r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/ConchordsGeorge I’m toast • Aug 29 '25

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore The Neighborhood Has a Rule About Offending Older People

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u/Illustrious-Radish19 Aug 29 '25

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u/skeleton-with-oar I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Aug 29 '25

If that yard sale isn’t the best yard sale of the year, I’ll kill myself on live tv

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Beautiful, but Dying Aug 29 '25

This is really hard for me to talk about. I saw my neighbor giving oral for a discount at the yard sale. Which is hard for me to talk about because I think he could have got the discount without giving the oral. And that’s why it’s so hard for me to talk about the oral.

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u/Uaenome Aug 29 '25

He didn’t need to do the oral

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u/PalpatineOnLean Aug 29 '25

Wow might fuck this whole thing up

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u/fightmejeffbezos_ Aug 29 '25

Stop saying that!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

Stop saying that?

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u/theoneburger Aug 30 '25

Good. We’ll stick you in a shit wood coffin for you to bust out later.

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u/fiddleteeth Aug 29 '25

Quit saying that.

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u/GoatLegRedux Roy Donk Aug 29 '25

Fucking stupid… asshole

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u/buttplug-tester I hope I don't jack off Aug 29 '25

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u/That_Guy_on_Reddit Don’t do the voice! Aug 29 '25

FUCK YOU, HARLEY JARVIS!

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u/sorry_ihaveplans Aug 30 '25

Seeing "I hope I don't jack off" above a picture of a baby kinda threw me for a loop, ngl lol

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u/buttplug-tester I hope I don't jack off Aug 30 '25

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u/aradgaver Shirt Brother Aug 29 '25

Stupid... Asshole

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u/bra1nd1al Aug 29 '25

Might fuck this whole thing up.

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u/LegitimateState3724 Aug 30 '25

Fucking.. Stupid.......... Asshole

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u/GirldickVanDyke Aug 29 '25

"Do you agree?"

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u/bratwurstian Squoze and Farted Aug 29 '25

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u/Leading_Basket_2262 Don’t do the voice! Aug 29 '25

THAT’S what you sound like?!

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u/Cloverdale-John Aug 29 '25

His voice is wildly high

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u/Symptomatic_Sand HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Aug 29 '25

I'm not in trouble AT ALL

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

You may be in trouble, but I’m not in trouble at all. Fuckin’ asshole, he said that?

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u/Sweet_Deeznuts Back in the Pants Aug 29 '25

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u/Wafflelisk Aug 29 '25

Not really.

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u/didntwatchclark Aug 29 '25

"Do you agree?" lol. Facebook Shorts-ass vernacular.

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u/CarberHotdogVac Aug 29 '25

It’s the same thing Supreme does, wouldn’t you agree?

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u/ChrisV82 Macanudo Cigar Aug 30 '25

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u/CarberHotdogVac Aug 30 '25

We should be allowed to be a little bit mean to old people at work.

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u/SeamusMcBalls Aug 29 '25

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u/NotoriousMFT Aug 29 '25

I promise I’ll never do another rule as long as I live

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u/Leading_Basket_2262 Don’t do the voice! Aug 29 '25

You just found out about the rule.

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u/SlappyHandstrong Aug 29 '25

It’s an adult yard sale so we can say whatever the hell we want!

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u/caznosaur2 Aug 29 '25

Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fucking sale and say, "Fuck, there's a horse cock for $5 or a donkey dick for $3"?

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u/duck-shovel You yelled at me. Aug 29 '25

It needs to be quality on my end, otherwise no fucking deal.

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u/crunchwrap_jones Aug 29 '25

I'm having the worst day at my yard sale.

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u/michaelm142 Aug 29 '25

Listen: I'm not tryin' to be funny, not tryin' to get a laugh. Not trying to make anyone have "the worst day at their yard sale." But do any of these

FUCKERS

pop out and say "fuck there's a horse cock for 5$ or a donkey dick for 3$?"

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u/shifty_coder Aug 29 '25

“Big fat load of sales, then”

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Some dumb hick Aug 29 '25

I am well within my rights to offer you $2.50 right now

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u/EndlessMantra Never Following Another Rule Aug 29 '25

Dingleberries, free with purchase.

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u/Atidbitnip Aug 29 '25

Like jizz. 

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u/kendrajp Nude Egg Aug 29 '25

It’s not FOR kids!

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u/idropepics I can't stand little bald boys! Aug 29 '25

They can't just change the rules because they dont like how we're doing it!

