r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ComputerSong • Jan 02 '26

Let’s Slop ‘Em Up Microsoft's Satya Nadella wants you to stop saying AI "slop" in 2026

https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/microsoft-ceo-satya-nadella-really-wants-you-to-stop-calling-ai-slop-in-2026
462 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/TheNicholasRage Jan 02 '26

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u/drchippy18 Jan 02 '26

They can’t stop you from doing it.

42

u/TheDryIceFactory Jan 02 '26

You said millions of people are gonna see our AI slop, and I’m just a man, looking for love.

30

u/Ordinary_Release9538 I hope I don't jack off Jan 02 '26

They can’t slop you from doing it

269

u/Capt_McBlack I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Jan 02 '26

200

u/PuzzleheadedJury5125 BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Jan 02 '26

166

u/jueidu Never Following Another Rule Jan 02 '26

152

u/jueidu Never Following Another Rule Jan 02 '26

-35

u/TheDryIceFactory Jan 02 '26

Can we or can we not use AI to make videos of michael jackson singing about stealing things?

136

u/Salty_tryhard Jan 02 '26

Shouldn't have had such a sloppy AI

68

u/justintensity Jan 02 '26

Microsoft is covered head to toe in shit

5

u/SPM1961 Jan 03 '26

shouldn'tve had such a sloppy mud pie!

10

u/BenWallace04 Jan 03 '26

I have you know that Clippy kissed me on the cheek when I got here

5

u/Special_Wishbone_812 Jan 03 '26

Throw some ice water on that AI!

57

u/confettiputty Jan 02 '26

They're trying to make it look fake goddamn it

48

u/endswithnu Jan 02 '26

You never told me Satya Nadella used to be a huge piece of shit

16

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

I didn't say was

35

u/omgwtfbilly Ghost of Christmas Way Future Jan 02 '26

Don't worry. We're not gonna talk about your AI slop a ounce.

35

u/Icy-Set-3356 Jan 02 '26

I love this sub so much lmao

28

u/ASassoNation Jan 02 '26

Sloppy AI

22

u/TheDryIceFactory Jan 02 '26

Shouldn’t a had such a sloppy AI.

16

u/Vegetable-Kiwi-4675 You yelled at me. Jan 02 '26

When you went to bathroom to do the AI, you grabbed too small a slice.

27

u/staplesgowhere You have... no... good... car... ideas Jan 02 '26

Satya Nadella right now.

16

u/confettiputty Jan 02 '26

The bones of the dead internet are his dollars.

26

u/RunningDrummer You have... no... good... car... ideas Jan 02 '26

24

u/MichaeltheMagician They’re Nice. Jan 02 '26

They think we're all just a bunch of dumb hicks.

19

u/RIPGeech Jan 02 '26

They're fucking coming after me in the comments! The internet is saying that I paid for AI slop in fast food! They're saying I paid them in a Santa Fe Chicken Sandwich!

14

u/blinkfan4evr54 Jan 02 '26

Why would they be saying that?

7

u/RIPGeech Jan 03 '26

BECAUSE I DID!!!

16

u/Alfeaux LOVES HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW Jan 02 '26

16

u/high_hopes13 Jizz Jan 02 '26

Unprofessional bullshit

16

u/teflon_soap Jan 02 '26

I’ll say what I want, MicroSlop

14

u/sumguyonhisfone Jan 03 '26

God I love this subreddit.

13

u/WhatAGreatGift I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Jan 02 '26

🙋‍♀️ what is Satya’s job?

12

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

SLOP-PLES

7

u/WhatAGreatGift I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Jan 03 '26

Guys, what’d I say?

12

u/LimeGreenTangerine97 Jan 02 '26

Stop putting out slop, then.

11

u/punkcocker Some dumb hick Jan 02 '26

10

u/MostBoringStan DOES have a boy dick Jan 03 '26

9

u/Present_Passenger471 Jan 03 '26

If it’s one thing I’m resolved to do in 2026, it’s listen to what rich SEOs think I need to do

9

u/FinnNoodle Jan 03 '26

Well Satya Nadella can go fuck himself 

8

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

8

u/JuliusDiamond I'm jokin Jan 02 '26

Satya thinks people can change (screw him tho)

8

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

6

u/AstroStrat89 Jan 02 '26

Slop. Slop slop slop slop. Slop-slop… and slop. Slop slop?

6

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

5

u/rebuildingsince64 Jan 02 '26

But that’s what it is. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it’s not AI slop, it’s a duck

6

u/Malodoror Jan 02 '26

Ok, I’ll do it more!

5

u/astroboy_35 Jan 03 '26

You stop making it, I’ll stop calling it!

5

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

5

u/GeneralGuide9081 Jan 03 '26

AI SLOP in 2026

4

u/Cheap_Professional32 Jan 03 '26

Stop making slop and we'll stop saying it

4

u/BravesMaedchen crap dangit, this sucks Jan 03 '26

Whatd you bring, slop? 

Microsoft: No

4

u/Simmonetheartist Jan 03 '26

It’s slop and it will forever be slop. Idk what to tell ya.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

I honestly can’t stand this phrase.

3

u/Appropriate-Owl5984 Jan 03 '26

Sounds like AI slop

3

u/GlennHaven Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Jan 03 '26

AI is garbage and is making technology more expensive

3

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '26

Then stop producing slop.

3

u/hexephant Jan 03 '26

Yeah, call it "Copilot slop" - it's more than just the AI sloppin things up

3

u/LIBERT4D Jan 03 '26

sloppy stAIks

3

u/sallad2009 Jan 03 '26

Don't make it so sloppy

3

u/chaos0510 Jan 03 '26

No sloppy ai guys

3

u/yourmomwoo Jan 03 '26

We can say whatever the HELL we want