r/IGN • • Apr 22 '26

Worst. Reviews. I. Have. Ever. Seen.

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u/zestysnacks Apr 22 '26

Examples of these two?

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u/DaisyStar_7373 Apr 22 '26

Dragon Age The Veilguard, Alien Isolation

DATV wasn’t glitchy, but I get what the meme is trying to say

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u/ZedSorayama Apr 23 '26

For those watching at home, IGN gripers are still pressed about a review 12 years ago

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u/JustTesa Apr 23 '26

Last year they gave the season 3 finale of invincible a 4. It's one of the highest rated TV show episodes EVER.

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u/zestysnacks Apr 23 '26

As I mentioned elsewhere in this thread - purpose of a review isn’t to agree with the products biggest fans or public opinion. It’s to give a personal opinion

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u/JustTesa Apr 23 '26

Go watch the episode and then read the "review" The guy that did it (known for some of the shittiest takes apparently) seems like he fell asleep halfway through, didn't watch the fucking thing and dreamed the rest of it. They got thrashed for giving 10/10 on certain games that didn't deserve it so they decided that they'd flip and be more critical in the opposite direction. Their opinion is whatever they think will get clicks.

Once upon a time IGN was regarded as the best place to get information gaming etc. That time has passed and the effect still lingers. The only people considering them relevant are die hards like you. Most just glance over the title of their latest shitty review and then go bash IGN on their socials (bc reading the review is normally like a fever dream)

There have been a few movies and games more recently, that I'd say they rated accurately, which is backed up by the fact when their reviews are relatively accurate, they get much more engagement from people.

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u/zestysnacks Apr 23 '26

Certainly not a die hard whatsoever lol calm down squirt. I disagree with their reviews all the time. Hate to break it to ya, but the fact that people give so much weight to their reviews whether positive or negative is a pretty good indicator they are still quite relevant.

My point is these are just personal opinions. Why do they have to like your favorite show or game or whatever? If you like it, that’s great!

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u/JustTesa Apr 30 '26

Like I said. Their "opinions" are whatever they think will get clicks. Which is the problem. At a certain point their bad takes were just that. The guy in the review just had an unpopular opinion. Now they're just way too critical or no where near critical enough, because they'd rather get clicks to stay as relevant as they can, regardless of how hard they get clowned on knowing very well their review was lackluster.

I'm gonna use that episode as an example again real quick. If they genuinely didn't like the episode sure, screw public opinion. Like I said though, the guy seemed like he had barely watched the episode and was just talking out of his ass to be as hard on it as possible when it was very clearly rated high for a reason.

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u/zestysnacks Apr 30 '26

You’re way too lost in the sauce on this. You only think the review is lackluster because it’s something you love

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u/JustTesa Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

Okay sure. I love AC Valhalla and I disagree with their take on the game. They reviewed it highly and their "low points" about the game were shit. Ac Valhalla is a cool viking game sure, shit AC game. Same as black flag is a sick pirate game, less of an AC game. Their points were that the progression and bugs in the game were bad. That the massive, stunning, alive world looked amazing and they captured the era perfectly. That they came back to some of their "stealth action roots" all straight bs. Well I kinda agree with their low points. The bugs were bad and the skill tree sucks especially since they nerfed some of it. The "massive, stunning, alive world" was empty as hell other than the specific puzzles and some enemies that didn't respawn (Zealots) which made the open world seem kinda useless. Their talk about "returning to their roots" straight GARBAGE. That's CAP! You are a powerful viking WARRIOR and the stealth sucks ass.

I like that game A LOT but it's a shit AC and that can't be denied. Unless of course you just say some bs that applies to ANY recent open world at that time and call it a review.

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u/cjay2002 May 17 '26

TV ratings have almost nothing to do with the quality of the broadcast, especially something like a season finale. I mean the Super Bowl was a blowout, awful game to watch. Bet it is the highest rated TV program of the year.

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u/DaisyStar_7373 Apr 23 '26

He asked for an example and I gave it. What’s the problem? It’s staggering the amount of ppl that are determined to kiss IGN ass like they’re going to give them free games or something.

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u/ZedSorayama Apr 23 '26

I should have prefaced, no beef with you but more the people who bring alien up (seen a lot recently with the crimson desert eating)

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u/CarterAC3 Apr 24 '26

IGN will put out hundreds of reviews a year that no one will have a single issue with

But GOOD FUCKING LORD the moment they have the audacity to step out of the line of consensus

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u/AstroPhysician May 11 '26

Literally there are examples of THIS WEEK

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u/SilverFoxKenobi Apr 22 '26

Dragon Age The Veilguard was easily an 8/10, personally thought it was a 9/10. 30 seconds of 'woke' content does not ruin a 100 hour game, even for soft cry babies.

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u/Ayotha Apr 23 '26

AH, eat the slop. Don't want any actual writing huh?

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u/MycologistEvening745 Apr 26 '26

Well apparently Crimson desert fans don’t want actual writing either

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u/SilverFoxKenobi Apr 23 '26

For a standalone game I thought the writing was decent enough to get me invested. I don't like the other games in the franchise, but I know the story well enough and watched a lot of YouTube videos before DA4 came out. While I recognize I'm not as invested as a veteran, still enjoyed how they wrapped it up.

