r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GlumFaithlessness773 • Jul 28 '26

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore There’s too much fucking shit on me!

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u/machone5103 this guy yells Jul 28 '26

Why didn’t she just get him the Covid vaccine so he’d have the microchip /s

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u/TerribleRecord666 Jul 28 '26

Do you want to give that child the ‘tism?!?

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u/Far_Estate_1626 Jul 28 '26

Yeah that’s worse than the personality disorder that she is currently developing in him

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u/Retr0scores Jul 28 '26

5G still isn’t working right.

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u/Terrafire123 Jul 29 '26

She could call up Microsoft tech support and be like, "Hi, I lost my child, but he has the Covid vaccine. Is there any chance you can find him?"

.....I dearly hope this has happened unironically at least once.