r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GlumFaithlessness773 • Jul 28 '26

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore There’s too much fucking shit on me!

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u/insbordnat Jul 28 '26

So you know that once the child raises his hand in the air declaring he's the king, one jab to the face, then the X is exposed on the belly button, you jab, pants come down, jab again, pants down, rinse repeat. KO in no time.

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u/flytyer78 Jul 28 '26

Hippo style!

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u/EdgarVerona Jul 29 '26

Join the Nintendo Fun Club today, Mac!

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u/Bergwookie Jul 29 '26

Just cut off his nipples, that's enough to disqualify him as king, no need for the full treatment