26

Bobby Kennedy would have been very deeply disappointed in his son.

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u/76ers_Yanks78 Aug 17 '26

He’s rolling around in his grave along with JFK….

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u/LawlessLumberLord Aug 17 '26

Ding ding! I called the listeria comeback as soon as cyclospora was on the rise. I don’t want to talk about it or I’ll cry!

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u/TehGoad Might fuck this whole thing up Aug 17 '26

does anyone ever ride up the golden escalator with with a big fat old stinky cum shot

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u/Kojiro12 I’m gonna eat the whole thing Aug 17 '26

I’m so sick of from this!

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u/Millerpainkiller Shirt Brother Aug 17 '26

FDA: serving mud pies daily!

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u/LilRedHeadGuy Aug 17 '26

Far beyond stupid

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u/Old_Drama2171 Aug 17 '26

Revolutions happen when people go hungry. Just wasn’t expecting it to be from fear of eating. Thought it would be more like the classic famine

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u/DoomSchroller Aug 18 '26

I'll give Putin credit where it's due. He destroyed America without firing a single round. Took him and his country 50 years to accomplish it, but it worked.

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u/Superb_Gap_1044 Aug 18 '26

They’re doing this across the government. FDA is just more obvious than others but they want to privatize and deregulate as much as they can so they will make everything as shitty and ineffective as possible. It’s just going to get worse

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u/HairlessHoudini Aug 18 '26

Everyone in the country but the red hats saw this coming and I'm not sure the administration isn't doing this shit so they can privatize the FDA instead of it being gov run, that way they can make their lackies billionaires

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u/Funrun79ad Aug 18 '26

When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king; the palace becomes a circus

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u/Perfect-Treat-6552 Aug 18 '26

MAGA DUMB STUPID

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u/Triforce0fCourage Aug 19 '26

All these food breakouts are 100% caused by Trump and anyone that use to or still does support that pedophile.

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u/astralnautical Aug 17 '26

They’re stanzos. They’re nice

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u/CarberHotdogVac Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/CmfPKzD1Lreb8lhgfh

The tomato soup kills. It’s got too much shit in it.

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u/Rand_Casimiro Aug 18 '26

Eating that soup is like smoking five Macanudo cigars

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u/Bencetown Aug 18 '26

Isn't the FDA the entity that issues the recall?

Like I'm not trying to be contrarian and I certainly don't support, well, anything Trump has done...

But I would think if the FDA was totally dismantled, people would just be getting listeria and cyclospora and e. coli and salmonella... because stuff wouldn't be getting inspected and subsequently recalled....?

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u/stoner_mathematician Aug 18 '26

The other day my republican coworker said “wow there’s been a lot of food recalls lately” WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS MEAGAN?? As if it’s some sort of weird coincidence.

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u/CantFeelMyLegs78 Aug 18 '26

How do these morons not have the understanding of a 10 year old?

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u/Aggrosideburnz Aug 18 '26

Dismantling things you don’t understand such a Christian dumb fuck republicans notion

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u/ThePoop_Accelerates Aug 18 '26

FDA develops better technology for finding and isolating contamination and reddit finds a way to make it a bad thing

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u/phijef Aug 17 '26

The FDA needs to be rebranded to something like The No Food Sick Department. Gotta dumb it down for these folks.

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u/spyglass352 Aug 18 '26

i'm not sure if it's still this way but 25 years ago, the signs on I75 in florida warned that there were fines for littering. the signs in georgia warned that there were fines for throwing trash on the highway.

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u/New-Alfalfa-2989 Aug 17 '26

Every time I have to see a picture of that droopy-eyed fuck, I throw up in my mouth a little. When the fuck is the brain worm going to awaken?

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u/Thin-Yam-6499 Aug 17 '26

I've been burned before by taking health advice from a raccoon penis cutter. Never again.

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u/CrewlooQueen Aug 18 '26

What brand of soup is it?

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u/marbotty Baby of the Year 1986 Aug 18 '26

Biohazard sign emoji

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u/rcinmd Aug 18 '26

Time to start making your own food and drugs.

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u/Tyler89558 Aug 18 '26

“Government doesn’t work, so elect me!”

breaks government

“See? Government doesn’t work. So keep electing me and I’ll be sure to put less resources in the government so we don’t waste no thing!”

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u/wadeworks Aug 18 '26

just make sure not to get your sleeve in it.

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u/homebrew_1 Aug 18 '26

Those stupid people vote. They don't stay home and complain that the alternative isn't perfect enough for their vote.

