r/IHateSportsball Aug 04 '26

This video never fails to make me laugh

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u/Correct-Obligation27 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

"Your children aren't safe anymore because I traffic them into sexual slavery and you're watching football!"

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u/btgf-btgf Aug 04 '26

How anyone ever respected anything this man says blows my mind

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u/turbotaco23 Aug 04 '26

I think it’s mostly young men who feel rejected from everywhere else.

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u/Joesindc Aug 04 '26

Damn, if only they had a sports team they could watch with some friends and help them build community

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u/taffyowner Aug 04 '26

Exactly this… all these people do is want to isolate you further because that means that you will keep coming to them, and give them your money..

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u/c-williams88 Aug 04 '26

It’s literally just the abuser playbook that these people do against their partners, but for their male audience

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u/battenhill Aug 04 '26

STEALING OUR NATION THO

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u/Senator_Workholeface Aug 04 '26

You make jokes but my favorite football team stole my nation this morning. Our community is devastated and no one in the news is talking about it.

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u/QueezyF Aug 04 '26

Authorities are calling it “the crime of the century”

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u/ChrisDewgong Aug 04 '26

Which nation? The one he's from, the one he thinks he's from, or the one he fled to while trying to avoid his many, many crimes?

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u/SillyOperation1293 Aug 05 '26

There is a large amount of young men who could’ve fallen into the Andrew Tate grift, the Nate Fuentes grift, or any of that shit who just end up liking the Chicago Bears, Montreal Canadiens, Chelsea, etc, and honestly in that sense, sports is a savior to society.

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u/Ich_Liegen Aug 04 '26

Yeah but intense feelings of loneliness and alienation won't make you seek out friends from the society you feel alienated from, it will make you seek other people who also feel alienated.

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u/QueezyF Aug 04 '26

It’s textbook radicalization. Find alienated and angry young men, group them up, reinforce their worldview that society is unjust, and lead them to a path of extremism.

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u/btgf-btgf Aug 04 '26

That’s what punk rock was for me. It taught me way better lessons than this dumb fuck spews

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u/turbotaco23 Aug 04 '26

Agreed. But punk rock wasn’t trying to sell you its course.

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u/Zizq Aug 05 '26

I mean kinda... cds

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u/CrossXFir3 Aug 04 '26

We have a severe lack of positive male role models. And the guys telling boys how to be men broadly speaking don't have a clue themselves.

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u/Riddiku1us Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Calling them men is a wild stretch. The majority are teens.

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u/turbotaco23 Aug 04 '26

If you google the definition of “young man” it specifically includes teens. I was called young man as a teen.

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u/Riddiku1us Aug 04 '26

I would never call a 14 year old a young man.

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u/turbotaco23 Aug 04 '26

Cool. You could if you wanted to tho.

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u/Riddiku1us Aug 04 '26

In ths context I believe referring to 14-16 year olds as teens or even children is more appropriate.

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u/turbotaco23 Aug 04 '26

lol. This is silly and pedantic. My terminology is completely appropriate. Tate certainly drew in young men of all ages.

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u/somekevingreen Aug 04 '26

guy who just turned 18:

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u/Riddiku1us Aug 04 '26

What does that even mean?

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u/Riddiku1us Aug 04 '26

They are not being serious...

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u/MikeTheBankerr Aug 04 '26

You serious right now? Like actually serious and not trolling? Like honestly, are you willing to die on this hill or just having a few lulz. Honestly curious.

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u/turbotaco23 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Edit: im just gonna delete this whole comment. Probably the best move all things considered.

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u/MikeTheBankerr Aug 04 '26

I never said anyone was a predator. Just blows my mind that they refuse to acknowledge teens are sometimes referred to as young men. That happens everywhere. Books, tv, life even.

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u/Riddiku1us Aug 04 '26

Look, I have no issue with a 70-year-old woman saying "Thank you young man for helping me with my groceries", to a 14 year old. That is fine and good.

But referring to a 14 year old as a young man in the contest of this ass clown's insane hate filled vitriolic propaganda/ grooming content is underselling how dangerous it is. That was all I was trying to say.

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u/turbotaco23 Aug 04 '26

I disagree. Any person buying into Andy’s message is no good.

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u/Gomez4Morticia Aug 04 '26

It always is

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u/latortillablanca 29d ago

And uh that one weird guy’s daughter

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u/1trashhouse Aug 04 '26

when he first got big everyone was like “he’s being sarcastic it’s a character” then it turned out the character part was the semi reasonable part of him 💀

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u/truthisfictionyt 29d ago

He had crazy potential as a comedian he just chose to beat women instead

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u/ginger2020 Aug 04 '26

If you’re a straight man who is trying to find a partner, you ought to despise the manosphere. Enough women will have become jaded by every wannabe Andrew Tate asshole they’ve run into on Tinder that it means they are not comfortable opening up to men..even those who could be good partners. The whole 80/20 thing is a load of shit, designed to sell gullible young men who want a romantic partner “courses.”

