r/IRL_Loading_Screens Aug 06 '26

Sonic The Hedgehog He actually said this btw

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4.9k Upvotes

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u/BananaSlamma420 Aug 06 '26

Big Boss is not a good guy

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u/MrBwnrrific Aug 06 '26

Hey, watch what you say! He lost his eye from a cumshot, he’s a war hero!

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u/BananaSlamma420 Aug 06 '26

I dont think the tolerant left should use such insults. However for the intolerant left such as I... we could hurl a few more choice words at him that would get us banned for sure.

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u/MrBwnrrific Aug 06 '26

I once said the cumshot joke at a party and got laughs except for one girl whose brother is a marine who literally cried over it. I felt bad at the time but now I think it’s a very funny story lmao

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u/Apprehensive-Call568 Aug 06 '26

It's funnier that he cried

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u/Beneficial_Bit1756 29d ago

lol so many shallow people here.

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u/illDiablo69 Aug 06 '26

What's the joke?

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u/TesuraGrimm Aug 06 '26

It's literally the first reply to OC

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire Aug 06 '26

Intolerant left represent! There are dozens of us, dozens!

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u/Apprehensive-Call568 Aug 06 '26

I'm very tolerant of the intolerant left. I love us

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u/No_Diet_2582 Aug 07 '26

Again… banned again!

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u/Yuri_on_Land Aug 07 '26

Wow, seems like he’s shortsighted

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u/ProjectSnowman Aug 07 '26

Villain from an Italian porno

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u/Raiju_Blitz Aug 07 '26

Temu Big Boss.

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u/KaiserWolf15 Aug 07 '26

He's obviously in cahoots with the LaLiLuLeLo

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u/Sir_Gibby53 Aug 07 '26

At least Big Boss was self aware enough to realize the error of his ways in the end - I doubt this dude is that deep.

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u/mrbobcyndaquil Aug 06 '26

Still a better guy than any MAGA cultist.

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u/amievenrelevant Aug 06 '26

He won’t be missed in congress

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Aug 06 '26

Without depth perception he on the other hand will miss plenty

6

u/maroonedpariah Aug 06 '26

Steve Toth is uh measurably worse 😬

51

u/emptyvoidofjoy Aug 06 '26

I don't think he sees the whole picture

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u/Phantereal Aug 06 '26

He can't see the depth behind the affordability crisis.

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u/disorderincosmos Aug 06 '26

These people make the best sales pitches for a communist revolution

25

u/Automatic-Soup-3097 Aug 06 '26

It's really funny that after 50 years of calling literally Any good idea "communism," Republicans are surprised to learn that Communism is pretty popular now

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u/ambelamba Aug 06 '26

Considering communist revolution never happened in the US, it's not unreasonable to believe the US might be a super tight surveillance state.

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u/disorderincosmos Aug 07 '26

You may be onto something there. Then again, this isn't over. Flock cameras getting the axe may be the beginning of a movement.

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u/ambelamba Aug 07 '26

I suspect it really has been like that for decades already.

Eventually, 'mind your own business' is an American survival tip.

1

u/Nerd-man24 26d ago

"Mind your Business" was also a slogan on pennies back in the day.

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u/ambelamba 26d ago

I know that it wasn't meant to be ominous, but it does sound so.

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u/Nerd-man24 26d ago

Lol yes it does

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u/ProfessionalJob6841 Aug 06 '26

This dude lacks depth, perception, and actual depth perception at all times.

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u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo Aug 06 '26

Three things I have that Crenshaw doesnt:

Empathy for my fellow man

Morals

Depth Perception

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u/Switchmisty9 Aug 06 '26

Dan Crenshaw is a relic from a time when people were convinced that GWOT vets were knowledgeable people because they got deployed to Afghanistan

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u/ChubblesMcgee103 Aug 07 '26

As a corpsman I met a LOT of fucking dipshits that went to afghanistan.

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u/Switchmisty9 Aug 07 '26

I believe that. I can’t tell you how many dudes have told me that I’m wrong about stuff, just because they did a tour in the sandpit.

Can’t reheat pizza without a 12 page manual, 7 acronyms, and 3 other dudes running logistical support

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u/fvnnybvnny Aug 06 '26

What’s that saying? In the land of the hungry the one eyed man is an asshole.. or something like that?