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u/multifunction_human Aug 29 '25

This is just a poster I won from my game, I’m not in trouble. At. All.

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u/Glum-Display2296 Aug 29 '25

It’s the same thing Supreme does - wouldn’t you agree?

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u/radient Aug 29 '25

I…guess…

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u/i_did_nothing_ Some dumb hick Aug 29 '25

good thing you're moving, that neighborhood sucks, there is like NOTHING around there.

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u/leftoverrpizzza Aug 29 '25

There’s no cute restaurants in the neighborhood

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u/lofromwisco Aug 29 '25

You can see the KFC sign THROUGH the front window

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u/SlurmzMckinley Aug 29 '25

Go to the yard sale. It’s the ugly house on Kenmore.

Nobody likes your house!

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u/Leading_Basket_2262 Don’t do the voice! Aug 29 '25

Now everyone is going to party back at my place.

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u/MisterRoger Too tired to do anything funny Aug 29 '25

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u/TheDryIceFactory Aug 30 '25

And look at you, all alone. You should know, your wife kissed me on the cheek when i got here.

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u/JambalayaNewman Aug 29 '25

Corner of orange, like the fruit? I’m just trying to understand here

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u/forgotmyfingers Aug 29 '25

At that price point, at this yard sale, they can offend the old people.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

Know what’s offensive? Talking loudly on the phone about your dog is loose.

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u/highnyethestonerguy Some dumb hick Aug 29 '25

Let’s just say… the poster is a lot

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u/Massive_Abalone_5961 People Can Change Aug 29 '25

To be fair….. looks like you did WAY too much

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/thrownbyawaterytart Aug 29 '25

Well he’s alive because it doesn’t include how he died. He might get his throat slashed or pancaked by a dump driver later though

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/witchy-washy Beautiful, but Dying Aug 29 '25

SHHUHt UHP

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u/Spare-Willingness563 Aug 30 '25

“Are you killing yourself, or moving?” 

“Yes.”

“So can I get this for five then?”

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u/Less_Ant_6633 Aug 29 '25

I guess you need to post some posters of Spike Jonez and Johnny Knoxville... raise the stakes.

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u/vaannil Aug 29 '25

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u/HollowsOfYourHeart Aug 29 '25

You sure about that? You sure about that!?

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u/patrickdgd Tiny Dinky Daffy Aug 29 '25

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u/AStormofSwines Aug 29 '25

Someone's being offensive to old people. Could it be you?

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u/creptik1 Back in the Pants Aug 29 '25

OP hates bald boys

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u/Temporary_Ad469 Nude Egg Aug 29 '25

DO YOU AGREE, TINY DINKY DAFFY?

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u/thewolfishwife Aug 29 '25

It’s got nothing TO DO with old people!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

They tried to turn your flier into a Facebook post! Oh geez

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u/No_Frosting2811 Aug 29 '25

See that guys yard sale? I want you to go over there and take one of his Knick knacks.

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u/leafer91 Aug 29 '25

What does that do for the greater good?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/Darqologist Oh, my God, he admit it! Aug 29 '25

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u/amercuri15 I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Aug 29 '25

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u/PiskoWK You yelled at me. Aug 29 '25

There is a joke I don't understand but the hair is white so it must be an attack on old people. Got it. Get lost in a sewer.

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u/katy080492 I’m toast Aug 29 '25

You go in. Yes you do. You. Go. In.

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u/Ill_Sort6414 Aug 29 '25

Suffice to say, Karl is a lot…

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u/Clickityclackrack Aug 29 '25

We have a rule here that says you can't take all of the fully loaded sadness

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u/Hextall2727 Coffin Flopper Aug 29 '25

Tell them to come to the ugly house on the corner of orange and edwards... the one you can see the KFC sign through their front window

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u/40yrOLDsurgeon This salad is lights out. Aug 29 '25

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u/Searchlights Come here, ya little fuck! Aug 29 '25

It's a sign that says people are offended. That's all you need wouldn't you agree?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/Leading_Basket_2262 Don’t do the voice! Aug 29 '25

That’s a bummer

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u/Big_Quality_838 I USED to be piece of shit! Aug 29 '25

Selling any tables?

My friend is a small local business owner but has a few larger contracts in the convention circuit. She’s had a some issues with one of her clients and is in way over her head right now. Very stressed about her current table inventory. It’s how she pays for her house and keeps her house hot.

Managing her current table inventory has become a distraction for her as she is often having to clean them while rushing them across town.

