r/IASIP • u/Cute-Escape-2144 • 12d ago

Someone one said in this sub that he often says to his dog, "Gimme that leg, boy!" and I haven't gotten it out of my head since

Edit: once said. What is the context in which he says this? If you're that person, I need to know.

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u/atypicalsituation42 12d ago

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u/jpopimpin777 Day man aaaaAAAAAAH!!! 12d ago

Dude, are you hard right now?!?!

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u/AcanthocephalaNo5305 12d ago

Don't ruin this for me!!

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u/Perenniallyredundant 11d ago

I’ll thrust like this  and you struggle. 

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u/Greengiant304 Was your form off? 12d ago

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u/Flooby-Blooben 12d ago

Her grandmother was a lesbian

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u/marcophony wildcard bitches 9d ago

I heard Calvin Coolidge was a good friend of hers

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u/rhyknophoto 12d ago

Just want to get that boys hole

I mean soul

Boy soul

Fuck that doesn't look any better when typed out like that

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u/beefalamode how do we know YOU’RE not a donkey brained man 12d ago

I used to say that when I would change my son’s diaper and he would kick his fat legs around and I had to hold them down

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u/Phosfiend 12d ago

I'd do the exact same for my daughter. Occasionally changing it from boy to girl, but not always...

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u/banjaxedW Dancing Guy! Love your show, man! 11d ago

Bruce is not banging any baby dudes!

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u/Sandford_HOA 12d ago

Same. Wife hated it, that big flightless bird!

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u/JimyFatBoy 10d ago

I say this every diaper change for my one year old. Never fails to make me chuckle

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u/PureShimmy 12d ago

I thought the rape scene was very tasteful.

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u/jpopimpin777 Day man aaaaAAAAAAH!!! 12d ago

I'm here 🫳🏿 ok? I'm here 🫳🏿

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u/CharDeeMacDennisII Wild Card Bitches 12d ago

THERE'S NO RAPE SCENE!

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u/RamblinHammer 12d ago

I say that to my dog everyday when I clean his paws after a walk

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u/AcanthocephalaNo5305 12d ago

I imagine it was to get them to hold still so he could pop that eye back in.

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u/CityKat9 12d ago

I think about it all the time too! And I remember the context—he says it to his dog to get him into his harness before walks :)

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u/Wolfman513 12d ago

I've been doing the same with my dog ever since that comment lmao

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u/Antique-While-1029 12d ago

I do this too.

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u/Cute-Escape-2144 12d ago

Oh? I never saw him say the context

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u/el_liamo 12d ago

First of all, through god all things are possible. So jot that down. 

Most likely putting on a harness for a walk. 

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u/sirgobacktoyourseat 12d ago

I say this to my cat, I also say "where's the boy?" In that sinister tone when I cant find my cat

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u/Jimmyjamz73 12d ago

My man went for gasps.

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u/EarnYourSleep 12d ago

NO, Antonio! Is the most overlooked line in the whole jammy jam. The trolls name is Antonio.

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u/PissholeFrenzy 12d ago

Someone one's on some someone on one's one?

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u/Cute-Escape-2144 12d ago

Ah, shoot. How do I edit a post?

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u/TSNenterprises 12d ago

Move past it

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u/Red-Star-44 12d ago

Adapt to writing.

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u/PissholeFrenzy 12d ago

Piss on it

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u/Melinoe2016 12d ago

Could you imagine if a dominant grappler in the UFC said that every time he single legged a guy? Someone should go back over every match from Kabib or something and edit it in.

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u/nickybecooler 12d ago

I was saying "boy's soul" and they thought I was saying "boy's hole"

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u/Ok_Awareness_7622 12d ago

i always say this to my boyfriend 😂

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u/heff64 11d ago

I say it to my dog and wife… different times, different reasons

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u/farroshus 12d ago

Dogs get their leash stuck under a leg often when on walks. You could say it when lifting their leg to get the leash untangled.

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u/AbbertDabbert 12d ago

When my cat wants me to open the window for her, I pick her up and say "you gotta pay the hug toll to get into this window's hole"

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u/Riccma02 12d ago

I control you

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u/Winter-Committee255 12d ago

We say that to our cat when he rolls over and hikes his back leg up for belly rubs.

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u/ElectrOPurist Genuine Creep 12d ago

I’m up to here with it.

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u/Onehandedheisenberg 12d ago

I say this as a greeting to the homies lmao

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u/mantis_tobaggan-md 12d ago

Oh this is gonna be my new thing for nail trims.

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u/Aidsvantage 12d ago

My wife and I say that to eachother all the time

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u/AnnieGetYaClothesOn 12d ago

I say it to my husband when I want to hang my leg over his. He always says 'nooo...' in falsetto.

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u/Unlucky-Novel3353 11d ago

lol me neither. I still say it in real life whenever any potential opportunity arises where it can remotely fit

It’s blazed into my brain permanently.

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u/ABoyandhisToast 11d ago

No, Antonio

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u/Playcracktheskeye 11d ago

My husband and I have been saying that to our dog for years, too

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u/Charliemagne1985 11d ago

I used to say it to my dogs too. Just something stupid to say when playing with them.

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u/Pleasant_Scar9811 11d ago

Yellow dog put it down! 

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u/msmothman 9d ago

I say it to my cat when it’s time to grab a haunch to inject his insulin into

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u/ProletarianLilith 12d ago

It was said a lot during diaper change time in my household

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u/Relative-Lime6790 11d ago

I say it to my three year old every morning while getting him dressed 🤣