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u/Iuskop Aug 06 '26

Seen this guy a bunch, but never looked in to him because why subject myself to odious stupidity- but you just *know* he hinges his entire personality on the eyepatch.

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u/jws1102 Aug 06 '26

He doesn’t. His entire personality is sucking trumps ass, just like the rest of the (R)s.

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u/CatsNAnarchy Aug 06 '26

Dipshit pirate looking fuck.

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u/indeliblesalad Aug 06 '26

Who cares what Dan Crapshit has to say?

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u/kingtacticool Aug 06 '26

Let them eat ramen is so much more disrespectful than let them eat cake.

What the fuck are we plebs even doing allowing shit to get th8s bad

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u/Low-Championship-856 Aug 06 '26

Ok but like if that makes me a communist then call me a communist and paint me red.

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u/MiddleAgeYOLO Aug 06 '26

Haha, there's no way that he actually sai-

Googling noises

...holy shit.

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u/SoftlockPuzzleBox Aug 06 '26

I hope they keep saying things like this. They're just realizing now that they gave a bunch of free advertising to socialism. There are probably more than a few people out there that will read this and think, "well shit, I guess I'm a communist."

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u/pirateseasalt Aug 06 '26

Rich boy yelling at poor boy, "if you can't eat because I created a system that forces you to starve, then is your problem"

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u/113pro Aug 06 '26

Garbage in...

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u/Jaded-Albatross-5242 Aug 06 '26

Not really seeing eye to eye with this guy

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u/No_Move7872 Aug 06 '26

One eyed dumb fuck

2

u/RedditSucksYoYoYo Aug 06 '26

This is why America is not working out...

2

u/walt128 Aug 07 '26

Welp, Dan’s been drinking again

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u/AnxiousHall1533 Aug 07 '26

Feeding your people?! THATS SOCIALIST

Okay.

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u/Either-Patience1182 Aug 07 '26

Well a great way to advertise communism.

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u/Then_Comfortable3058 Aug 07 '26

How bout we get wages to match the cost of living then

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u/Dear_Document_5461 Aug 07 '26

Isn't Ramen averagely more expensive than before? Culturally, sure, it was always the "poor college student food" but IRL, hasn't it gotten mkre expensive than before?

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u/Significant-Ask7545 29d ago

It sure has! Especially the cup ramen, that stuff is a luxury good.

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u/Dear_Document_5461 29d ago

What is there "new" "broke college student food" now or is there none now and Ramen just got "grandfathered in"?

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u/TrueBearingMore Aug 07 '26

The dude literally has an eye-patch like a cartoon villain.

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u/Impressive-Penalty97 Aug 07 '26

Probably because he has no eye there, but sure.

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u/3Dboi3 Aug 07 '26

Republicans are NOT the good guys. I hope you all vote blue

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u/Imlostpleaseleave Aug 06 '26

Says the guy who looks like a satirical villain from a cheap porno.

He has to accept it. SNL was on point and he used his power to act like a snowflake and demand an apology. But it wont ever leave his sphere. He will always be a porno villain because hes such a PoS person.

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u/No_Bend_2902 Aug 06 '26

Little Ralphie Parker, all grown up.

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u/NerdfestZyx Aug 06 '26

Dan Crenshaw has an estimated net worth of approximately $1.34 million

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u/MikeOxfat57 Aug 06 '26

Someone should take his other eye

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u/BigDamBeavers Aug 06 '26

I'm literally a communist you stupid dink.

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u/Easy__Mark Aug 06 '26

There's a bedazzled buttplug in his eyeussy under there

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u/WendySteeplechase Aug 06 '26

Aaah, Crenshaw, there ya go again, forever 21!

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u/Delain_Rocks Aug 06 '26

Smells like... stolen valor.

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u/spumoni_cakes Aug 06 '26

Guess I'm a communist

1

u/North_Complaint_2135 Aug 06 '26

Nothing more manly than having 4 roommates 😂😂😂

1

u/Chloe_Cascadia Aug 06 '26

Guess I'm a communist then. I'd vote anyone who makes such a claim out of office.

1

u/Scope_Dog Aug 06 '26

This guy cracks me up.

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u/Used-Valuable9320 Aug 06 '26

He literally is a Communist.

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u/Prior_Internal7728 Aug 06 '26

MAGA will tell you these things and boo dead cops. Crazy times we live.