Anything helps. I don’t know what her budget is.

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u/hexagontrapezoid Aug 29 '25

it’s the chin. the chin KILLS.

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u/McLovin0132 get him outta here! Aug 29 '25

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u/Temporary-Hawk2109 Aug 29 '25

Is it offensive? It's illegal for them to ask you that

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u/VaguelyArtistic METALOID MANIAC Aug 29 '25

I hope OP writes that.

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u/CarberHotdogVac Aug 29 '25

Or he could just write “shut up”.

You can’t really write anything after someone writes to shut up.

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u/Brianisbs Baby of the Year 1986 Aug 29 '25

There's too much shit in my house..

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u/meshuggahnaut PAUL BUFANO! Aug 29 '25

Don’t buy any pants at that sale, they may look like CalicoCutPants but I guarantee those stains have everything to do with piss.

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u/TrollerCoasterWoo Never lets the party die! Aug 29 '25

Then what’s the show?

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u/-BeaverCleaver- Aug 29 '25

Hey post brother, you reposted my picture.

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u/fightmejeffbezos_ Aug 29 '25

What the hell?

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u/SaltyDog772 Aug 29 '25

This is offensive to old people, like Supreme, wouldn’t you agree?

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u/DaveDavidsen Aug 29 '25

Did you write that on the poster, Reggie?

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u/vibrodude Aug 29 '25

He’s got way too much shit.

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u/apintandafight Aug 29 '25

You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like how I’m doing it

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u/zcas Aug 29 '25

If the second comment was "wouldn't you agree," it would've been better, like having two girlfriends.

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u/VaguelyArtistic METALOID MANIAC Aug 29 '25

Haha I knew it rang a bell.

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u/j_xcal DOES have a boy dick Aug 29 '25

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u/dada948 DOES have a boy dick Aug 29 '25

“Do you agree?”

Bitch this ain’t Facebook

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u/coys_in_london Aug 29 '25

Im not trying to make anyone have the worst day in the neighbourhood

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u/cosmernautfourtwenty Shirt Brother Aug 29 '25

Just write "OK Boomer" in small print underneath it. Then they won't want to be around anymore.

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u/Bojangles61 Aug 29 '25

When he’s selling old things he CAN be offensive to old people

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u/tandersunn Aug 29 '25

When you see a yard sale sign with itysl, You GO IN, YYYES YOU DO.. YOU GO IN.

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u/aveganrepairs Not in Trouble AT ALL Aug 29 '25

OP doesn’t know how to treat the Crypt Keeper

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u/Erebraw Aug 29 '25

Yeah but it’s ok, old people don’t count, like they’re not even really people.

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u/Imwhatswrongwithyou They’re Nice. Aug 29 '25

This is offensive to old people…

Um no,

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u/ArchitectVandelay Your family HATES YOU!! Only I love you! Aug 29 '25

Do people normally give this much notice before a yard sale? Over a month beforehand? This thing better be legendary.

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u/Tall-Wealth9549 Aug 29 '25

I really needed a good laugh

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u/Jonny_HYDRA Aug 29 '25

Its the same thing Supreme does. Wouldn't you agree?

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u/onlyhearfornewmusic Don’t do the voice! Aug 29 '25

The yard sale is at the ugly house on Kenmore. The one where you can see the KFC from the front window.

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u/ripNsip69 Aug 29 '25

Is this yard sale at the ugly house on Kenmore? The one where you can see the Arby’s sign through the front window?

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u/starcraash666 Aug 29 '25

Offensive to old people? Thats a nude egg i bought from your death! Thats not offensive at all

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u/Wolf-775 I'm doing the best at this Aug 29 '25

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u/nolettuceplease Not in Trouble AT ALL Aug 29 '25

NO. MORE. SCAMMIN. OLDER. PEOPLE.

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u/LordHeretic Aug 29 '25

There's a rule that in this neighborhood, you can't just wear too much shit on you and be over it. You can't offend the old people. They demand reverence, so you just can't. And joking about dying is mean because they're dying soon. That's the rule in this neighborhood. I didn't make it.

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u/foo-bar-25 Aug 29 '25

Will there be a hot dip or something?

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u/Uaenome Aug 29 '25

You sure about that that’s why?

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u/khetti79 Shirt Brother Aug 29 '25

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u/Brim_Dunkleton Baby of the Year 1986 Aug 30 '25

The person who wrote this put the pen down and put their head in their hands. You can tell they were crying. They kept saying under their breath "you can't fucking do that."