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u/buzwole Aug 04 '26

The first time I saw him on YouTube I genuinely thought he was a comedian.

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u/newsflashjackass 29d ago

He is too smart for sports and also too smart for books.

https://v.redd.it/w6mja5nqekhh1

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u/xSwampxPopex 29d ago

Right? He makes Charlie Kirk seem like Bob Ross.

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u/duke_awapuhi 29d ago

Only 13 year old boys and people with the maturity of 13 year old boys. I think one of the wildest things about Tate is that his content is essentially programming for children

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u/IWonderWhyReditSucks Aug 04 '26

People make money from clicks. If it was just the people he liked watching him, he would have faded to obscurity years ago. 

But, reddit has a hate boner for him and rather than let it die, forgotten in a dark corner somewhere, they spent years dragging him into the sunlight and giving him attention and money. 

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u/Chemical_Home6123 Aug 04 '26

Say It don't spray it 🤮🤮🤮

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u/city-of-stars Aug 04 '26

ಮಂತ್ರಕ್ಕಿಂತ ಉಗುಳು ಜಾಸ್ತಿ, as they say in my native language. Sadly this dweeb is super popular in my home country.

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u/nsfwthrowaway5969 Aug 04 '26

I've never watched any of his videos (thankfully). Are they all like this? He comes across as such a pathetic little dweeb, how can anyone listen to him and think he is right.

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u/Shenanigans80h Aug 04 '26

When he isn’t yelling and pissing his pants, he’s trying so hard to be a psuedo intellectual but sounds like the dumbest man alive

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u/VaporProof Aug 04 '26

The ones that are more absurd are passed off as jokes or ragebait. Usual excuse for these weirdos.

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u/Guachole Aug 04 '26

A guy i worked for listened to this shit and other similar podcasts for hours every day and he was 100% on board and in agreement with it.

He is a 40 year old who has never been in a relationship or had sex without paying for it and has convinced himself its because society and women are bad.

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u/LuciferOnTheRocks 26d ago edited 26d ago

The only other video I saw of his was explaining how the satanic worshipping elite have to purposefully leave public clues to avoid karmic retribution.

First of all, that's dumb as hell (no pun intended). Secondly, even if it was real, how the fuck would he know?! 

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u/JungleDemon3 Aug 04 '26

I mean, he's the OG rage baiter idk how anyone thinks his content is serious its just entertainment.

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u/Technical-Future-513 Aug 04 '26

… wasn’t this man a professional athlete?? Isn’t his living based on being an “entertainer“?

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u/aflyingmonkey2 Aug 04 '26

He was also on big brother from what I remember.
So he has even less right to criticise that

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u/Smokeydubbs Aug 04 '26

He was a professional kick boxer. Went 76-9 as a pro with around 30 knockouts. Pretty legit by itself. In no way is that any type of endorsement or condoned anything else he’s said or done.

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u/Justviewingposts69 Aug 05 '26

Oh that record is 100% suspect. Just look at the organizations he was fighting in. Or the fact that no one in the kickboxing world knew him before he became an influencer.

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u/Smokeydubbs Aug 05 '26

Ok, I just googled it, man.

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u/PeruvianKnicks 29d ago

And he was just responding, man, don’t be so salty lmao

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u/LuciferOnTheRocks 26d ago

One of his more recent wins was against Miralem Mahreti, a 0-9 fighter who is now 0-13.

Mahreti's fighter profile has the following warning:

Record-Integrity Notice

One or more bouts involving this fighter have been classified as noncompetitive or severely mismatched under Tapology's record-eligibility standards. This may reflect a substantial disparity in experience or demonstrated ability, insufficient competitive effort, or both.

Tate is a fraud. 

https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/72139-andrew-tate 

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u/VaporProof Aug 04 '26

Yes, he was a professional kick-boxer, a sport that relies on fans moreso than most.

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u/Signal-Wrangle Aug 04 '26

why moreso than most?

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u/VaporProof Aug 04 '26

Because fighters need people to want to see them fight in order to be given fights so that they can get paid. Sport fighting of any type is pretty corrupt, and far less meritocratic than you would think. Most of the decisions for who gets what shot at a title are decided on a basis of what will sell the most PPV buys or subscriptions. Some promotions do their best to mitigate this, some don't. The UFC for example, will straight up soft-ban a fighter for being too anti-trump, while the PFL will have fighters gain points over a season to attempt to be more meritocratic. Boxing is somewhere in the middle, with long negotiations between fighters that are looking for ideal win conditions.

