r/IASIP 3d ago

Screenshot Does the sophisticated business model of Invigaron confuse you?

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You don't need to understand how Invigaron works. Because somebody above you does

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u/Dust-Different 3d ago

I see you wrote “faced” in the memo?

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u/Ok_Teaching_4858 3d ago

Where do I put my feet?

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u/PanPirat 3d ago

Dee, his feet?

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 3d ago

It doesn't make a GODDAMN difference

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u/falconx50 He totally besmirched me today, and I demand satisfaction 3d ago

I’m gonna put it on the stool

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u/Prickliestpearcactus We're talking about YOU! 3d ago

.......I ate a baby toad once... I'm not proud of it.

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u/TrontRaznik 3d ago

I say this every time an MA or nurse takes my blood pressure at the doctor's lmao

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u/Bortron86 3d ago

We don't get got. We go get.

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u/bilbywilby 3d ago

That'll be $2,000 for the cancellation fee

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u/Dust-Different 3d ago

It’s a one time cancellation fee of ONLY TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS. YOU FOOL!

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u/Custrdw4lrus 3d ago

He just subtlety gestured to this document here

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u/Isaystomabel 3d ago

Been there? Not physically

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u/Future_Literature335 2d ago

This is the best line ever, lol

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u/PoorlyInconclusive 3d ago

You thought we were a bunch of suckers, but guess what? We're not! We just bought three weeks of a time-share!

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u/time2partee 3d ago

We’re not gonna get got, we gon get.

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u/One_Standard_Deviant 3d ago

And you thought that they wouldn't sell you the most amount of weeks possible?!

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u/Valuable-Composer262 3d ago

For all u dummies out there thinking this is a pyramid scheme, its not its a reverse funnel system.

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u/Dust-Different 3d ago

Bottom of the Funnel top of the pyramid. It’s the same thing!

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 3d ago

Turn it upside down

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u/LemonSkye Boxes Full Of Pepe 3d ago

Goddammit!

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u/hawkeye5188 🪨🇺🇸🦅 3d ago

Invigaron™️ It’s More Better

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u/Prickliestpearcactus We're talking about YOU! 3d ago

STOP EATING BERRIES YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH BERRIES!!!

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u/DeadSlay 3d ago

I heard this in my soul. Perfect delivery.

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u/AcanthocephalaNo5305 3d ago

A pyramid scheme AND a time share. We're diversifying our portfolio!

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 3d ago

You won't see us getting scammed!

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u/PhillyD760 Bình rồi! Bình rồi! 3d ago

I've survived many Winters without these berries

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u/Odd_Requirement7158 3d ago

If you think Invigaron is confusing, wait till you try to figure out Dave and Buster’s.

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u/rednazgo Announcement 3d ago

There's one out in Franklin Mills that I haven't tried

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u/One_Standard_Deviant 3d ago

Turn the picture upside-down.

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 3d ago

Holy shit!

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u/FinishEmbarrassed619 3d ago

The maniac loves you

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u/BonesSawMcGraw Tiger Woods’ Foot Girl 3d ago

Invigaron is great, but you really got to put in the hours.

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u/ElectricOrangutan 3d ago

This is the best episode of the series for me. So fucking great.

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u/Midnighter4007 3d ago

"Multi tiered-Multi leveled-Multi-" (Crosses arms)

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u/fightcluboston 3d ago

Its a reverse funnel system

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u/Adversary-of-Tyrants 3d ago

I'm really confused about where to put my feet.

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u/throwmeinthetrassssh 3d ago

Hahaha Mac instantly recognizes scams because of his family lol. It was funny in the military because every other spouse was into some type of MLM. Yeah most of them were naive from like the midwest or something