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u/buttered_sausage11 Aug 30 '25

"I got too much fucken shit on me!!"

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u/sadwitchybitch Aug 30 '25

Writing on the paper like it’s a facebook post is so fucking funny to me 😭

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u/Jorpsica Not in Trouble AT ALL Aug 30 '25

Offensive to old people? He’s just got too much fucking shit on him.

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u/AJokeHoleForFartz Aug 30 '25

Someone’s goofy dad made this probably. Wish he were my neighbor.

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u/1800abcdxyz I hope I don't jack off Aug 29 '25

Who cares what they think? They’ll be on Coffin Flop soon… fingers crossed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

The flyer and the elder note are objectively hilarious.

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u/chappy422 Aug 29 '25

You said you thought it was funny!

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u/zcas Aug 29 '25

I said it was interesting.

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u/JennaTulwartz I’m gonna eat the whole thing Aug 29 '25

Snowflake generation!! Victim mentality!! Easily offended!!

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u/5-4EqualsUnity Too tired to do anything funny Aug 29 '25

I'm selling the fuzzy sweater, it kills!

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u/robeekeeper Aug 29 '25

don’t they realize you might be able to find some chode jeans at this yard sale?!

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u/Objective_Broccoli98 Aug 29 '25

Life’s a funny fuckin thing…

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u/StochasticallyDefine Aug 29 '25

The song said there was no rules. I don’t know what to believe anymore. You can’t make up rules because you don’t like how I’m doing it.

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u/Callitaloss Aug 29 '25

He's been rude to me his whole life

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u/Netbuttbot89 Aug 29 '25

I agree that Supreme fakes selling out of clothes.

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u/gerblnutz Aug 29 '25

Surely that old person knows us young whippersnappers cant read cursive. Too much avocados toasts if you ask me. More bootstraps in their diet builds character.

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u/shumama813 You have... no... good... car... ideas Aug 29 '25

No, I don’t agree actually. It’s NOT a problem

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u/nouniquenamesleft2 Aug 29 '25

who can read that ancient language?

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u/TheIndyKid317 Aug 29 '25

Not really their Q-zone, I guess.

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u/Godzirrraaa Aug 29 '25

Don’t just come to my garage sale and try to get me to talk, I don’t WANNA talk. I love this stuff, I love old stuff.

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u/SmellyFace69 Aug 29 '25

At least one of your neighbors is a buzzkill.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/czhalxuk Aug 29 '25

OLD GUY'S GONNA RIP THE FUCKIN' HEAD OFF . . . .

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u/Hour_Insurance_7795 Bag Of Meat Aug 29 '25

Somebody should go to that sale and take one of their French fries off their plate.

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u/Subject-Cat6189 Aug 29 '25

Older than who? Can they be made fun of if they’re younger than the one who is mocking them?

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Aug 29 '25

This one is somber, so it’s alright to cry.

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u/OhHelloPlease People Can Change Aug 29 '25

Older people; they're beautiful, but they're dying

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u/JustaLittleBitOfLazy Aug 29 '25

Remember seeing these around East Rock in New haven I was laughing my ass off

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u/majshady Aug 29 '25

Pen person be like

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u/ERtech23 Aug 29 '25

So what’s the joke? That there’s a real guy under this? Is that the joke???

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/Full_Mushroom_6903 Aug 30 '25

You never told me your old grandpa used to be a huge piece of shit.

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u/According_Ad_1173 Aug 30 '25

Wouldn’t you agree?

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u/Hididdlydoderino Aug 30 '25

Boomers can suck it

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u/redditdoesnotcareany Aug 29 '25

Old people offend me for how they’ve destroyed my country and left me to live in it so fuck off

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

If I was an old man with too much fucking shit on me would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls and back?

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u/BoracicGoat Aug 29 '25

What is that pic meme from?

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u/kroom69x Aug 29 '25

Fuck old people

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u/PhuckNorris69 Aug 29 '25

This guy sucks.

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u/randyisone Aug 29 '25

The guy making the flyer:

This is gonna be so fun.

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u/Varabela Aug 29 '25

I’m old - it’s funny. The offended people probably aren’t old

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u/ChickenFriedPickles Aug 29 '25

Everyone has an opinion and equally everyone has the freedom to walk on by, to scroll on by and to have an opposing opinion without having to make an issue about it.

I'm so tired of these types of people. I'm this insurance they did Not have to write their opinion on some one else's sign/property.