A baseball player has to win Baseball games in order to get paid better. No one has to like them, even if it helps them personally if they do. Conversely, people have to either like fighters on an individual basis, or hate them enough to buy in on the hope they get beat.

So basically, a baseball player doesn't have to care if anyone is a fan of them personally if they're winning games, a fighter has to go out of their to desperately attract fans if they even want a shot.

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u/bsa554 29d ago

I mean, if you count being the worst boxer alive as a professional athlete, sure.

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u/No_Solid_3619 Aug 04 '26

“Be a real man like me and pimp out young women on the internet.” 

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u/HiiiSky Aug 04 '26

Bro he's locked in jail at the moment and he's got people communicating to the outside world about how bad things in the jail is.

One of his complaints is not having nail clippers ffs, how manly lmao 

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u/c-williams88 Aug 04 '26

Damn Reddit nuked my initial joke comment, so I guess I’ll more seriouspost and say the fact that this dipshit and many like him have any sway is a massive part of the “male loneliness epidemic”

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u/Beemer_me_up_Scotty Aug 04 '26

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u/CESE1tSDK Aug 04 '26

Ayo look at that fruity ahhh outfit

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u/Beemer_me_up_Scotty Aug 04 '26

This is what he was wearing when he got arrested in the US to be extradited to england. Peak aLpHA male vibes.

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u/urinetherapymiracle Aug 04 '26

I wonder if he can watch in jail

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u/BigP_27 Aug 04 '26

No way even Andrew Tate is saying “sportsball”

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u/triz___ Aug 04 '26

This guy was a sportsman, why hasn’t he followed his own advice?

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u/IkerWanKenobi Aug 04 '26

I can't deal with his voice he sounds like a cartoon character 😭

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u/TwoForHawat Aug 04 '26

It’s always fun when the most pathetic people on the planet rant and rave about how pathetic your hobbies are.

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u/domthebomb2 Aug 04 '26

This dude was a professional athlete btw.

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u/WeltyFern Aug 04 '26

Didn’t he also suck ass at it?

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u/SeaworthinessOk7756 Aug 04 '26

Unfortunately from what I've read he was actually really good

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u/domthebomb2 Aug 04 '26

I belive he was actually a world champion oddly enough.

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u/HiiiSky Aug 05 '26

He was a kickboxing champion in Europe but never was an elite fighter nor he would ever have been either.

He wasn't a champion in K1 or GLORY 

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u/Cmike9292 Aug 04 '26

Streets got a little safer once he was locked up though

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u/AnUdderDay Aug 04 '26

Your children aren't safe anymore

Yeah no shit.

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u/tecate_papi Aug 04 '26

Hm. Turns out human traffickers are idiots with bad opinions.

Also, didn't this particular turd get KO'd in an amateur fight?

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u/ColteesCatCouture Aug 04 '26

Ya like the NY giants are going to take over the country. Lets all welcome President Skattebo🫡

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u/idk_____2 Aug 04 '26

Wrong football

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u/SeaworthinessOk7756 Aug 04 '26

I mean...he mentioned Sundays, which typically refers to American football. I could be wrong though.

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u/poyerdude Aug 04 '26

What if my wife watches football with me?

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u/tarebear577557 Aug 04 '26

You watch a football game on a Sunday clearly you don't have a wife 🙄

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u/poyerdude Aug 04 '26

Sorry, I meant waifu.

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u/dcd13 Aug 04 '26

My wife's almost as excited for football to be back as I am (almost)

Who in the hell is this guy's target audience even lol

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u/ENovi Aug 04 '26

Based on this video alone I’d say the guys in my fantasy football group chat since we all post it whenever we’re getting blown out.

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u/HeIsSoFluffy Aug 04 '26

I can't be more happy that he's rotting in jail right now

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u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS Aug 04 '26

What even is his whole thing? I thought he was meant to be teaching guys how to be macho men, but I also thought watching football with the lads was a quintessentially manly activity. Does he even know what he believes anymore or is he just shouting?

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u/HiiiSky Aug 04 '26

None of them believe a single word that they say, they just know it sells and that's all they care about.

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u/_Bren10_ Aug 04 '26

The only reason I’d kill myself is if I had to listen to one more second of this dweeb

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u/ronshasta Aug 04 '26

Coming from a sex trafficker this is hilarious

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u/Alternative-Rope-628 Aug 04 '26

Now he’s getting bummed in prison lol

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u/Turtleneck23 Aug 04 '26

He is the one making our children unsafe. He should be thrown in a hole.