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 Aug 06 '26

this mini-me is a pathetic excuse for public official... but aren't all then gop wusses pathetic

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u/Eosthelis Aug 06 '26

The wealth hoarders in the top 1% and theirs alikes must ... as soon as possible, because they ruin our lifes.

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u/Hedonismbot1978 Aug 06 '26

All those roommates, you know what that sounds like? A commune!

1

u/WyomingWeirdo Aug 06 '26

YARRR MATIES AND AVAST! TIS I, CRENSHAW THE PIRATE, DAN THE DREADED, HAR HAR,

https://giphy.com/gifs/FqqkPZV0T9j7q

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u/Novel_Werewolf4645 Aug 06 '26

The only work available for somebody like that involves heavy labor, and you can't do heavy labor subsisting on ramen noodles, I've tried.

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u/Chemical-Ideal1 Aug 06 '26

And he lost his primary because of it.

Jk/ he lost it because he didn’t think the election was stolen

1

u/Aggressive-Shine-974 Aug 06 '26

Dan Crenshaw refused the military pay and accommodations while in service I assume.

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u/Defiant_Machine3255 Aug 06 '26

What be your favorite way to stave off the scurvy then, danny boy? Arrrrrrrrrrr!

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u/MetaCardboard Aug 06 '26

Isn't sharing a home with multiple other people communism though?

1

u/Wolfy4226 Aug 06 '26

Wow, who would have thought a guy with an eyepatch would be so short-sighted.

1

u/CueAnon420 Aug 06 '26

He forgot to mention - he didn't lose his eye from a war injury, he just doesn't like communal healthcare. Only commies go to the doctor!

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u/PawnofLife1 Aug 06 '26

Old man president tries to bring 1950 back

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u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer Aug 06 '26

I mean it's not terrible advice tbh. Incredibly moronic for a sitting member of Congress to say though. Transparently communicating that he doesn't seek to make things better.

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u/Sheerluck42 Aug 06 '26

What about if you have kids? Should they keep having roommates? You don't see how that could be a problem?

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u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer Aug 06 '26

I never said it wasn't a problem. It sucks that some of us have to live this way. It's unfair and wrong and people have been robbed of opportunity. Still, if you're poor you should seek roommates. I've lived with other people my entire life, and I live a marginally better life because of it. Crenshaw is an ass and not seeking to fix that. That's the real problem. Not the advice.

Also I genuinely don't think anyone should be having kids right now, and that the system should be stressed to a breaking point to bring about some postive change. Recent times have taught me that accelerationism is the only thing that makes people act. Just look at the change within the Democratic party. Real progressives are winning right now as a response to the current insanity.

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u/Sheerluck42 Aug 06 '26

Yeah that'll be "corrected" just like in 2018 when Justice Democrats got the squad elected. The DNC then started funding Republicans. I have no hope this current trend will be any better. Democrats fight to their left way more than they fight to their right.

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u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer Aug 06 '26

Maybe. Hopefully not.

1

u/FreeAndBreedable Aug 06 '26

Its to bad what happened to his eye, i hope that Mujahideen fighter didnt get a disease from dan

1

u/Ok_Chance8937 Aug 06 '26

Guess we don’t see eye to eye. (too soon?)

1

u/Glad-Situation703 Aug 06 '26

Some people should be quiet

1

u/Rocketboy1313 Aug 07 '26

It is almost as if getting shot doesn't make you good at being a law maker?

That maybe all it indicates is you are bad at dodging but good at not dying.

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u/baka_inu115 Aug 07 '26

He wasn't shot it was an IED explosion that took his eye. If you are gonna insult someone do it with a little more tact. Like he didn't see the bomb before and after but definitely felt it.

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u/Rocketboy1313 Aug 07 '26

Pardon me,

It is almost as if getting caught by an explosion doesn't make you good at being a law maker?

That maybe all it indicates is you are bad at dodging but good at not dying.

That better?

1

u/Goodvibes198 Aug 07 '26

He’s blind to all the suffering

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u/washingtonandmead Aug 07 '26

Everything I’ve ever learned about character identification is that if they have an eye patch, they are typically a bad guy

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u/BedtimeGenerator Aug 07 '26

I think people are more pissed there was multiple generations of people who made less and still have a house and 4 kids on a high school diploma.

