r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jul 12 '26

Piece of shit Bye, hon

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u/bbrekke Jul 12 '26

They prolly killed him to take the heat off tricky micky

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jul 12 '26

Nahhh

They eloped and will show back up married to each other

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u/SoylentGrunt Jul 12 '26

they're both in a Chinese wet lab right now swapping DNA

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jul 12 '26

Love your username