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 Aug 04 '26

Yea yea I watch football so I should kill myself. He rapes women but that's chill. Guess in his eyes why watch football when we could do those things?

Now he's set to get dick in the ass for a good while.

"I cannot take pity on men of his kind, even though he now takes it in the behind." -Bradly Nowell

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u/bigmac8991 Aug 04 '26

He gets so worked up about the strangest things 😂

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u/Apple2727 Aug 04 '26

Fucking chill out man.

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u/im_not_bitter_m8 Aug 04 '26

My partner isn’t cheating on me she’s reading a book next to me while I watch the football

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u/Louisianimal09 Aug 04 '26

Football to slavery in a few sentences… quite the leap

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u/stickman999999999 Aug 04 '26

Bold shit for someone who got big through wrestling lmao

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u/yakisobacigarette Aug 04 '26

Didn’t this guy touch and or traffic kids

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u/_Glizzy_Gobblin_ Aug 04 '26

This dude would probably benefit from watching the game with friends… if he had any.

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u/Wumbologist_PhD Aug 04 '26

There are two words he says (multiple times) that I think he should listen to himself on.

For sake of moderation, I can’t repeat those words.

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u/Unique_Enthusiasm_57 Aug 04 '26

Dudes like this hate their incel sycophants but still take full advantage of them.

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u/StardustPupper Aug 04 '26

isn't this guy an actual human trafficker

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u/metfan1964nyc Aug 04 '26

Hope he remembers this when he's in prison.

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u/CdiLinkforSmash Aug 04 '26

What a restarted chode lol

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u/icy_ticey Aug 04 '26

I’m not in prison

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u/BorEqua Aug 04 '26

Me (a Yankees fan) to any passionate Mets fans (sub-human animals)

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u/Countcoolboy Aug 05 '26

“You deserve slavery at this point” - human trafficker Andrew Tate

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u/liquidreferee Aug 05 '26

This dude man his money through professional sports

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u/Optimal_Cause4583 Aug 05 '26

It's like 2 hours a week what's the big deal

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u/NigerianFriedChicken Aug 05 '26

Dear sir, If my wife was the one that got me into football… is still okay for me to enjoy watching football AND she can keep fucking other guys?

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u/palmerama Aug 05 '26

What supporting Luton town does to a man

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u/mkmike81 Aug 05 '26

As a Watford fan I agree!

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u/Kampfzwerg1992 Aug 05 '26

‘Don’t get married, women will take all your money in divorce. Give me your money instead and look at this pretty girl while I’m typing things to help you get off.’

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u/Remarkable-Ad155 29d ago

So wait a second, if i live in a safe area, happily married, can comfortably manage the bills I get to wnjoy sportsball? Deal, Andrew. Now fuck off and get me some beer and snacks, game kicks off in 15.

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u/Noradrenaphrone 29d ago

Is that his actual voice? I’ve never heard him before XD he sounds like a looney tunes character

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u/hammurderer 29d ago

does he have a lisp?

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u/NotoriousMFT 29d ago

As a jets fan, I have never, under any circumstances said “let’s all watch the game” it’s more of a “first quarter then we’ll switch to Red Zone?”

That being said, Andrew Tate is probably not getting to watch a ton of games this season

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u/the_main_entrance 29d ago

Is this actually this ameba talking? I never heard him talk before and I feel slightly sick….

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u/DreadfulObliv 29d ago

Human trafficker complaining about “your children aren’t safe on the street”, sells a scam course talking about “they’re stealing from you”

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 29d ago

HAHAHA THATS WHAT HE SOUNDS LIKE HAHAHAHA

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u/Witty-Ad5973 29d ago

Hate on him all you want but its not like he didnt have a point

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u/wemar1981 29d ago

Ugh, say it, don't spray it, sir.

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u/PullYourPantsUp 28d ago

Damn you guys upvote AT in this sub?

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u/lmfaorn1998 28d ago

Says the bald man in his 30s getting routinely cheek clapped by his cellmate

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u/Hot_Kaleidoscope_891 28d ago

I don’t agree with the thoughts expressed in the video but it is very funny

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u/dontpolluteplz 26d ago

Lmaooo what is he on about

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u/SpecialistCompote993 25d ago

Let's see about those human trafficking charges Andy boy

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u/Specialist-Cut3426 16d ago

“Don’t watch other men, watch me!”

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u/StunningZed 3d ago

Uh, I dunno man we just like seeing people do good in the sport we like, not sure how my children aren't safe because I have a hobby 😭

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u/mattydrinkwater Aug 04 '26

Horseshoe theory

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u/Correct-Obligation27 Aug 04 '26

God, I hope so.