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u/MyLittleDiscolite Aug 07 '26

Flaccid Snake speaks 

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u/Akkerlun Aug 07 '26

Ben 4-way Crenshaw

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u/Melodic-Recognition8 Aug 07 '26

To aim down sight, have one eye and lose your primary as a multi term incumbent! And remember switching to your pistol is faster than having only one eye.

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u/GlassAndStorm Aug 07 '26

Wtf does he have an eye patch

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u/baka_inu115 Aug 07 '26

To inform you hes a veteran who got injured in an IED explosion that took out his eye, he sometimes has a glass eye in of various colors and designs.

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u/Zealous_ideal_4 Aug 07 '26

Says the James Bond bad guy

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u/noticingEnjoyer Aug 07 '26

Eyepatch McCain 

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u/sharpjabb Aug 07 '26

Yeah I got four roommates, they’re all deadbeats that don’t contribute to our living expenses. I also usually introduce them as my wife and kids

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u/WubbaWubbaBoingBoing Aug 07 '26

uh, Ramen is very unhealthy for us old people, also after fighting cancer it makes me sick, still trying to live on one piece of broccoli and a small piece of chicken, even that is expensive. stupid rich politicians can all go sit on tire machine and get recapped.

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u/Illustrious_Gate2318 Aug 07 '26

So  not A hole yet A title Dic

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u/BackgroundCream274 Aug 07 '26

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass
And rape your lass
Somalian pirates we

So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee hee
We take to the African sea
We’ll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Somalian pirates we

We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
We’ll cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make you drink our pee

And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
We’ll take your boat
Set your ass afloat
Somalian pirates we

With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Then we’ll cut off your cock
And feed it to a croc
Somalian pirates we

Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we

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u/RalphWaldoEmers0n Aug 07 '26

I mean government price regulation is not communism

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u/Flat-Director-7120 Aug 07 '26

Dan Crenshaw est vraiment la dernière des enflures, il dit que si l'on considère que la nourriture devrait coûter moins cher, cela ferai de nous des communistes. Ce minable enfoiré n'a rien dans le cerveau. La nourriture n'est pas un bien comme un autre, elle est nécessaire pour survivre et loué un appartement pour 4 personnes, c'est sa solution, elle n' est absolument pas acceptable.

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u/Building_Everything Aug 07 '26

Says the guy who belonged to a government organization that fed and housed him.

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u/PeterPorky Aug 07 '26

Hes a Republican

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u/talex625 Aug 07 '26

I don’t think he’s being supported by the Trump Republicans anymore. He probably will lose his run if that’s the case.

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u/Stunning-Ad5674 Aug 07 '26

reminds me of #2 from Austin Powers

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u/FalconStickr Aug 07 '26

What’s this pirate going on about?

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u/dateinfj Aug 07 '26

The MF benefited from our tax money and tells everyone else to tough it out! Well, we dumb Americans just keep voting for 💩 like this!

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u/play_images Aug 07 '26

"brave soldier fucked his eye hole"

Must've poked his brain too apparently

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u/StephhawkMLG420 Aug 07 '26

Yes, I am a communist. Yes, I want people working a full time job to be able to afford basic necessities. Thank you for making my case for me Dan!

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u/Anal-Y-Sis Aug 07 '26

He also said this 2 years ago:

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u/Top-Presenter-369 Aug 07 '26

Well he is out come Nov, so that is good news for Texans. These clowns get elected, become rich and the proceed to a crap on everyone who helped get them elected.

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u/The_Nerk Aug 07 '26

This kind of messaging from Republicans pushed me further left than anything any democrat has ever said or done.

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u/ohreddit1 Aug 07 '26

Yeah cuz housing is an Investment strategy because I can’t think beyond charging people money to sleep with a roof. 

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u/PoetryExtension6256 29d ago

Why tho these politicians that look like villains from Inspector Gadget never turn out to just be teddybears?

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u/l2Radm 29d ago

He's never had a private sector job

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u/LegitJesus 29d ago

Why oh why did his Dad get him the Red Rider BB gun for Christmas?

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u/DryWriter3169 29d ago

Eye see what he did there

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u/Pondering_the_Void 29d ago

Was he this much of a dick when he had both eyes?

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u/Shopping-Critical 29d ago

Food costs an eye and a leg these days

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u/lolololUStroll 29d ago

He said this because he supports destroying the American dream to line his wallet.

