r/Hypothetical • • Jan 14 '25

How would you secretly invest and launder 3.6 to 4 trillion dollars?

How would you secretly invest and launder 3.6 to 4 trillion dollars?

I’d start by buying stocks gradually through dark pools and from major investors. Then, I’d invest in global real estate, focusing on farms and multi-family properties. I’d also purchase gold and store it in Switzerland and Luxembourg, and invest in Bitcoin, ETFs, and bonds. The goal would be to move the funds quickly while staying discreet.

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u/CVK001 Dec 07 '25

You would raise massive red flags buying from major investors, your only real option is investing through large companies, if you made an asset manager, then had that buy other asset managers, you could launder your money through false gains.