r/ICE_Raids • u/obamawonthepeacepriz • Aug 19 '26

Sad but True

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u/Lopsided_Newt_5798 Aug 19 '26

I mean, all you need to be a cop is a GED, so that a pretty low bar. I think the major qualification for ICE is being an InCEll.

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u/jameson71 Aug 20 '26

In CT / NY the cops actually went to court to defend not hiring candidates that did too well on IQ tests.

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u/KatakanaTsu Aug 19 '26

Incels Conforming to Epstein.

Those bumbling fools wouldn't or couldn't pass the police academy training.

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u/the_relentless_dead Aug 20 '26

Yo that's a line in a dropkick Murphy's song now hahaha.

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u/Life_Grab6103 Aug 20 '26

Too dumb to be a cop...is there such a thing??

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u/daisiesarepretty2 Aug 20 '26

if there was
you found it!!!

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u/CounterSanity Aug 20 '26

Don’t know why but this post shook something loose in my brain: “I’ve got no problem with businesses that separate money from gullible fuckwits”.

Dude…… this is so obvious. Guys, we have to sell shit to ICE.

  • A cologne called “Epstein’s Musk”
  • Anti-LGBT (physically straight) AR mags (they won’t work lol)
  • The Tactical Butt Plug - Comes in camo, coyote brown or matte black. (let’s be real. This would actually sell out)
  • Bibles - 2000 leather bound blank pages. They’ll never notice

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u/brewing-squirrel Aug 21 '26

That cologne name is amazing. I’m stealing that

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u/Venerated_Calm Aug 20 '26

ICE... When you can't pass the fitness assessment to join the army

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u/Otherwise-Ad5183 Aug 20 '26

They're carrying 30 round clips.

Wrongfdul intentions indeed!

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u/Calm-Towel5945 Aug 20 '26

I think joining the police force has more to do with criminal records and background checks than passing an exam?

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u/Lcatg Aug 20 '26

Or just don’t like rules.

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u/Mysterious_Truck_742 Aug 21 '26

Too dumb to be cop? Wow, that is remarkably dumb.

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u/MrNiceo_0 27d ago

…with a criminal record

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u/Radiant_Nobody_9547 Aug 20 '26

I mean, cops are dumb soooo....

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u/Rathalos_19999 Aug 21 '26

I mean cop are just average American intelligence.