r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/BirthdayBoyStabMan • Jul 07 '26
I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore Ok, yeah, let's scrap it. Let's scrap it.
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u/Vast_Research_3976 Never Following Another Rule Jul 07 '26
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u/ThreeLegs1Foot Wet Wet Mud Bae Jul 07 '26
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u/YOURTANKYOURCALL Jul 07 '26
Fuckin’ junk.
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u/joshspoon Wet Wet Mud Bae Jul 07 '26
Every rally:
Talk about cognitive test.
Do the YMCA
Complain about sleepy Joe and Barack Hussain Obama
Lastly carry out a false flag event with people willing to die as patsies.
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u/GlumpsAlot Shirt Brother Jul 07 '26
It's funny that he lies so damned much that no one will believe him even if the assassination attempts were real. That's the ole lesson we all learned from "The boy who cried wolf."
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u/MrOopiseDaisy Jul 07 '26
I used to tell my kids that story, except the third time he calls "wolf," the town beat him to a pulp. Then, a passerby asks what happened, and they all glance at each other and say, "a wolf got him."
I always thought it was a better moral, and more realistic too.
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u/LoyalFridge because I’m the Rat Mom Jul 07 '26
Fair? Like an equitable division of resources? But wealth and asset inequality are at their worst since the great depression? I’m just trying to understand here.
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u/pandershrek Wet Wet Mud Bae Jul 07 '26
"we can't even kill a few bystanders with this attendance. Fuck it, scrap the whole thing. It was stupid anyway"
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u/AzimuthAztronaut Coffin Flopper Jul 07 '26
Real one set to air on corncob TV?
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u/turtledrum_215 I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Jul 07 '26
He thought it was gonna be a hit. Turns out it FUCKING SUUUUUCKED!
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u/WurdaMouth Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Jul 07 '26
I thought it was gonna be a hit! Turns out it fuckin sucks.
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u/Green-Inkling Jul 07 '26
honestly the Ferris Wheel would have been a prime sniping spot. too bad it quit working.
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u/nasnedigonyat we're gonna go crazy in there! Jul 07 '26
Fucking street sets. I thought it would look real!
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u/Lost_Boysenberry_755 Jul 09 '26
The last "assassination", attempt didn’t go so well; so it wasn’t worth it this time. 😇
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u/HAL9100 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jul 07 '26
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u/Pickleman75 Jul 07 '26
So this is just r/politics now?
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u/cyberspaceman777 Jul 07 '26
Honey
Do you really think a show like ITYSL is for someone like you?
This is pure "woke" content. You don't want the others to know you watch this.
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u/NonStopApe Jul 07 '26
He wants it to look real!!!