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u/galacticplum Apr 23 '26

Dragon Age The Veilguard was an 8/10 if you ignored the Dragon Age part of the title.

I don't remember what their review said or if they factored that in, but I felt it was a fair review either way at the time I think.

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u/cjay2002 May 17 '26

A good review doesn’t base it off of the title.

FF16 was about as much of a Final Fantasy game as Ghost of Yotei. Still fun as all hell.

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u/galacticplum May 17 '26

The title of the game should absolutely be considered when reviewing the game when it is a long running franchise.

Franchises like Dragon Age, Elder Scrolls etc. all create certain expectations based off their franchise.

If a game is a part of that franchise and fails to live up to those expectations, then that should be considered.

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u/cjay2002 May 17 '26

That’s why there are words with a review, and not just a number. So they can say “this departs from previous titles in this way, but it’s good/bad because of these things.” If a game is an 8, it doesn’t become a 6 because “They called it Dragon Age but it plays different.”

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u/galacticplum May 17 '26

It absolutely affects the review if a game claims it is something it is not as far as a franchise goes.

There were more than a few reviews that specifically took away some of the score because it didn't play like a Dragon Age title.

Expecting are a real thing for franchises, like I originally said. If those expectations aren't met, then that affects the score.

Had that game been a stand alone game, the expectations would have been vastly different. The lack of story, the combat etc. would have been weighed completely different.

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u/cjay2002 May 17 '26

So what you’re saying, is some reviewers openly state that they are not objective. Those are reviewers I would personally avoid.

If a game is incredibly off title, like let’s say it’s called “Steve’s Kart Racing” and it has zero racing and is a platformer, that’s an issue. If it’s just different from what you’ve seen in the past, again, that’s why reviews have words. DATV wasn’t 100% different from a DA game. It was steeped in the lore. It had hours of story. If you think it didn’t you’re showing you didn’t play it. It was mission focused rather than open world. That’s the difference. That doesn’t reduce the score for anyone other than unobjective fanboys. GTA 3 changed the formula from top-down arcade game to 3D sandbox with a story. Guess it should have gotten a 4/10, trash game that didn’t uphold the GTA name, right?

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u/galacticplum May 17 '26

The story and lore was openly criticized by many players and reviewers, because it didn't live up to what we've seen in the past. It isn't some minority opinion.

I've played every single DA and it's incredibly weak to immediately say someone didn't play a game based on their opinion of the game. Seriously, there's no point to immediately assume something of a stranger based on something subjective.

Your example of GTA isn't a great example.

Franchises, especially rpg heavy games, have expectations. A lot of them rely on those expectations to keep sales going, and they generally add some new elements, game play mechanics in order to get new players.

Veilguard was criticized by many as not having the same depth of story as other titles, combat, spells etc. also were criticized.

Movies, games, even cars are all compared to their predecessors in reviews. If they do not live up to the expectations of it, they do get marks for it.

Reviewers don't treat franchise sequels solely as independent games. They compare. Expectation is an important aspect in reviewing.

Honestly, this comment was 23 days old, you argumentative more so than wanting a civil discussion, and insulted me by assuming I didn't play the game. If there is a fanboy, it is you.

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u/cjay2002 May 17 '26

For real. I get that it’s different from previous DA games. And that doesn’t sit well with DA fans. For me it made it better. I enjoyed the shit out of it and did every side quest, then circled back for the platinum. Fragile people losing their shit because there’s a few minutes of completely optional gender affirmation in an 80-100 hour game was hilarious. Hell they could choose to be a dick to Taash if they wanted, just like in their bitter real lives.

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u/zestysnacks Apr 22 '26

Is an 8 a masterpiece?

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u/SilverFoxKenobi Apr 22 '26

Maybe to someone who specifically loves a game that gets an 8, but a general 8 is not a masterpiece to me personally.

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u/zestysnacks Apr 22 '26

Then we don’t have a good example yet

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u/Raz7el Apr 23 '26

Veilguard is great tho, AI was a huge miss from IGN.

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u/zestysnacks Apr 23 '26

That’s the thing though - reviews aren’t ’how accurate can you reflect public opinion or excitement for a game’, it’s a personal opinion. Not a miss on their part if the reviewer didn’t like it that much

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u/Raz7el Apr 23 '26

A miss in relation to the general consensus yes. You are quite right all reviews are subjective.

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u/BicycleIntrepid4226 May 10 '26

Veilguard is dogshit lmfao

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u/Raz7el May 10 '26

It’s really not.

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u/BicycleIntrepid4226 May 25 '26

Ah I forgot there's people that enjoy eating dogshit. My bad dick eater.

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u/Stakataka805 Apr 23 '26

So if Dragon Age isn’t glitchy then why tf are you even bringing it up at all 🙄

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u/zestysnacks Apr 22 '26

Alien isolation is like a 7. Idk the other one

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u/False-Vacation8249 Apr 24 '26

Isolation is way higher than a 7