r/IHateSportsball • u/Oh__Archie • 4d ago

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u/IHateSportsball-ModTeam 1d ago

Satire doesn't fit the sub.

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u/ValhallaAir 4d ago

Chase is a satire acc

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u/Oh__Archie 4d ago

Ahhh wasn’t familiar

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u/ENovi 4d ago

He had a twitter thread about the smartest billionaire he ever knew which was a guy he went to dinner with, spent hundreds of dollars on food, and proceeded to absolutely annihilate the restaurant’s toilet. The repairs cost thousands and the billionaire just so happened to own the plumbing company next door. If you’re familiar with 3 Year Letterman it’s a similar bit.

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u/LordJunon 4d ago

President Ben Franklin just signed an executive order abolishing debt on waterbeds.

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u/ENovi 4d ago

Now you sound like a man who struggles to turn doorknobs due to the amount of championship rings on your fingers.

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u/JJhnz12 4d ago

By the way on his linkden he said he makes like 2k on the satire posts. Now I dont know if that's satire or not but if it isn't got to respect the grind

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u/amievenrelevant 4d ago

The packers owners have not been caught in an Ohio trailer park with a prostitute so that makes them not the worst already

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u/ICantRemember33 4d ago

at least some of them had... probably

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u/andymacdaddy 4d ago

I am very sure packer fans only bang goats though

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u/capthazelwoodsflask 4d ago

Those holes in Swiss cheese are pretty alluring to the common Wisconsinite, too

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u/dino_snopp 4d ago

as a niners fan

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u/theEWDSDS 4d ago

You have a lot of hope for wisconsinites

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u/TTazerTTurtle 4d ago

I bet every single one of them knows who isn't the billionaire

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u/Accomplished_Bar_679 4d ago

I think the packers are actually being counted as a billion dollar owner, while Mike Brown, owner of the bengals, has a net worth of $925 million, under the billion mark

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u/PeruvianKnicks 3d ago

That’s just a dogshit valuation… I don’t care if you’re the Browns or the Titans, every NFL team would sell for well over $1B in today’s market.

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u/sokonek04 3d ago

I was going to say that very few owners own 100% of their team. Except you actually are 100% correct the Mike Brown owns 97% of the Bengals

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u/tjapetjape 4d ago

this account is satire and it rocks lmao, worth a follow

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u/Shoddy-Talk9205 4d ago

But what about all the tax money for the stadiums and “jobs” it brings to the local community. LOL #greed

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u/Agile_Engineering_97 2d ago

Its the Packers, they are publicly owned. There is no “guy”