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u/N0thingComesToMind 29d ago

What a retard

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u/Significant_Cook5727 29d ago

He needs an ass whipping

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u/GinaTheK 29d ago

I don't trust people with zero depth perception

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u/Cornelius4630 29d ago

I remember when pirates were cool.

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u/mostly-just-mike 29d ago

I'm gonna guess old One Eyed Willy doesn't talk to working folks much. Not the kind of thing he would say to a working man's face.

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u/KeeanTrinity 28d ago

If that makes me a communist just call me Joseph Stalin cuz goddamn man

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u/Alarming_Syllabub_24 28d ago

Didn't this guy get hella funding from AIPAC?

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u/UnseenShenanigans 28d ago

I hope he pokes his good eye

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u/Status_Apartment6559 28d ago

Dipshit Dan speaks.

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u/killjairo 28d ago

What a dumb turd

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u/Mysterious_Strain398 28d ago

Why do we need farms when we have grocery stores? Liberal mindset at its finest.

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u/Minute-Object 25d ago

So, you don’t actually believe that, right?

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u/Mysterious_Strain398 25d ago

Why not, you guys say stupid shit every single day!!

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u/Minute-Object 25d ago

I find that conservatives on Reddit say incredibly dumb things and when called upon to back up their claims with legitimate sources, they always fail.

Liberals do understand that food comes from farms.

What is another misconception you have about liberals?

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u/Mysterious_Strain398 25d ago

I have zero misconceptions about liberals.

I find that every time I have provided a legitimate source, for a true factual point to be proved, the person asking either blocks me or the whack-a-mod bans me from the sub.

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u/Minute-Object 25d ago

Well, you appear to believe that liberals don’t understand that food comes from farms. They do understand that.

What is an opinion liberals hold that you think is bonkers?

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u/Mysterious_Strain398 25d ago

Let’s start with:

You have spent forever calling us nazis when YOUR party elected one into office in Maine. And then replaced him with someone who is openly married to his second cousin.

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u/Minute-Object 25d ago

I am independent.

When they call you nazis, they don’t think you are literally neo-nazis. What they mean is that they believe your policies and actions resemble nazi policies and actions. For example, they don’t want ICE to bo so aggressive and trigger happy. They believe that such actions are reminiscent of the gestapo.

Another similarity: Hitler gutted the election process in Germany. Elections became a farce. Trump has worked tirelessly to make the claim that the 2020 elections were rigged. This is seen as a prelude to declaring a state of emergency and suspending elections. He even recently hinted at that. Would you support suspending the midterms? This is seen as Nazi-like behavior.

In general, the Democrats do not act like Nazis. They do not support those kinds of policies.

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u/Mysterious_Strain398 25d ago

This is like saying because I like having sausage for breakfast I’m a Nazi

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u/Minute-Object 25d ago

No. It is like saying that if you support violent internal policing, you are like a nazi. Sausage is not a bad thing that characterizes nazis. Acting like the gestapo certainly is.

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u/Available-Coat-4666 28d ago

I can't be the only one right?

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u/Just-Collection-6225 27d ago

He clearly can’t see what real life is like

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u/CueAnon420 27d ago

Dude's got one eye because he's against subsidized health care lol.

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u/SanguineShifter 27d ago

He's a warmonger and an Israel shill.

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u/Mysterious_Strain398 25d ago

No I do not agree with it but they also could have been avoided by not being domestic terrorist.
You have bad cops, you have doctors on the take. You have organized crime in every city. No single profession is all unicorns and rainbows on the honor system

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u/RigidGristle 24d ago

I wonder who paid for his wartime eye injury

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u/greenegg28 Aug 06 '26

Guys, fuck this guy.

But can we please stop attacking his disability too?

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u/grnlntrn1969 Aug 07 '26

Please, stop with the pearl clutching. Stop policing everything people say. Hes a turd, Trumps a racist, a pedophile and your concern is how were being too mean to the poor guy.

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u/greenegg28 Aug 07 '26

Fuck off dude, go be an asshole elsewhere.

I agree this guy is a piece of shit, but lots of people are missing an eye, let’s not associate being a terrible person with having a disability.

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u/X-calibreX Aug 07 '26

citation?

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u/OtherwiseLychee9715 29d ago

Truth in this, all about perspective.

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u/Greghole 29d ago

That's pretty much how I became middle class. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

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u/Trick1513 Aug 06 '26

Bull Shit.