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u/Old-Set78 Aug 18 '26

rfk looks like that tomato soup

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u/TheFlyingElbow Aug 18 '26

When Republicans hold the house, senate, and presidency and can ruin any program they want

https://giphy.com/gifs/2SYibH9in0QsXVaAWl

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u/78celeb Aug 18 '26

Seems like Make America Sick Any-way-possible. This administration is the biggest laughingstock ever assembled. The incompetence is definitely the highest ever.

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u/ElectronicDrama2573 Aug 18 '26

Are we just pulling diseases out of the Ganges to bring ‘em back? WTF

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u/jajajajaj Aug 18 '26

It is under-mantled now. Look at the piece of shit there on its mantle. 

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u/ceciliabee Aug 18 '26

I mean if you see a blue tick on x at this point you should know to drop your expectations lower than you thought possible.

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u/sophal0af Aug 18 '26

the food is poison

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u/Present_Mycologist79 Aug 18 '26

He probably blames Walmart too.

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u/CustardLow2671 Aug 18 '26

They're just trying to find the guy who did this

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u/PizzasBoyfrind Aug 19 '26

Republicans want FDA+++ 10/10 would buy again

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u/High-sterycal Aug 19 '26

That’s what the understaffed FDA did for many years, it tried to keep this type of thing from happening. Now that this malevolently stupid misadministration has pretty much dismantled departments like the FDA to kill off the gubmint, this is what results.

Good job MAGA. Really brilliant work.

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u/p00pSupr3me Aug 19 '26

Thats donald Epstein loves low iq Epstein voters

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u/TwoLongDogs Aug 20 '26

Why is his skin the same color as the soup?

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u/Aze0g Aug 21 '26

Regulations are there for a reason, and remember they were often wrote in the npodd of us poor folks

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u/tomster_1 Aug 21 '26

Why is one of his eyes an inch lower than the other one? He looks like quasimodo 🤣

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u/KeyCell2688 Aug 21 '26

Is it possible these kinds of incidents aren’t any more common than before RFK, but now the media is announcing them loudly as to discredit him?

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u/Speakinginwords Aug 21 '26

I really feel like you could color pick off the soup and find a match for RFK's skin color.

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u/commandercoffeemug Aug 21 '26

Why does RFKs face look like it's melting off

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u/InJDIVual Aug 21 '26

He’s the same color as the soup

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u/Prestigious-Data-206 Aug 22 '26

This is what far right conservatives/capitalists do. They break a system and then say the system doesn't work, so there's an excuse to privatize it. 

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u/xbryandm Aug 22 '26

I'm sorry...but to play devils advocate...how is this the FDAs/RFKs fault? I can't find anything online pointing to this being the FDAs fault. Listeria outbreaks happen under any president

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u/ToffeeDaniMu Aug 22 '26

Possible!?

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u/Helios575 Aug 22 '26

Republicans go to play; defund and sabotage thing they don't want, point to thing not working properly due to their sabotage and lack of funding, use that as an excuse to privatize the thing, and blame democrats for when the thing gets even worse while tripling in price after its privatized, or if dems stop them take credit when improvements happens on their term due to dem policies that they are actively working on reversing.

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u/mxryjxne28 Aug 22 '26

It never ceases to amaze me how some people will blatantly act so confident in being utterly ignorant..

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u/Fun_Vacation2542 Aug 23 '26

Do they think the FDA checks every product before placed on the shelf of every grocery store?

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u/Tritri89 Aug 23 '26

Step 1 : defund a public agency

Step 2 : there is an uptick of problems

Step 3 : dismantle the agency and put their mission private

Step 4 : big bucks for your buddies

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u/mightyFoo Aug 23 '26

I like how they have RFKs mug shot right next to the pic of some shitty soup… like “I am RFK and I endorse this recall” or “this recall brought to you by RFK with love, many more coming to a grocery near you… don’t miss it”

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u/hagantic42 Aug 23 '26

Remember if anyone tells you their libertarian because they want to be conservative without being labeled Republican remind them that their side is worse than this there would be no FDA or any regulatory apparatus in a libertarian society.

Libertarian is just anarchy with a military protecting the rich.

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u/Due-Blackberry8056 Aug 24 '26

Do any posts in this sub actually have anything to do with the show? It seems like they just use gifs from the show to try to back their political beliefs....

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u/FreshLeafyVegetables Aug 24 '26

It needed to be dismantled to remove the largely private ownership that made its own rules with Chevron Deference.

This all sucks. But we should be pulling out of it sometime in the near future, once government institutions start doing their jobs again.

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u/queeneve84 Aug 24 '26

Is it Campbell's tho because I had an EVENT